Friday, June 30, 2006

Witiling Down Your Wood

Do you know if penises shrink over time? I ask because I swear my penis (when erect) has shrunk in the past five years. Not by a large margin, but somewhere between 3/4 to a full inch. I'm 35 years old, am in good, good shape, I don't take steroids and I've been very careful handling knives and scissors while naked. So what's the deal? Is it a condition? My diet? The soy-based (i.e., estrogen-laced) hand cream I use to masturbate? I am a little perplexed. MICHAEL

Answer HERE.

But I say pounding your meat down will make it go down. Pulling on it will make it longer.

Puff The Magic Region

Me I like it naturally kinky. Nothing like a good bit of bush. I understand why people shave it down. But I don't think that people who insist that it must shaved even when it is not theirs don't. It's about showing more and more without showing it.

Now, if I had facial hair, I'd be that guy with the uneven beard who eventually has to shave it all off and start over. There's just something about shaving with an electric razor that makes you want to keep going. Next thing you know, there's much more gone than you'd planned.

But fear not! For pubic hair, I still have. I have: The Puff.

Thursday, June 29, 2006

Please Avoid The Dark Brown M&Ms

No really they is actually rat dookey.

Health Violations Force M&M/Mars Factory To Close
Candy Factory Shut Down After Inspectors Find Feces, Fruit Flies

(CBS) CHICAGO The M&M/Mars candy manufacturing factory was shut down Thursday by the City Health Department after inspectors discovered a fruit fly infestation in the West Side building.

The factory at 2019 N. Oak Park Ave. -- which produces candies and Snickers bars -- was shut down after plant officials failed to comply with health violations issued last week, according to a release from the Health Department.

The factory was cited for a fruit fly infestation in the candy production area, and for overhead doors with gaps that allow rodents and insects inside, the release stated.

Thursday's inspection revealed Mars officials had not cleaned up the factory or taken steps to address the violations, which reclassified the violations from serious to critical, therefore forcing closure of the building.

CDPH inspectors also found mouse feces in the food processing area and several food items improperly stored on the floor -- they are required to be elevated, according to the release.

"This candy facility will remain closed until these health violations have been corrected," Terry Mason, City Health Commissioner, said in the release.

In addition to being closed down, M&M/Mars officials will have to explain their failures at an administrative hearing on July 27 and pay a fine expected to total $1,500, the release said.

This location is one of seven candy and snack factories for Masterfoods USA, which issued a statement Thursday evening:

"Masterfoods USA's Chicago plant has stopped production and is working with the city to immediately resolve questions following a routine inspection by the Chicago Department of Public Health today. Masterfoods USA is committed to upholding our stringent quality standards arid consumers can be assured that this brief stoppage will not impact the quality of our products. We expect to resume normal operations within 24 hours."


Hey, Brittany Ain't Bad Lookin

Never thought she was anything other than pretty. But man look at her on that cover she is really hott. I don't pay attention to the all the "pop will eat itself" comments about her. Mainly be cause I ain't a big fan of pop. And I hate it when a news broadcast includes celebrity gossip. But I gotta say I am surprised how the little person looks now. Yeah yeah a lot of air brushing and all. But still.

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

YouTuber Caught 'baiting Away

This guy says what's what and the twits respond. But he leaves out is. 30 seconds is the fair use rule. No really 30 seconds of a song or video from a copywriten source. And also that word of mouth advertising is a good thing. And as for adult content I think it should have a category that you can only get into with an age check. Personal submissions cool. But without some control it would all end up like Veoh was. Just full of porn clips. Its funny how many rubes there are out there. Tags like homemade, caught, webcam, amateur and schoolgirl will get you lots of views and lots of positive comments. I thought was supposed to be everywhere now. But still there are these people hitting on fake video posters.

YouTube has been making changes so they can stay on top of the video hosting game. During that, this, these time(s) a few things stopped working. A few things that they uniquely do and had just started. So people was panicking. Some people just like to be in a panic. Shirtless here was trying to say to everybody to just Cowboy The Fuck Up. Click on the video twice to be taken YouTube and view the response videos.

A Spunky Little Upgrade

I always used to feel so guilty about it. Back when I would not use a condom. They'd always make that face and with saliva that made for a large amount of um stuff. And you're usually someplace she can't just spit it out. Switching to flavored condoms and flavored lubes has helped but. You still will run into somebody who will hack and spit. That's right brings up a loogey like my weenie wrapper or maybe my pubes is activating her allergies.

There is UK company that is looking for taste testers for a new supplement to change what you taste like. But, don't they already have pills to change the taste of your spunk? "The test product is 100%", Hmm I guess the others have some pork in 'em.

The pill, which is taken as a twice-a-day for 30 days, claims to mask the traditionally salty taste of male ejaculate with a refreshing apple-like flavour. Successful applicants will take the pill for 30 days and will use an online blog to provide a blow-by-blow account of how the taste of their partner's sexual fluid changes.

It needs to be sour apple, a very tart sour apple.

Sunday, June 25, 2006

WOW H e Looks So Much Like Her

Someone posted this pic of their day at the Gay Pride Parade in NY. I wonder if they know wiether this a Kathy Griffin impersonater or just somebody that came looking like her.

Did ya see her show where she drop trou'? um back end is nice.

Saturday, June 24, 2006

Big Brother Uncut get Cut

The weekly hour-long show featured full-frontal nudity, explicit discussions about gay and straight sex, implied sexual acts under blankets and swearing.

Ten had toned down this year's AO edition after it was found to have breached broadcasting standards three times last year when it was called Big Brother – Uncut.

Sounds really lame with all talk and what would the point of there being any action. Why don't they just do a voyeur dorm type of thing. Where it is not real voyeur just a bunch of people doing what is said they do in the above quo... oh nevermind.

But they do to stop calling it big brother or. Have a monitor in the house with some dude on the screen telling how to live their lives and to rat on their house mates when they don't do as "Big Brother" tells 'em.

World's Oldest Condom

Empty box 'o joy, originally uploaded by deadbeatt.

It stays crunchy even in milk. One thats not the box it came in. I found that when I move da furnature. Two I know I know three for 5 bucks. Sometimes the only place you can get 'em in a hurry at that time of night knows they are the only place you can get 'em. Now I buy my condoms online in packs of 12. Gotta stay stocked up.

World's Oldest picture here

You Say Go Back To Africa To Me And

I'll beat your ass 'til you stop breathing.

Fucking Insane

This involves pounding and massaging the developing breasts of young girls with hot objects to try to make them disappear.

Statistics show that 26% of Cameroonian girls at puberty undergo it, as many mothers believe it protects their daughters from the sexual advances of boys and men who think children are ripe for sex once their breasts begin to grow.

The most widely used instrument to flatten the breasts is a wooden pestle, used for pounding tubers in the kitchen. Heated bananas and coconut shells are also used.

Student Geraldin Sirri recounted her painful experience. "My mother took a pestle, she warmed it well in the fire and then she used it to pound my breasts while I was lying down. She took the back of a coconut, warmed it in the fire and used it to iron the breasts.

"I was crying and trembling to escape but there was no way."

Another woman from Mamfe in south-west Cameroon told me she ironed her own breasts as a girl so that she would not be forced into early marriage as is the practice in her village.

"I wanted to go to school like other girls who had no breasts," Emilia said.


Kenyan villagers have been shocked by the death of girl who bled to death after trying to perform female genital mutilation (FGM) on herself.

Pamela Kathambi did the procedure on her own because she was being teased by her friends for not being circumcised in the remote village of Irindi.

Her mother told the BBC that she had refused to allow her 15-year-old to be circumcised last year.

FGM is banned in Kenya, but remains common in some areas.

In some communities it is believed that circumcision will maintain a girl's honour and is part of a girl's initiation into womanhood.

Streaker Makes Rugby More Interesting

streaker, originally uploaded by Tim Elkington.

Heidi Wardrop, 17, a Year 13 student at Nelson College for Girls, streaked on to the game between Nelson College and Shirley Boys' High School 20 minutes into the second half, before a crowd of hundreds on Tuesday.

Miss Wardrop said the streak was " completely spontaneous", resulting from a dare when the game became boring, the Nelson Mail reported.

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Youtube Done Lost It

In an effort to keep ahead of the other video host sites. Youtubes rearanging things and adding stuff. I say stuff because I don't need it. Now you can see all the people whos videos you subscribe too and that sucks. I can't tell when they do new videos now. And some of them was doing the naughty things so now I don't if they have done some vids' and they have been removed or what.


But ya get what ya pay for. Youtube

Sunday, June 04, 2006

So You Say You Think Too Much About Sex

This video is not for the young or the very very sensitive. Do not click on this link if you are not one who is open minded. This is not one of those funny things if it was I would embeded the clip.

Click HERE if you dare hint poop.

Saturday, June 03, 2006

Look Out For The Squirls Kids

These are some nuts

Grouper Videos

Grouper, so far I found out that you can download videos to your computer as well as to your ipode. The videos are in flash format but use a player that has windows mediaplayer look to it. Oh and downloads to your computer are gutenella style. I am not righting a review just spewing random thoughts.

Now if I get dish would I be able to see some world TV programs or am I stuck with just more of the same crap? It is just so damn wrong that idiots think that the last thing we want is something new and different or foriegn.

Friday, June 02, 2006

Where Have The dutch Been?

CuSeeme, Mplayer, Seesaw, LiVve, Paltalk, CameraCafe, Webcamnow and Anywebcam to name a handful. And Don't forget Yahoo
Webcams and online chatting have sparked a new "sexual revolution" among youth, Dutch researchers said Thursday.

In a large but nonscientific survey, nearly a quarter of males and 20 percent of females said they had recently had "cyber sex" _ defined as pretending to have actual sex while sending each other sexually explicit messages or images. Three quarters of girls and 80 percent of boys said they had flirted online.

"Just like the sexual revolution in the 1960s and 70s of the past century, the Internet has made whole new forms of sexual relations possible, and they are being used for the first time en masse by a new generation of youth," researchers said in a summary of their findings.

However, the survey found that 26 percent of girls and 10 percent of boys said they had had a negative experience related to online sex, ranging from inappropriate sexually tinged remarks to outright harassment.

Yeppers that's how it goes. Girls do it and get called hoes. I had never heard of any guys getting harassed at school by girl(s) that they showed off or wanked with though.

"Parents talk only about the danger and risks of the Internet; they are very focused on how to protect their children from online predators," she said "These data suggest they should be thinking about something else: that the kids are all 'doing it' online already."

Arrghh! It aint' about danger, it's about jackasses and knowing how things work. If you show it on a computer somebody will cappit and share it. Oh and then there is this kinda stuff.

Thursday, June 01, 2006

Super Soaker

Honestly whenever I heard super soaker I allways giggled to myself but now.

Sneak up on your opponents with a surprise bio-ooze attack! Just when they think you’re coming at ‘em with water, blast ‘em with a shot of icky bio-ooze! Shoot out globs of gooey bio-ooze and then drench ‘em with water!