Saturday, August 29, 2009

Only Because She Is A Social

I blame face book and my space for this. Joseph Lattari and Faith Erman was doing it outside. I got nothing it's only because she at least has fb mp pages.

Tsk tsk tsk. If you are gonna do stuff like have sex in the street. Don't have profiles pictures with other people in them geez.

Yes I want to know and see cellphone pics at least of this ;)

Great Dancer Legs For Days

I hope to see more of her.

Friday, August 28, 2009

Yeah! How

Questions arise over how kidnapper went undetected

By TERRY COLLINS and BROOKE DONALD, Associated Press Writers

ANTIOCH, Calif. – His neighbors knew he was a registered sex offender. Kids on his block called him "Creepy Phil" and kept their distance. Parole agents and local law enforcement regularly visited his home and found nothing unusual, even after a neighbor complained children were living in a complex of tents in his backyard.
A neighbor called 911 in November 2006 and described Garrido as a psychotic sex addict who was living with children and had people staying in tents in his backyard.

The investigating officer spent a half-hour interviewing Garrido on his front porch but did not enter the house or search the backyard, Contra Costa County Sheriff Warren E. Rupf said. The deputy, who did not know Garrido was a registered sex offender even though the sheriff's department had the information, warned Garrido that the tents could be a code violation before leaving.
Dugard, now 29, was reunited with her family and said to be in good health, but feeling guilty about developing a bond with Garrido over the years. Her two children, 11 and 15, remained with her.

"Jaycee has strong feelings with this guy. She really feels it's almost like a marriage," said Dugard's stepfather Carl Probyn, who was there when little Jaycee was snatched from a bus stop in 1991.

Shades of poor Konerak Sinthasomphone. I can't but think of him with that cop shows up and they check things out thoroughly.

Oh and don't she kinda look like Amber MacArthur in the younger pictures?

All Your Internets Belongs To Us, For Your Own Good

Bill would give president emergency control of Internet

When Rockefeller, the chairman of the Senate Commerce committee, and Olympia Snowe (R-Maine) introduced the original bill in April, they claimed it was vital to protect national cybersecurity. "We must protect our critical infrastructure at all costs--from our water to our electricity, to banking, traffic lights and electronic health records," Rockefeller said.

The Rockefeller proposal plays out against a broader concern in Washington, D.C., about the government's role in cybersecurity. In May, President Obama acknowledged that the government is "not as prepared" as it should be to respond to disruptions and announced that a new cybersecurity coordinator position would be created inside the White House staff. Three months later, that post remains empty, one top cybersecurity aide has quit, and some wags have begun to wonder why a government that receives failing marks on cybersecurity should be trusted to instruct the private sector what to do.

So they would have control but wouldn't know what to do with it? What does being secure online have to with centralized control? We would have to have some kind special registration for the internet. He he, I would be all for government run public internet if we could get real high speed broadband at say no more than 20 bucks a month. Cyber security has to with what is being protected itself notsome central gate keeper.

This Tune Is In My Head Now

windal Dancr Collection


Old Black Says

I am old enough to remember when my space was something you told people to get out of. And face book was something you got from somebody smashing the book you are reading into your face.

Paraphrase of something I stole and made my own that.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

The Serial bather Episode

Mayor suspected in undie thefts

Lancashire Police said Preesall, England, Mayor Ian Stafford, 58, was found to have a collection of "stolen knickers" in his home after several female residents of Preesall complained of intimate apparel disappearing from their homes, The Sun reported Monday.

Knickers are panties. And so reminded me of this episode:

It Doesn't Sound like A Bowie Song

And it makes no sense.

Health psychologist Nick Troop of the University of Hertfordshire, UK, used a program called Linguistic Inquiry and Word Count to calculate how Bowie employs different categories of words in his songs. LIWC determines the rate of use of negative and positive words in a text, as well as counting references to things like sex, religion and food.

And it is really terrible.

Monday, August 24, 2009

Time To reSTART Your Life

Plugged In
Originally uploaded by antonkawasaki
A little obsessive with the internet? Why not take 45 day break for a mere 14,500 bucks? Includes food and meals though.

Included in the 45-day tuition:
  • Food and Meals
  • Retreat Center Overnight Accommodations for 45 Days*
  • Clinical Evaluation and Assessment
  • Customized treatment planning, relapse prevention, and aftercare coordination
  • 1x1 Individualized psychotherapy
  • Daily personal counseling, life coaching, skills training, mentoring, and mindfulness based stress reduction
  • Weekly high adventure recreational and fitness activities tailored to individual needs
  • Average 1-6 guests at a time

* Programs with shorter/longer stays are available to meet individual and financial needs. Tuition scholarship opportunities are offered for those in need.

I hear this will be covered by Obamacare but, a bunch of old folk have to kicked off medicare in order to do it.

Friday, August 21, 2009

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Caster Semenya Dude Or Just Really butch?

It's just funny. With steroids and other stuff being used. It's only a matter of time that you're gonna end up with. A person maybe a little too mixed up tell which end is what.

South African teen wins 800 amid gender-test flap

Her dominating run came on the same day track and field’s ruling body said she was undergoing a gender test because of concerns she does not meet requirements to compete as a woman.

This will be really sad if she is a she. And is just really, really manly. I propose shower cams for women athletes.

Okay I Want to Have Sex With A Litte Person Now

Monday, August 17, 2009

Let's Go Further Down The Toilet

Health care reform will not happen we care to much about racists and kooks.

Voter apathy will claim a lot dem's seats. And it be described as our entire country turning to the republicans for leadership. And the racism against a black guy for president will ratchet up a notch.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Okay I am Going To Say It.

There will be no healthcare reform. Because made up things mean more than actual facts goodnight all. The kooks win.

What The Fuck

They are coming out of the woodwork now. Death to the Obama family sign carrier. Maybe it is time to back to the Bush era free speech zones. Push 'em all way back.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Long Live Crazy Old Kooks

Long Live Crazy Old Racists

I have A Plot For A Story On Law & Order(s)

Okay imagine a live real life crime show. The host is a bigot who claims people from a certain area are prone to violent crime. Then on his program he and his crew seem to show up where a lot of murders have happened there, before the police, and they get a lot of really good inside photage, and know stuff.

Murders Ordered to Boost TV Ratings?

SAO PAULO, Brazil (Aug. 11) - In one murder after another, the "Canal Livre" crime TV show had an uncanny knack for being first on the scene, gathering graphic footage of the victim.

Too uncanny, say police, who are investigating the show's host, state legislator Wallace Souza, on suspicion of commissioning at least five of the murders to boost his ratings and prove his claim that Brazil's Amazon region is awash in violent crime. Police also have accused Souza of drug trafficking.

A great bit of fiction that you read about here first.

Ha Ha

Good move GM dealers are on eBay now. And the point would be?

Yahoo News or The Onion.

So Um...,

4chan /b/tards are showing up at town halls?

205 Days

"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." Thomas Jefferson

From that you take it that you need show up at a presidential town hall with a gun. And all that happens to you is you get to be on TV.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Go Search YouTube For Miley Cyrus Pole Dance

Who's your favorite tween star you'd like to fuck? Apparently for a lot of people it is that Miley Cyrus kid(16). Also apparent is that they have never seen a teenager is shorts. And never seen an ice cream cart.

How would you like to be the person who decided they needed to leave the umbrella off. Even though they extended the pole so she could get on top of the cart and under it while still dancing. This left a lot people with extended poles feeling uncomfortable. So hey, lets call it a stripper pole, and fake angrily chastise the kid. Shake fist and say "she's too young to be making me cream my pants"!

And why does Michael Buckley call it an ice cream truck? Why does he cover so much tween interest junk? Why do I feel the need to comment about a tween star I don't watch? And no I don't watch any of those shows and didn't watch the award show. If they don't do stuff people on YouTube are a talking about them, then... The young turks started me off this morning with a clip.

And if I could tell from just a clip what was going on.

Monday, August 10, 2009

All Right I'll Say It

Since nobody else will. No Obama is not a natural born citizen of the U.S. He was born cesarean. End of the birther controversy ktnxbi.

Sarah Palin's Death Panel

The Obsolete Man Twilight Zone episode. For some reason the embed player ain't showing up. Maybe the link will work. Internet Movie Database link HERE.

CBS Player

<a href="">S2 E29 - The Obsolete Man</a>

Rock Thebell Bottoms For A While

This is not Spinal Tap.


Chris Mathews "Glen Beck is a smart guy who knows how to stir things up"

Friendfeed Bought By Facebook

Wow that's like..., whatever. I got caught up in all the tweets about it. Oh wait! I forgot to crow about being right about Microsoft and Yahoo getting together.

Maybe now things wont keep dropping off of Yahoo services since AT&T don't like them. Already a mash up of YIM, mail and MSN mail going on.

Alleged Town Hall Beating Victim Gladney to Sue as a Hate Crime; Wants Beer With Obama

Since the president of The united States spoke up for a friend of his. He should get involved in this. Yes of course cause hes black LOL

And by the time local news talks about this stuff. the message will be the same but most of the stupid comments like that will be gone.

Saturday, August 08, 2009

Palin's To Be Sold

Sarah Palin and her family along with some really old peopl. Are to sold off to some youths in Asia. The public option of the Obama care bill allows for the public to vote people of our continent. And the Palin's are number one on the public's list.

It's a 900 number .89 per call. No limit on how many times you can call. Calling that number akso implies enrollment the new health care system.

Oh and remember Solent Green is people.

Friday, August 07, 2009

Obama The Nazi

So what are neo nazi groups supposed to do now that rush and others are saying Obama and us liberals are the same as them?

Oxi-Cocaine Is Powerr-full

It was not the side effects of the oxiclean or the bump on the head. It was a side effect of the cocaine the led to Billy Mays' death.

Thursday, August 06, 2009

Really John Hughes

Died of a heart attack. John Hughes 1950 - 2009. Go rent no, buy Uncle buck and Sixteen Candles.

Don't people in New York know CPR?!?

Okay So now YouTube

First the "/subscription_center" went bye bye. You can get to the "/my_subscriptions" page, I hate that page, loved the old way. Just click the little cross and the video is added to your quicklist. Now you have to go through the extra steps of checking a box then dropping down a menu item. Whatever.

Now, the "/my_subscriptions" after the first page of new videos takes you back in time to the videos you skipped.

Oh, but wait. Just take the extra step of clicking the (see all) and the bottom of your now shortened Subscriptions list.

Some of them are videos that would have watched but still. Remember clicking on the images will let you see them bigger. Use your backspace key to return the blog. And yes I like to complain ;)

Students Who Come To School Get Sex On Their Birthdays

Originally uploaded by arlo forbes
School's 'Birthday Sex' role model draws protests

It's no worse than for years they had the Bud Girls as part of the Bud Billiken Parade.

Wednesday, August 05, 2009

Internet addiction disorder

Alive unless you're in China.
Rehab staff 'killed web addict'

My Birth Certificate

In case anybody asks.

Jim cooking the CAMEL steaks

The Daily Telegraph (Britain) said Tuesday that environmentalists support the stance of business owners like Garry Dann, whose slaughterhouse in Australia's Northern Territory has added camel meat to its production line.

"I know blokes who all their lives have meat for breakfast, lunch and tea, and they wouldn't know the difference between camel meat and beef," Dann said.

"Camels can handle Australia's dry conditions and they are a good source of low cholesterol protein," he added

Lets Go then;

Whole Stuffed Camel

1 whole camel, medium size
1 whole lamb, large size
20 whole chicken, medium size
60 eggs
12 kg rice
2 kg pine nuts
2 kg almonds
1 kg pistachio nut
110 gallons water
5 lbs black pepper

Step 1, Skin, trim and clean camel (once you get over the hump), lamb and chicken.

Says it serves 80 - 100. I guess the rice stretches it out a bit...

What Was That About Clinton?

Korean Food
Originally uploaded by nickoneill
Al Gore sent him to go pick up some Korean takeout. And everybody has made big deal out of it.

Kenyan Birth Certificate Generator Pass It Along

Go make your own Barry Williams birth certificate HERE.

Monday, August 03, 2009

Stuck In There Good

Aside from June "Julie" Angela. These two bits from The Electric Company have been in my head always.


I got to get the DVDs.

The Day in 100 Seconds: Lip Service

Okay so it don't matter what the Obama administration says so long as others can just make shit up?!?