Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Yes This Does Mean Your Principal Is A .....

Ok first off it would be topless not naked because they are wearing underpants get it underpants as in Captain Underpants.

High School Girls Sent Home For Captain Underpants Costumes

(AP) LONG BEACH, N.Y. A high school principal has decreed that Captain Underpants has no place in an institution of learning.

Hmm better go tell Scholatic about that. Click the above link.

Three 17-year-old girls were told to leave Long Beach High School on Wednesday after they showed up on Superhero Day costumed as the subject of the best-selling children's books.

"I didn't know which superhero it was, not that it mattered," said Principal Nicholas Restivo.

The girls depicted this superhero -- who has battled, among other things, talking toilets and the infamous Professor Poopypants -- by wearing beige leotards and nude stockings under white briefs and red capes.

"Yes, I know they weren't naked," Restivo said. "But the appearance was that they were naked."

Lighten up geez.

Monday, October 23, 2006

Puwitpuwitpuwit... Come Here Girl Oh Yes Yes Yes!

Man accused of having relations with dog

McPhail's wife told investigators that she found her husband on their back porch Wednesday night having intercourse with their 4-year-old female pit bull terrier, the Pierce County sheriff's office report said. The dog was squealing and crying, according to charging papers.

The woman took photos with her cell phone and called the sheriff's office.

Until what do you part. And another dude ends up dead from trying to make it with a horse. Darwin Award maybe.

SEATTLE - A Seattle man died after engaging in anal sex with a horse at a farm suspected of being a gathering place for people seeking to have sex with livestock, police said Friday.

Several Egg Salad Recipes For You

So you don't have to go out and buy none no more. All From Food Network.

Garden Egg Salad
From Food Network Kitchens
6 large eggs
1/2 cup low-fat mayonnaise
2 tablespoons whole-grain mustard
Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper
2 scallions (white and green), thinly sliced,
1 rib celery, minced, scant 1/2 cup
2 radishes, grated on the large holes of a box grater
8 romaine lettuce leaves
1 cup pea or other sprouts

Put the eggs in a saucepan with enough cold water to cover. Bring to a boil, cover, and remove from the heat. Set aside for 12 minutes. Drain the eggs and roll them between your palm and the counter to crack the shell, then peel under cool running water.

Dice the eggs. Combine the eggs with mayonnaise, mustard and season with the salt and pepper. Stir in the scallions, celery, and radish.

Divide the egg salad among the lettuce leaves, top with the sprouts and roll up. Serve 2 rolls per serving.

Copyright 2004 Television Food Network, G.P. All rights reserved.


Tarragon-Caper Egg Salad Sandwiches with Smoked Salmon
Recipe courtesy Gourmet Magazine
Show: Sara's Secrets
Episode: American Sandwiches
6 hard-boiled large eggs, peeled
1 tablespoon finely chopped shallot
2 teaspoons finely chopped fresh tarragon leaves
2 tablespoons drained capers, rinsed and finely chopped
1/2 cup mayonnaise
6 (4 to 5-inch) soft round seeded rolls, split
18 watercress sprigs, tough stems discarded
1/4 pound sliced smoked salmon

Mash eggs coarsely with a fork, then stir in shallot, tarragon, capers, mayonnaise, and salt and pepper to taste. Make sandwiches with rolls, egg salad, watercress, and salmon.


Chunky Egg Salad
From Food Network Kitchens
1/2 medium red onion, chopped
12 large eggs
1 stalk celery (with leaves), chopped
1/2 cup mayonnaise
2 tablespoons chopped fresh dill
2 tablespoons whole-grain mustard
1 tablespoons plus 1 teaspoon freshly squeezed lemon juice
2 teaspoons kosher salt
Serving suggestions: 8 slices country-style sourdough bread, sliced tomatoes, salad greens

In a small bowl soak the onions in cold water for 15 minutes. Drain.
Meanwhile, in a large saucepan with a tight-fitting lid, place the eggs and cover with cold water by 1 inch. Bring to a boil and cook for 1 minute. Cover the eggs, remove from the heat, and set aside for 8 minutes. Drain the water from the pan and cool the eggs in the pan under cold running water. Peel the eggs and cut into sixths.
In a large bowl, mix together the onion, celery, mayonnaise, dill, mustard, lemon juice, and salt.
Add the eggs to the mayonnaise mixture and gently mix them together. Season with pepper, to taste. Use in sandwiches, with lettuce and tomatoes, or in a salad.

Copyright 2000 Television Food Network, G.P. All rights reserved


Bitter Green and Egg Salad
Recipe courtesy Jesse Cool
Show: Cooking Live
Episode: Organics: Pure and Simple--Organic Kitchen
This recipe is available for a limited time only. Why?
1/4 cup extra virgin olive oil
3 tablespoons red wine vinegar
1 tablespoon brown sugar
1 to 2 garlic cloves, thinly sliced
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
2 heads bitter greens (such as frisee, radicchio, endive, and dandelion), torn into bite-size pieces
2 green onions, thinly sliced
3 hard-cooked eggs, peeled and chopped*
1 tablespoon capers

In a large bowl, whisk together the oil, vinegar, sugar, garlic, salt, and pepper. Add the greens and green onions and toss to coat well. Top with eggs and capers.

*For perfectly hard-cooked eggs, place eggs in a large pot with cold water to cover. Bring just to a boil then remove from heat. Cover pot and let stand 15 minutes. Rinse under cold water and peel.


Curried Egg Salad
Recipe courtesy of Food Network Kitchens
6 hard boiled eggs
1 stalk celery, finely diced
1/2 red bell pepper, seeded and finely diced
1 heaping teaspoon Dijon mustard
1/4 cup mayonnaise
2 cloves roasted garlic
2 teaspoons curry powder
Salt and pepper, to taste
1 ciabatta, sliced in thirds and halved

In a large bowl mash eggs with a fork. Stir in diced celery and red pepper. In a separate bowl mix together the mustard, mayonnaise, roasted garlic, curry powder, salt and pepper. Add dressing to eggs, mix well. Mound 1/2 of mixture to make each sandwich on 1/3 of ciabatta.

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

October 18, 2006 Contdown Special Comment

G.W. Bush, North American Strong Man Despot

Dogra La

What be this from yo?

Video: Dogra La

From Soapbox

I like the format of it. Videos not poping up on a whole new page is great.

Video: beaches of Brazil

Video Hosting Why YouTube Is Best

No downloading just viewing and embeding. If you could download them and people upload copywriten stuff then they would get sued like all the file sharing site did. Grouper and Bolt got sued by Universal Music for it.

Read some more HERE.

Bolt has a bunch of media hosting options not just videos BTW.

Is It Me

Or are they trying to make Daniel Craig look a little like Sean Connery in this ad for Casino Royale?

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Um So Does This Make A...

When I was this age gurls didn't have this. Or do it like this. And oh yeah she has opened herself up to the kooks. Got to make a cyber life primer some day.

Sunday, October 15, 2006

A Lot Of Women Do It Too

A long list of female teachers who have had sex with students HERE.

Mug Shots HERE.

I Suck At Searches

So how do you find amongst all the porno clips posted as caught having sex, a sex video of two college punks phone video cap'd having sex?!?

Hannah Quincey and Charlie Turnham were indulging in a drunken romp after a summer end-of-term party when they were spotted by other revellers through an open window of a ground-floor room of Lincoln College and then filmed by one of them on a mobile phone camera.

The video footage of the couple's sex session soon spread around other students at the university, finding its way on to the internet. When college authorities found out, they suspended the cameraman.

And they were drunk! This will be a very hard find.

A Good Combo

YouTube videos and flash ads that have sound. Nice for when you are trying to hear what's being said eh. One I ran into was one them game thingys something about swat the mosquito some or another. I always open videos in a new window so I just closed and reopened a new with a new quite ad. But still, Arghh!


OTTAWA (Reuters) - Canadian troops fighting Taliban militants in Afghanistan have stumbled across an unexpected and potent enemy -- almost impenetrable forests of 10-feet-high marijuana plants.

When Walt Disney created his world famous cartoon characters, his emphasis was on family entertainment. But Mickey Mouse, Minnie and Goofy have gone against their creator's vision by simulating sex on a smutty Internet video.

The footage, which is certain to be banned from Disney's official merchandise, shows Goofy grabbing Minnie Mouse from behind.

ORLANDO, Florida - An appeals court has ruled that women can demonstrate topless as part of a legitimate political protest, striking down the arrest of a woman who has repeatedly flouted laws banning women from publicly going bare breasted.

Nudity that ain't obscene was always permissable...?

'Rich' otaku geeks right for the robbing

n late September, a group of teens arrested for mugging said they selected their target because he was headed for the central Tokyo otaku haven of Akihabara and appeared loaded with money.

"We figured that otaku are pretty weak and always carry around lots of cash," Shukan Post quotes one of the arrested muggers telling the police.

In fact, this year Akihabara has already witnessed 25 reported cases of "otaku hunting" and cops fear there could be more. The stereotypical image of the otaku is somebody who devotes as much time and money as possible to their obsession of choice, buying magazines, toys and whatever other paraphernalia tickles their fancy. And the geeks are also normally seen as weak, mild-mannered types not likely to put up a fight if accosted.

Damn so hate is in fashion now? How can you hate Rachael Ray. That look a little unappetising.

Um, Who Used This Last?

Okay how about using a blowup doll after somebody else and paying for it too. Maybe they is these here Realdoll ones. They're very expensive. They have a half torso for $1,499. I don't want to know what a whole one cost or who would want just a torso. Sample: Pics If I had the money what a show I would put on, on web cam.

Friday, October 13, 2006

Belly Dancer

She gets alot of shit thrown her way because she has a stutter. And sometimes she responds out of fustration. But it is still funny and she needs turn that belly into a wieght loss video hehehe.

Thursday, October 12, 2006

Best Dancer Of The Year

This is what YouTube is for. Now I guess you should call it GooTube, Ooo don't that sound so dirty?

YouTube Community? wha wha whine

renetto, FilthyWhore, boh3m3, GregSolomon, loganq.

Currently the whine is about people asking for money. Some people don't know they can make wepages and embed videos about anything there and put as many links to wishlists and stick a bunch of paypal buttons all over and maybe even some google adsense.

Ok what this place is is a video hosting website not a commentary hosting site. Or should I say YouTube itself is nothing. What it is for is converting videos into embedable media that you don't need to set up your own server or some junk. These people are very funny, sometimes intentionally.

But ya know if they did turn it into some kind of community it would be nice. Of course these people would have to go hehehe.

Anyway it looks like the U will be going the way of Yahoo. Ads will be everyplace now to cash in on all the viewers. And that means they will have to make a communal thingy to make sure people stay around. They need a better way to sort the videos and the posters or channels. It has to be something on the subscribers end. Playlists are nice but they don't really offer much control. Plus if I put something on a playlist I am calling it a favorite.

Anyway I ain't checked over what I just wrote you know what was trying to say and all. So here look at this on-line model's video.

Monday, October 09, 2006

I Can See It Now Lots More Ads

Google rumor was true they bought YouTube.

I Wanna Play Video Games Again

Faking Orgasms

A Durex sex survey of 2003 found that a lot of Canadians fake orgasms. The survey found that 70% of women did so while 20% of men did the same.

Yep I have done it too. Sometimes you are with someone who will leave when you are done and things ain't going like you thought so you just call it. And then if you move the muscles that use to keep from going pee pee. They will make your weeny jump up and down a little. When they feel that ...

Every woman also knows there's nothing less erotic than a lover endlessly pounding away trying to get that elusive climax from her.

It's a subject that's been looked at closer in recent years. Sex books and experts now make it clear a good orgasm for a woman is clitoral, not vaginal, although there are some women who can have both.

Ok sex myth number ..., people don't cum at the same time. I would never fake it with somebody who was not just letting me have some. Sex partners get it? Ya ain't done until ya both get something out of it.

Friday, October 06, 2006

Memo From Hastert


n lieu of recent events, it is imperative that all pages be clear on their respective Representative's intent when communicating by e-mail, instant message or via traditional verbal form. Unfortunately, it is not uncommon for inexperienced and highly-expendable teenagers to misinterpret the sometimes ambiguous codes and complex shorthand used by Congressmen since the time of our great forefathers.

Below you will find a list of commonly misunderstood phrases, accompanied by their literal meanings. Please commit these translations to memory, as any alternate interpretations from this point forward will be considered a mistake on the part of the page and may result in disciplinary action up to and including premature termination and/or spanking.

Message: "R U hard?"
Translation: Be sure to get a receipt for the stamped mailings you sent to members of the League of Women Voters.


A must Read. And Don't forget if you are a page and want to report inappropriate behavior towards you by a congressman please call:


Sunday, October 01, 2006

Hold Your Noses

Farting Video, sounds a bit runny and I think you see a wet spot on dere.