Smart assed editorial opinions that should be kept to myself. Along with random video clips and pictures to go along with stories I find that you might find worth having seen. Oh and thanks for stopping by and validating my existence, baby.
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Only Because She Is A Social
I blame face book and my space for this. Joseph Lattari and Faith Erman was doing it outside. I got nothing it's only because she at least has fb mp pages.
Tsk tsk tsk. If you are gonna do stuff like have sex in the street. Don't have profiles pictures with other people in them geez.
Yes I want to know and see cellphone pics at least of this ;)
Friday, August 28, 2009
Yeah! How
Questions arise over how kidnapper went undetected
By TERRY COLLINS and BROOKE DONALD, Associated Press Writers
ANTIOCH, Calif. – His neighbors knew he was a registered sex offender. Kids on his block called him "Creepy Phil" and kept their distance. Parole agents and local law enforcement regularly visited his home and found nothing unusual, even after a neighbor complained children were living in a complex of tents in his backyard.
[...]
A neighbor called 911 in November 2006 and described Garrido as a psychotic sex addict who was living with children and had people staying in tents in his backyard.
The investigating officer spent a half-hour interviewing Garrido on his front porch but did not enter the house or search the backyard, Contra Costa County Sheriff Warren E. Rupf said. The deputy, who did not know Garrido was a registered sex offender even though the sheriff's department had the information, warned Garrido that the tents could be a code violation before leaving.
[...]
Dugard, now 29, was reunited with her family and said to be in good health, but feeling guilty about developing a bond with Garrido over the years. Her two children, 11 and 15, remained with her.
"Jaycee has strong feelings with this guy. She really feels it's almost like a marriage," said Dugard's stepfather Carl Probyn, who was there when little Jaycee was snatched from a bus stop in 1991.
Shades of poor Konerak Sinthasomphone. I can't but think of him with that cop shows up and they check things out thoroughly.
Oh and don't she kinda look like Amber MacArthur in the younger pictures?
All Your Internets Belongs To Us, For Your Own Good
When Rockefeller, the chairman of the Senate Commerce committee, and Olympia Snowe (R-Maine) introduced the original bill in April, they claimed it was vital to protect national cybersecurity. "We must protect our critical infrastructure at all costs--from our water to our electricity, to banking, traffic lights and electronic health records," Rockefeller said.
The Rockefeller proposal plays out against a broader concern in Washington, D.C., about the government's role in cybersecurity. In May, President Obama acknowledged that the government is "not as prepared" as it should be to respond to disruptions and announced that a new cybersecurity coordinator position would be created inside the White House staff. Three months later, that post remains empty, one top cybersecurity aide has quit, and some wags have begun to wonder why a government that receives failing marks on cybersecurity should be trusted to instruct the private sector what to do.
So they would have control but wouldn't know what to do with it? What does being secure online have to with centralized control? We would have to have some kind special registration for the internet. He he, I would be all for government run public internet if we could get real high speed broadband at say no more than 20 bucks a month. Cyber security has to with what is being protected itself notsome central gate keeper.
Old Black Says
Paraphrase of something I stole and made my own that.
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
The Serial bather Episode
Mayor suspected in undie thefts
Lancashire Police said Preesall, England, Mayor Ian Stafford, 58, was found to have a collection of "stolen knickers" in his home after several female residents of Preesall complained of intimate apparel disappearing from their homes, The Sun reported Monday.
Knickers are panties. And so reminded me of this episode:
It Doesn't Sound like A Bowie Song
Health psychologist Nick Troop of the University of Hertfordshire, UK, used a program called Linguistic Inquiry and Word Count to calculate how Bowie employs different categories of words in his songs. LIWC determines the rate of use of negative and positive words in a text, as well as counting references to things like sex, religion and food.
And it is really terrible.
Monday, August 24, 2009
Time To reSTART Your Life
Included in the 45-day tuition:
- Food and Meals
- Retreat Center Overnight Accommodations for 45 Days*
- Clinical Evaluation and Assessment
- Customized treatment planning, relapse prevention, and aftercare coordination
- 1x1 Individualized psychotherapy
- Daily personal counseling, life coaching, skills training, mentoring, and mindfulness based stress reduction
- Weekly high adventure recreational and fitness activities tailored to individual needs
- Average 1-6 guests at a time
* Programs with shorter/longer stays are available to meet individual and financial needs. Tuition scholarship opportunities are offered for those in need.
I hear this will be covered by Obamacare but, a bunch of old folk have to kicked off medicare in order to do it.
Friday, August 21, 2009
Magnetic Resonance Imaging of Male And Female Genitals During Coitus And Female Sexual Arousal
Human Sex From The Inside Out
Click on the above link. You will not be disappointed. Can't wait to see this in HD LOL
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Caster Semenya Dude Or Just Really butch?
It's just funny. With steroids and other stuff being used. It's only a matter of time that you're gonna end up with. A person maybe a little too mixed up tell which end is what.
South African teen wins 800 amid gender-test flap
Her dominating run came on the same day track and field’s ruling body said she was undergoing a gender test because of concerns she does not meet requirements to compete as a woman.
This will be really sad if she is a she. And is just really, really manly. I propose shower cams for women athletes.
Monday, August 17, 2009
Let's Go Further Down The Toilet
Voter apathy will claim a lot dem's seats. And it be described as our entire country turning to the republicans for leadership. And the racism against a black guy for president will ratchet up a notch.
Thursday, August 13, 2009
Okay I am Going To Say It.
What The Fuck
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
I have A Plot For A Story On Law & Order(s)
Murders Ordered to Boost TV Ratings?
SAO PAULO, Brazil (Aug. 11) - In one murder after another, the "Canal Livre" crime TV show had an uncanny knack for being first on the scene, gathering graphic footage of the victim.
Too uncanny, say police, who are investigating the show's host, state legislator Wallace Souza, on suspicion of commissioning at least five of the murders to boost his ratings and prove his claim that Brazil's Amazon region is awash in violent crime. Police also have accused Souza of drug trafficking.
A great bit of fiction that you read about here first.
205 Days
From that you take it that you need show up at a presidential town hall with a gun. And all that happens to you is you get to be on TV.
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Go Search YouTube For Miley Cyrus Pole Dance
How would you like to be the person who decided they needed to leave the umbrella off. Even though they extended the pole so she could get on top of the cart and under it while still dancing. This left a lot people with extended poles feeling uncomfortable. So hey, lets call it a stripper pole, and fake angrily chastise the kid. Shake fist and say "she's too young to be making me cream my pants"!
And why does Michael Buckley call it an ice cream truck? Why does he cover so much tween interest junk? Why do I feel the need to comment about a tween star I don't watch? And no I don't watch any of those shows and didn't watch the award show. If they don't do stuff people on YouTube are a talking about them, then... The young turks started me off this morning with a clip.
And if I could tell from just a clip what was going on.
Monday, August 10, 2009
All Right I'll Say It
Sarah Palin's Death Panel
CBS Player
Joost
Friendfeed Bought By Facebook
Wow that's like..., whatever. I got caught up in all the tweets about it. Oh wait! I forgot to crow about being right about Microsoft and Yahoo getting together.
Maybe now things wont keep dropping off of Yahoo services since AT&T don't like them. Already a mash up of YIM, mail and MSN mail going on.
Alleged Town Hall Beating Victim Gladney to Sue as a Hate Crime; Wants Beer With Obama
Since the president of The united States spoke up for a friend of his. He should get involved in this. Yes of course cause hes black LOL
And by the time local news talks about this stuff. the message will be the same but most of the stupid comments like that will be gone.
Saturday, August 08, 2009
Palin's To Be Sold
Sarah Palin and her family along with some really old peopl. Are to sold off to some youths in Asia. The public option of the Obama care bill allows for the public to vote people of our continent. And the Palin's are number one on the public's list.
It's a 900 number .89 per call. No limit on how many times you can call. Calling that number akso implies enrollment the new health care system.
Oh and remember Solent Green is people.
Friday, August 07, 2009
Obama The Nazi
Oxi-Cocaine Is Powerr-full
It was not the side effects of the oxiclean or the bump on the head. It was a side effect of the cocaine the led to Billy Mays' death.
Thursday, August 06, 2009
Really John Hughes
Died of a heart attack. John Hughes 1950 - 2009. Go rent no, buy Uncle buck and Sixteen Candles.
Don't people in New York know CPR?!?
Okay So now YouTube
Now, the "/my_subscriptions" after the first page of new videos takes you back in time to the videos you skipped.
Oh, but wait. Just take the extra step of clicking the (see all) and the bottom of your now shortened Subscriptions list.
Some of them are videos that would have watched but still. Remember clicking on the images will let you see them bigger. Use your backspace key to return the blog. And yes I like to complain ;)
Students Who Come To School Get Sex On Their Birthdays
School's 'Birthday Sex' role model draws protests
It's no worse than for years they had the Bud Girls as part of the Bud Billiken Parade.
Wednesday, August 05, 2009
Jim cooking the CAMEL steaks
The Daily Telegraph (Britain) said Tuesday that environmentalists support the stance of business owners like Garry Dann, whose slaughterhouse in Australia's Northern Territory has added camel meat to its production line..
"I know blokes who all their lives have meat for breakfast, lunch and tea, and they wouldn't know the difference between camel meat and beef," Dann said.
"Camels can handle Australia's dry conditions and they are a good source of low cholesterol protein," he added
Lets Go then;
Whole Stuffed Camel
1 whole camel, medium size
1 whole lamb, large size
20 whole chicken, medium size
60 eggs
12 kg rice
2 kg pine nuts
2 kg almonds
1 kg pistachio nut
110 gallons water
5 lbs black pepper
salt
Step 1, Skin, trim and clean camel (once you get over the hump), lamb and chicken.
Says it serves 80 - 100. I guess the rice stretches it out a bit...
What Was That About Clinton?
Kenyan Birth Certificate Generator Pass It Along
Monday, August 03, 2009
Stuck In There Good
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I got to get the DVDs.
The Day in 100 Seconds: Lip Service
Okay so it don't matter what the Obama administration says so long as others can just make shit up?!?