Thursday, January 31, 2008

True Tears

true tears
Originally uploaded by Akiraman
Why was this licensed and by whom? Why they does someone feel there needs to be some gawd awful dub version of this?


Republican will eat their own. Silly comments. "If the Democrats nominates Hilary, McCain wins". Okay no way another republican will be president.

What they are doing is poising themselves for when they don't call the shots no more. So they can claim that all the shots that they have called caused no harm.

A Good Read

Japanese lady in subway
Originally uploaded by
Modern Japanese women: dealing with sex, lies and the dried-flower syndrome

Finding the right lover is not so easy, but we learn that at least women can avail themselves of a clinic that offers them intimate encounters with sex volunteers. Women can select their volunteers from a catalog brimming with intimate details, and, yes, size does seem to matter. The clients say they are grateful for the service while there appears to be no shortage of male volunteers; money isn't everything.

Isn't that called prostitution? My husband doesn't understand me... But not to be to glib about.

The author divulges glimpses of her own experiences that help us understand where she is coming from, "Having been cheated on many times by my ex, I wasn't in the mood to be sympathetic to these wives who enjoyed the luxury of not having to work, spending their time in nail salons, fancy shopping centers or luxurious cafes, and then going off and having sex while their husbands were at the office working hard to maintain the lifestyle they had grown accustomed to."

Why do women put up with jerks? After reading about the abusive and philandering men in these women's lives it is amazing what they tolerate. They literally roll with the punches and just ask their men to be more discreet in their affairs.

Emi eschews sex because she worries her husband might infect her with a sexually transmitted disease, but keeps the empty marriage going for the kids.

Sounds like Maury Povich needs to take a road trip.

So what's life like as a male sex volunteer helping women reach orgasm? Ironically, Hideo has a sexless marriage, but finds psychological fulfillment in helping sufferers of "dried-flower syndrome." He says the women are grateful and tell him that the sex rejuvenates them.

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Doomsday Was Adverted

Asteroid Ida and its moon.
Originally uploaded by doneastwest
Something I should have been snarky about.

You my not have heard but the Chicago Transportation Authority narrowly averting a large asteroid that was headed towards Earth on Jan. 29 2008.

The war on Iraq and its mismanagement of funds coupled with a load of unnecessary tax cuts. Left states with little or no money for state projects and programs like the CTA. If no money could be raised then the struggling CTA would not have had the money to get new rocket powered buses. Thus having to use the buses they already had. Then people would have been left with no way of getting to work.

Professor Duncan Steel, the author of Target Earth, a book about asteroids, told the BBC that such events should not be sensationalised.

I beg to differ. Not only did get it together at the last minute. But they also worked out a plan to have senior citizens ride the asteroid for free. And this is not the last time we will hear about a CTA "doomsday". Every time you think your free and clear, the sky comes crashing down again.

And Now There Are Two Left

John Edwards drops out of the race. Keith Olbermann cries.

Note: I am being optimistic about his wifes health. And hope his message stays on the mind of all the progressives.

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Tied In The Local News

Forever. All during the primaries and lets hope all during his run for President. WGN will keep bringing this guy up as though he only knew Obama and Gov-IL Rod Blagojevich

Look A Hole Has A MySpace Page

Ok, a sinkhole forms in your street. Takes out some pipes, street gets flooded. Now they want to keep it.

Hole now has its own MySpace page with 120 friends. And Hole is 100 yrs old but I think Hole might be a bit younger than that so I ain't gonna try and be its friend.

Some A hole's friends.

911 Rudy 911 Guliani 911

9 eleven 9 eleven no...! Not Rudy 9 eleven. Okay so maybe the media were they only ones who believed he was even in this thing.

And it was only funny that he was trying to work 9 eleven in everything.

Update: Except Tom Brokaw YouTube Video. Did he say the surge began to work?

Monday, January 28, 2008

The President's Speach 01-28 -08 What He Said


Oh did you see? He wore a blue tie and Chaney wore a red one and his wife was in red. Didn't this happen before...?

Primary Colors

DSCF2506f Primary colors
Originally uploaded by salvan
Me I so is dumb. I was trying to be snarky that I forgot about how. It was okay for Wag the Dog and Primary Colors.

But a move about Bush the media seems to think its way to soon. I forgot about how they didn't have the same reaction to those movies. I just wanted some points for being against Oliver Stone.

BTW, isn't that a cool pic? Click on the image to be taken to the Flickr photo stream for more.

Sunday, January 27, 2008

The Brides Of Ron Paul

They cam up with a funny.

Allowing Women To Pee Standing Up Without Giving Anything Away

Great idea:

Pulling and tugging not so much:

Shaped like a penis. Just silly sorry. And its gold.

The President's Speach 01-28 -08

I'm George W. Bush
Originally uploaded by Gadjo Dilo
Ok. It will be about how everything is going swimmingly. Don't nobody panic or it wont. And how he has got some plans that this time will work. Just like his last ones did.

There will lots of applause. And something about 8 years of BushCo. was great for us all. And something about lets borrow some money from China to give to Americans so they can buy stuff made in China. And more applause.

There will be a Democratic response er I mean a hollow response. Anything said will be undone be the forth coming capitulation by them.

We need change so bad.

Obama's Win

Aparently there are a lot of black folk in South Carolina. So that means his numbers in that primary are race based.

I know I am the only one who thinks this but I think they really need to stop this crap now.

Saturday, January 26, 2008

You Should Read This

Sherlock Holmes!
Originally uploaded by elewa
When I saw that headline I was thinking same thing you are.

Photo clues lead to camera's owner

At dusk on New Year's Eve, Erika Gunderson got into a taxi in New York City and entered a digital-age mystery. Sitting on the back seat was a nice Canon digital camera. Gunderson asked the driver which previous passenger might have left it, but the cabbie didn't seem to care. So Gunderson brought it home and showed it to her fiance, Brian Ascher. They decided that the only right thing to do was to find the owner.

But how? The only clues were the pictures on the camera: typical tourist snapshots, complete with a visit to the Statue of Liberty. How could they find a stranger among the huddled masses?
The 350 pictures and two videos on the camera showed several adults, an older woman and three children. Half put them at New York sites like the Empire State Building. The other half had the group enjoying warm weather and frolicking at kid-friendly theme parks.

Speaking of Free Money

Or giving when it don't hurt at all. How a how to use this blog and the internets in general?

Pictures, when you move the mouse over them and the pointer changes. That means you will either be taken to its Flickr page or to a full size view.

Links, when you see bits of text that is underlined and bold. Those are hyperlinks that will take you to full story I was being snarky about.

Never mind the certain ads even though I am in between jobs and could really use the money. I can ask you do that because they say its wrong to do so. But so far I have made $19.85 USD. That is $80.15 away from receiving my first payment. They only payout at every $100 point. I don't have anything that will increase traffic to this blog.

Economic Stimulus Futurama Style

Did Bushco. get the idea from the episode "300 big Boys" or what? And again nobody will talk about how much harm this will do until after its done happened.

Lot of dumb people heard something about free money so its beast to step back from the stampede of fools. Plus after the fact if you layout the details, in detail. You come off as the smartest guy in the room.

But just the same. Don't forget to bring the turkey dogs.

Friday, January 25, 2008

Primary Melt Down

Is global warming responsible for the media seeing meltdowns everywhere they turn?

The republicans are out. Not much point in trying to predict a winner. So why not have a little fun? It's not like journalist are a part of this or any county. Whatever happens no skin off their backs. WOW, am I glad A Daily Show came back during the strike.

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Jenna Jameson To Retire

Who's Jenna Jameson?

HD DVD Will Soon Become The New Betamax...?

Originally uploaded by lynnzy
Adult Film Studio to Dump HD DVD

Digital Playground, a leading adult film studio, says it plans to stop releasing titles in the HD DVD high-def disc format by year's end.
A year ago, Digital Playground -- and its CEO, Joone -- was blasting Blu-ray as being anti-porn.

Joone said Sony, the leading supporter of Blu-ray, was purposely blocking adult film studios from making copies of their movies on Blu-ray.

However, he says the studio has recently found independent production companies to help it make Blu-ray copies.

And thats that. Blu-ray wins.

Body Drier?

A hand drier for your whole body? Why up there on the ceiling. No no that seems really efficient to me.

Kids And Cell Phones

So instead of saying, HEY STOP DOING THAT! And take the phone away. You call the police.

Teenagers' cell nudity under fire

Police and school district officials are investigating several Farmington Junior High teenagers who traded nude photos of themselves over cell phones.
The latest incident is the third time this school year that Farmington schools have caught students trading photos of their genitals and other nude shots, said Christopher Williams, a spokesman for the Davis School District.
"This type of technology creates problems," Williams said. "Imagine being a teacher trying to teach a class and you've got students sharing inappropriate photos of each other. You're not going to have the attention of the students."
A parent recently found the explicit photos on a child's cell phone and contacted police with concerns about the material, said Farmington police Lt. Shane Whitacker. The photos were traced to 13- and 14-year-old students enrolled at Farmington Junior High School, he said. Both boys and girls were involved.
School officials say there may be eight or nine students who participated in the photo exchange. Whitacker said the photos were traded among an "inner circle of friends" at the school and weren't publicly circulating. Investigators believe the photos were traded consensually between students, he said.
Police have interviewed at least four students connected to the incidents, Whitacker said, adding no one has been charged.

And um, the kids have been doing this. And if you think doing this in school is dumb. How about the fact there some who do this then post it to sites like photobucket? And what would they be charged with? Being knuckle headed teens?

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

The Fighting Dems

The bitchy bitch stuff going on during the democratic run for the presidency is being done to distract us from the global recession caused by unsound republican fiscal policies and democratic capitulation.

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Massive Some Really Rich Guy Playing

First says he is retiring. Now the talk about a another version of windows called 7. This is just a joke is all. Oh wait if you want to waste some time and write down the time between windows 1.x - 3.x and NT and 95 and 98 and 98se and 2000 and XP and vista. Then yeah you can see them doing another one already.

Half baked products forever is the microsoft motto ya know.

Thanks For Everything Bill

It is time for the Clinton's to shutup and sit down. Thanks goes to Bill for an economy that saw a surplus.

Tony Rezo.

This is a guy who tried to play bigshot in IL politics. Problem was he had no money. Well sorta. He was living beyond his means and got into a lot financial trouble. The IL gop are trying make our Governor and Obama seems like they are this guys best of buds.

Now so are the Clinton's. Goodbye.

ABC Is So Serious

Find your political match. Oh look who they matched me with.

How Green Is Obama?

too green
Originally uploaded by pedro dyliacco
He so green that plays right into the hands Hilary Clinton has more experience than he does.

How many years did she spend as a Senator? And when she was the first lady did she sit on Bill's lap when it was free? And go to pretend she was helping run the country?

Please not Obama but the media as well didn't ask that question. They are way too distracted trying work racism and sexism into election.

Oh I know. Since Bill ain't busy these days. He can help out with running things again.

Fred Thompson

Is making his mother sick so he has an excuse for dropping out of the race.Ok so he is like 70 something and he is from the south so his mother is like what 75???

Monday, January 21, 2008

Queen Latifah

Is on the Jenny Craig diet.

Sunday, January 20, 2008

Best Looking Animation Ever

Garfield watching some TV waiting on the lasagna.

18 And 0

Okay so next leap year the Bears ( da bears ) will do just as good.

Yahoo Photo's Up Flikr

Originally uploaded by Ms Kat
Now that yahoo snagged Flikr. I can't upload photos from my cell phone. Just like how they stopped you from being able to with yahoo photos which was one of the reasons I stopped using it.

Saturday, January 19, 2008

Teacher in 'soft-porn' YouTube video

Scruffs Hardware Ad

A teacher has been suspended after a clip of her apparently appearing in a raunchy video found its way on to the internet. It makes it seem as though see was doing some personal sex work. Its just a really over the top commercial.

Dental Care $20 Hand Job $90

Dental Care
Originally uploaded by johey24
Times have been hard for dentists in Japan. Only last summer, weekly magazine Shukan Bunshun (8/9) reported a growing number of dentists are in frantic financial straits and forced to put in long hours just to pay their bills.

Ok, that dude my be Chinese but the Jaoanese are like the British when it comes to teeth.

The problem is clearly due to the double-whammy of an oversupply of dentists and declining demand.
Which brings us to Jitsuwa Knuckles (February) and the story of Aiko, a 19-year-old dental assistant currently employed at a clinic in Osaka.

This particular clinic has several chairs, which are situated in separate rooms. Which means that while the doc attends other patients in neighboring rooms or goes back to his lab to fit implants or whatever, Aiko is left alone to minister to the patient.

Aiko might be alone in the room with a male patient for anywhere from 30 minutes to an hour, and during this time, there's not a heck of a lot she can do. She can assist the patient to expectorate into the sink, and then replace the cotton wool swabs in his mouth and make sure the suction apparatus is doing its job.

After that, she may still have time on her hands. Did we say time? On her hands? Hehe.

So she can pass the time by making small talk. Or, for and additional 10,000 yen($93.59 USD) -- not covered by health insurance, unfortunately -- she can give the patient a hand job.

Economic Stimulus Package

Stimulus Package
Originally uploaded by Mike Licht
Note: This economic stimulator may cause your everyday expenses to rise. If you live paycheck to paycheck, This economic stimulator may kill you. If you feel like having your the cost of getting to and from work. And eating will get out of hand please consult you congressman.

Give more money "back" to rich people and big business instead of paying our damn bills.

Ooo it's election time so everybody try and sell this fantasy or fail to get elected.

Small Addition: Spending your tax cut, which the dems will let go through, will help make this recession stick but good!

Doomsday Canceled

bunny o doom
Originally uploaded by hoyd3n
Okay, heres what I heard. The Chicago transportation stuff people was going to have all its workers take a day off to play Doom. But a plucky group of senior citizens banded together and stop them.

If you played the original Doom then you get how the bunny photo works.

Carebears Used Then Tossed Aside


Is there some kind of hotline to call to try and save them poor little carebears?

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Europeans Suck

Let's learn some English shall we.

Kick Him!! He's Down!

"Tom Cruise Scientology Rant: Bollocks"

The man is trap in this cult. Lets look and laugh. Maybe if your lucky he will end up dead.

Tuesday, January 15, 2008


Spray what? Hairspray Bug spray. What the fuck is this? Gotta love the YouTube. As long as it is not in English, you can do whatever. Coochie coochie coochie LOL!

Monday, January 14, 2008

Dick Cheney Forever

Scientist revive dead rat's heart.

Obama The Green Man

gaios green man
Originally uploaded by Ali Catterall
It's not they are being racist, it's that they are using racism... What the fuck?!? Racism ain't like fucking narcolepsy goddammit! If you use it that's what you are fucking period.

And no, you can't sideways bring it up. If you can't talk about it straight on then why bring it up to only discuss how thats not what you meant. But then be slightly back peddlingly ruffled that you might be getting called a racist.

What or green friend needs to do is ignore this shit. Apologize for even falling for it. And then let his supports talk about the people who keep going there. Dirty politics only work when you get all worked up about it.

Buff Celebs

California Governor
Originally uploaded by JFA-japan
Report: Entertainers in Steroid Report

A number of entertainers were named in connection with an Albany-based steroid investigation, but they are not part of an ongoing criminal probe, according to a published report.

The Times Union of Albany cited unidentified law enforcement officials in reporting Sunday that R&B music star Mary J. Blige, rap musicians 50 Cent, Timbaland and Wyclef Jean, and award-winning author and producer Tyler Perry may have received or used performance-enhancing drugs.

I will just sit here and be quietly confused along with you.

Roid Rage grrr, you can see it in her eyes...?!?

Thursday, January 10, 2008

OMG! Nut Jobs Are Attacking Ron Paul

Ron Paul And here I thought he was a racist nut job. Turn out he just ain't that bright.

I was finally able to read Jamie Kirchick's review of the various newsletters sponsored by Ron Paul in the 1980s and 1990s. They are a repellent series of tracts, full of truly appalling bigotry. They certainly seem to have no echoes in his current campaign, but that doesn't mean they shouldn't be taken seriously (Dave Weigel saw the story coming months ago.) At best, Paul was negligent in having these things published under his name

Ron Paul

Graphics from IamDave2 on photobucket.

Because It Was On My Mind

Lamp white
Originally uploaded by Jayoni
The Fall
"No Bulbs"
The Wonderful And Frightening World Of.... 1988

I'm hunting and I'm tryna find
A belt in the early morn
When your home is a trash mount
Look all over but you're right out

In need of black strap
No belts in this flat

No belts in this flat
The former tenant was anti-corporal-punish
Meant well, but it came to nothing
A light has just gone out
A bulb has just gone out

No belts in this flat
No bulbs in this flat
In need of white lamp

They say damp records the past
if that's soI've got the biggest library yet
the biggest library yet.

[ on B Sides, adds:
At the end of my tether
I destroyed years of hippie craft
Cut up the match ship
And a string woollen chandelier or something

No belts in this flat
In need of black strap
No belts in this flat
In need of white lamp

A bulb has just gone out
And the only light I have found
Is the original with a set square neck
Laying out cool dwellings
For the next Briton in the evening
The apartment he has made
He's genius in allocation of space

In need of white lamp
No lights in this dump

Not like this place
You need light here even in the morning
Compared to this St. Petersburg was nothing
A goddam rat [ ]

In need of white lamp
No light in this dump
In need of black strap
No belts in this flat

I'm huntin' and I'm tryna find
A belt in the early morn
When your home is a trash mount
Look all over but you're right out

In need of black strap
In need of white lamp
No belts in this flat
No lights in this dump

They say damp records the past
if that's soI've got the biggest library yet
the biggest library yet.

My basement is a library of some stature :(

Wednesday, January 09, 2008


About this movie Juno. When did Canadians become funny. I hear Michael Cera is disturb mentally oh wait, he is just a Canadian.

Okay But Becuase It's Really Dumb

They drop the book their mother was doing on parenthood after the younger daughter gets pregnant. But they was considering her advice golden while Britney is being eaten alive in the pop stardom world.

Publishers put the kibosh on a child-rearing book by Lynne Spears, but her pregnant teenage daughter thinks Mom’s done a bang-up job. Jamie Lynn Spears “takes time to hit back at critics who question the way she was raised by her mother” in OK!

While Lynne’s older daughter, Britney, works out her personal issues in every public venue but the “Dr. Phil” show, Louisiana’s unofficial Mother of the Year is sharing her parental prowess. “Jamie Lynn and her mom will be raising this baby together,” a source close to the family told the magazine. “They’re in this together.”

I wonder JL will be influencing any of those teenage mothers that were around before she was even born? And yeah bang-up job is funny of msnbc.

New Hampshire Primaries

Some stuff happened and some crying lady squeaked by some dude. It was not sorta what the pundants kinda had most of it right or wrong.

Now they will try to explain it all to you so it seems like they have a clairvoyant clue as to what voters are thinking. Based on what they pundants are saying of course.

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Cable Has Their Own DTV site

Cable has set up their own digital TV conversion site at dtvtransitions. But to get a coupon they still link to the government site NTIA.

Monday, January 07, 2008

Quick Do A Video Search

"goodbye Zoey"

Funny Thing That

I have seen white girls and Asian girls. But I ain't never seen black gurls do this...

Niels Hoven -- Girls Are Nice 1/2

OYG! Beauty and Da Geek ain't real?! What other reality are fake too?

Cable Public Access

Rev X.-- Hey Love!!!!

I fucking miss it so much.

Sunday, January 06, 2008

All Kinds Of Cute

oliviathai cover - with you by chris brown

Berroco Ultra Alpaca (black)

Berroco Ultra Alpaca (black)
Originally uploaded by ravening
Pioneer to show ultra-black plasma TV

Neither plasma nor LCD sets on the market today can display a perfect black unless they're off. The cells of a plasma display need a constant "priming current" to stay active, which makes them glow faintly. Liquid-crystal displays, or LCDs, contain a backlight, which the liquid-crystal layer cannot block completely, meaning light shines through even in the darkest areas of the picture.

So no plasma or LCD for me yet. Time to search for a 32" crt hdtv. Cool idea these things but way too expensive to play around with.

Hillary Clinton

She is for change. Changing what she stands for in order to get elected. But all these Democratic bums need to learn on thing.

You can't please all of the people all of the time. So do what's right.

Paper Boy

Our paper boy drives a Jag. What does that mean?

Friday, January 04, 2008

OLPC 2005 - 2008 Rest In Pieces

The crappy PC because you are poor project is starting finally die off. Intel pulls out. Soon this whole idea of makong a piece of crap PC verses refurbishing old tech, that is only old because it's not on the bleeding edge no more, and then redistributing it.

You have to get rid of the old because you can't have it out there competing with the new "product".

Instead of crappy PCs and the promise of someday building a free wireless network so they can all connect to the internet. How about some native language illiteracy programs and some books. Educational ones.

Teen's Casual Nudity Perplexes Neighbor

Daniel Radcliffe in Equus
Originally uploaded by cookies & mylk
Dear Abby:

I have lived next door to the "Smiths" for 18 years. They're nice people. When problems have arisen, they have helped me out, and I have done the same for them. We're good neighbors and friends.

I have known the Smiths' children their whole lives. Their daughter is now 17. Their son was born a year later.

My question: Is it normal for a 16-year-old boy to walk around the house naked, in plain view of family members? No one seems to notice or care. There are no looks or comments.

I have never seen any of the other family members naked. This boy has no compunctions about being seen by his father, mother, sister or next-door neighbor. I know it's common for little boys to run around without clothes on sometimes, but, Abby, he's not a little boy anymore.


Dear closed-mined,

Is he hot? Does he get you all worked up? How do you see him? If he is comfortable to run around starkes amidst his family, wait, is he in the backyard? No really how are able to see him?

Ron Paul is Gandalf!

Ron Paul is Gandalf!
Originally uploaded by nuttersmark
Because of how the online polling turned out.

Congressman Paul says if he doesn't do well in Wyoming, he will be throwing his support to Barack Obama to win in New Hampshire and beyond.

He is such a good man.

80GB Music Players

Originally uploaded by cpeachok
Another thought about the RIAA.

Ok, what the fuck? How stupid is it to have something that damn big? Where the hell are you headed out to, a worldwide cruise?

If they only would do some multi tasking. Like storage for your digital camera. Oh wait you can't do that because that would mean they could record and share files.

RIAA Wants Your Car

Fuck the RIAA
Originally uploaded by factoryjoe
Hey since you have more and more coming places to store music. Really Insane Arrogant Assholes want to make you pay for multiple copies of the same song.

There Was A blackout In Iowa

Now without missing a beat the media (mead-ja) will be suggesting Hills and Eddy do some attacking. And they will. "Oh alright if you insist".