June 6, 2006

I think this may be the sign of the coming of the beast.

Panama Does Nudes

While the nation supposedly debates the proposed Canal expansion, the media can't get enough of "exposing" one sex scandal after the other. First there were teachers asking sexual favors of their students in exchange for better notes. Then we had more adults trapped with minors in a pushbutton. The head of the national teacher's association, meanwhile, called for the prosecution and punishment of pregnant teens, while other officials urge schools to include morals and values into the educational system to prevent youngsters from getting "sexually out of control."
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Today, monday, El Siglo - which daily publishes softcore porn itself - denounced yet another gay site, "Tanned Twinks", which they claim features Azuero boys as well. "Jezus, help these poor boys," writes El Siglo.

Nothing to say.

Such A Nice Vid

The Twins

No embed but here is the Link to them over at youtube.

Maybe Booty Videos Ain't That Bad

Your Gay You Say, Well There Is A Cure

Just let this guy hold you close and then beat your pillow....

Go look laff HERE.

Enuff Wit Da Booty

Damm it here is another one.

They Have A Ways To Go

Wanna know just how lame veoh is? Checkout the number of tags for this video. And look around the categories. Oh just put anything anywhere.



But look they have a little bit of the colin farrel sex tape.

A Little Something About Panties

I didn't know Wonder Woman was running around in her undies.

Okay So...

Maybe I'll just look for music on veoh den.

If You Like..

Dude on dude porn, Anime erotica ( miss label hentai ), Dudes wacking they peepees. Then goto veoh.

Yesterday some really nice lady put a vid on youtube were she was polishing the pearl. I have seen more hott thangs on youtube in the short time that I have signed up. But over on veoh which has an adult section its pretty lame. Porn clips and dudes squirting and most of the in drag.

Not a single female

Strap-on Dildos Vs. Teenage Pregnancy

Hahahahaha!

There is one kind of sex toy that is designed for use with a partner and can play a major role in the fight against teenage pregnancy and that is the strap-on dildo with a clitoral stimulator. Not only should it be legal for minors to have strap-ons but furnishing them with these tools should become a standard part of beginning to date.

While it is best for adolescents to avoid any type of partnered sexual activity, the penetration of a male by a female wearing a strap-on dildo is far safer than the more usual sex acts. Transmitting sexually transmitted diseases generally requires skin-to-skin contact.

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Even in this era of general gender equality, it is still usually the boy who attempts to initiate sex and the girl who is expected to set limits if limits are in fact set; it is without exception the girl who gets pregnant. Thus, it makes sense to provide any sexually mature girl with a strap-on dildo.

Kids are not interested in SEX. It is all about intimacy. Attraction does not mean you want to have sex. The fact that girls get pregnant is due to when males get aroused 90% of their sperm is released in what is known as pre-cum. And despite the fact that some people have a hard go of getting pregnant. Coming in contact with the females repo' organ even for a "let me just real quick please please" is enough. Not because they are all having hardcore sex running through the Karma Sutra everytime they get together.

Education is the way. Abstinence pledges are joke. I myself didn't get horny 'til I was 19yrs old. Males and females both equal in desires for intimacy. Society sets taboos and pressures like that women are from penises that come from venuses thing.

This story is a crock of bull designed to make sex education look bad.

A teen girl who possesses a strap-on may suggest to boys that they perform a sex act that is kinkier but far safer than the ones boys usually suggest to girls. Boys can be expected to differ greatly in their reactions to such suggestions. Some are certain to Just Say No. Others will enthusiastically answer, “Yes!” Many, perhaps most, will balk as the girl coaxes (sound familiar?). However, none will get pregnant. No abortions will be performed and no one will suffer through the ordeal of nine months of an unwanted pregnancy because of this practice. No children will be born doomed to inferior care by unprepared parents because a young lady made love with her beau in this manner.

Thinking is the only answer.

Light camera action. No really. You put the light up behind the camera. Camera in front of the action but so as not to block the light. There are two light sources in the room and they're both behind the action. Cameras should come with tutorial videos that have famous folk as presenters else nobody would watch it and learn.

Hey This Is Good

Because it is the Pixies /Hey that they are dancing around to. Wipe tear.

And then it turned into this heyclip.cjb.net after only 4,365,370 plus views. Here is there behind the scenes movie.

Silience Her Azz Is bouncing

To steal a comment somebody has made. That ass is what god creatively designed booty shorts for. Hipnotique ain't? But just the same I am sick of all the just booty vids well kinda anyway.

I Guess I am A Bit Jaded

From Local news:

A Web site called BadJocks.com on Monday displayed pictures allegedly of Northwestern soccer players clad only in T-shirts and underwear -- some with blindfolds over their eyes and others with their hands tied behind their backs. Other women had words or pictures scrawled on their bodies and clothes, and it appeared some of the women were drinking alcohol. In the some photographs, it appears some of the young women are performing simulated sex acts. Some photographs show women giving lap dances.

More at cbs2chicago

What Would You Rather Smell Like

Corn chips or Play-Doh. Well don't wash your feet for a while and you got the corn chips smell going. Buthey, don't go rubbing clay on yourself to get the Play-Doh smell

As part of our year-long celebration of the beloved modeling compound's 50th birthday, PLAY-DOH compound's distinctive aroma will be available in a limited-edition 1-ounce spray bottle.

Yeah um, no

More Slight of Hand

Allright time to go to Las Vegas with this person. We could cheat the casinos and then spend it all at the Bunny Ranch

Okay How's This Done?

Very lose skin maybe?

Yeah They Know What They Are For...

You fill them up with water and drop them on peoples heads like in the Summer Of '42

Girls Can Be Funny Sometimes

Other time they are funny only too themselvs...

The Bate-A-Thon

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See I am Not All About The Booty Videos

Hmm, some real energy with these youngins.

The Dot XXX Domain Would Be A Good Idea

I think that It would 'cause you could easialy filter out the kids. It would make it easy for us adults to mind to our own business. But...

Internet governing agency ICANN today voted against a proposed agreement for a .XXX top level domain. The application was proposed by the ICM Registry.

I think I'll email my congress folk about this.

These Kids These Days and Oral and The Anal

Oral And Anal Sex Increasing Among Teens

NEW YORK (Reuters Health) - During the past decade, there has been a significant increase in the proportion of teenagers and young adults engaging in oral sex and, less commonly, having anal intercourse, according to data from STD clinics in Baltimore, Maryland.

I don't know wiether to say kids these days are lucky or not. Plus this is not really new. Its that silly thing about girlfriend with benifits. You take some kids who don't really want sex or know anything about it. And in the compromise comes oral. And with anal it means not having to face each other...

There was also an increase in rectal sex among young women, "but it was a lot less common than oral sex," Erbelding said. Among young women, the prevalence of self-reported anal sex over the period rose from 3 percent to 5.5 percent.

There may be a general feeling out there that oral sex is safer than intercourse, Erbelding said, and it probably is for some diseases.

But like I saw on this one show I forget its name it was hosted By Samuel L. Jackson. Anyway they had these little girls on who while they would do oral. They had no interest in having the same happen for them.

"clinicians need to routinely ask their adolescent and young adult patients about the full range of sexual behaviors and educate young people in general about what the relative risks are for different types of STDs for various sexual behaviors,"

Even though I should be calling for more sex education among the young. I can't help butt think about looking for a nice 20 - 25 yr. old who don't care too much for my face and...

7 Kinds of Sex - Joke

Stop me if you heard this one before:

Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:


The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when
you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.


The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been
with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have
sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been
with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you
usually have sex only in your bedroom.


The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been
with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway
you both say "screw you."

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex, which means you get Nun
in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.


The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand
your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of
everyone.

And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security
Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to live on.

The Dildo Song

With A Friend Like You..

Happy Birthday gag gifts. Ooo candies.