Sunday, April 29, 2007

Sunday Tube Finds VII

I guess if you like funny stuff this is ok...

Japanese, Beetle, Orgy

Japanese Beetle Orgy
Originally uploaded by Llance.
Make up their minds dammit! Is sex on the outs and they are having air sex? Or has it moved underground to get away from the air sex guys?

A popular buzzword on the Internet these days is the Japanese phrase for "orgy party" -- Google the term ranko party and you'll come up with hundreds of thousands of hits.

Some of the Web sites are for swingers, people who enjoy making out with groups of consenting friends or strangers. But the vast majority are merely ads for the latest trend in prostitution. At these so-called "orgies," the guys pay money to take part, and the women are professionals.

"More than 100 groups seemed to have sprung up since last year in central Tokyo, but there are only three authentic, not-for-profit ones," says an anonymous man, who counts himself among the very few authentic swingers.

Why the proliferation of these professional "orgy parties" in Tokyo? The main reason is the crackdown against local naughty nightlife, which city hall has been waging during the last few years, according to Spa! As the authorities drive prostitution deeper and deeper underground, sex-establishment operators have discovered that the sex parties are a relatively safe and highly profitable field of business.

Phbtbtppt! Its just pay for play but on the low down.

Brain Games

Brain Waves 2
Originally uploaded by PsicoCafé.
SAN JOSE, Calif. - A convincing twin of Darth Vader stalks the beige cubicles of a Silicon Valley office, complete with ominous black mask, cape and light saber.

But this is no chintzy Halloween costume. It's a prototype, years in the making, of a toy that incorporates brain wave-reading technology.

Behind the mask is a sensor that touches the user's forehead and reads the brain's electrical signals, then sends them to a wireless receiver inside the saber, which lights up when the user is concentrating. The player maintains focus by channeling thoughts on any fixed mental image, or thinking specifically about keeping the light sword on. When the mind wanders, the wand goes dark.

Engineers at NeuroSky Inc. have big plans for brain wave-reading toys and video games. They say the simple Darth Vader game — a relatively crude biofeedback device cloaked in gimmicky garb — portends the coming of more sophisticated devices that could revolutionize the way people play.

Technology from NeuroSky and other startups could make video games more mentally stimulating and realistic. It could even enable players to control video game characters or avatars in virtual worlds with nothing but their thoughts.

Adding biofeedback to "Tiger Woods PGA Tour," for instance, could mean that only those players who muster Zen-like concentration could nail a put. In the popular action game "Grand Theft Auto," players who become nervous or frightened would have worse aim than those who remain relaxed and focused.

So you go from swinging your arms around and breaking stuff. To back to sitting on your ass with only your brain getting a workout.

Sunday Tube Finds VI

Very inventive this.


Sunday Tube Finds V

Laché de Flamby, Release of Flamby

Sunday Tube Finds IV

Chaine de vetement Chains of clothing, hazings should be fun.

Sunday Tube Finds III

America Iz Uptight, yup.

Nudity and sex is okay only if the nekid peoples end up dead. CSI and Cold Case are TV shows, based on TV shows, that reenacted grizzly murders.

Sunday Tube Finds II

Some Stuffs

Sunday Tube Finds I

Is That How That Works?

Saturday, April 28, 2007

Yeah Why Wait

Why wait for her to die. Preform the autopsy now.

NEW YORK, April 26 /PRNewswire/ -- Paris Hilton's naked "corpse" could provide an invaluable service to students preparing for prom this season. An interactive Public Service Announcement featuring the graphic display of a tiara-wearing, autopsied Paris Hilton with removable innards is designed to warn teenagers of the hazards of underage drinking. The display also features Tinkerbell, Hilton's forlorn pet Chihuahua with matching tiara, and debuts in the trendy Williamsburg, Brooklyn neighborhood where prom-goers frequently dine, courtesy of Capla Kesting Fine Art.

"Campaign to Rescue Women of Youth" featuring "The Paris Hilton Autopsy" offers a cadaveric nude Paris Hilton, laid out with twisted body and opened abdominal cavity on a coroner's table, while her cell phone remains in her grip. The 'unglamorous' display which includes support material from anti-drunk driving organizations counters "the disturbingly glamorized trend of Hollywood's 'girls gone wild'," according to gallery director, David Kesting.

You have to one really follow crazy rich people news or really just hate this bird to do something like this. And so far as I can tell. This kind of thing is the only thing she is known for.

What Comes To Mind When

Your thinking lemon buttermilk pound cake. I know you are going buttermilk! Who needs all the butter? But thats not what buttermilk is. Or maybe you're saying to yourself what with just the lemon extract only. I know you would change that to three tablespoons lemon juice and the zest of three lemons and teaspoon of vanilla extract. Oh and you would use only three whole and just the yolk of the fourth. Because of the extra moisture from the lemon juice.

Don't if its me or something on this page. I can't figure how that google ad content would be triggered by this page.

Friday, April 27, 2007

And Again

Do What You Want

Just as long as you don't post it in english it will be ok on youtube.

Thursday, April 26, 2007


Yes, I would trust a law firm that uses celebrity spokes models

Real Furries

a sexy animal
Originally uploaded by daniellekravetz.
Into the Shadowy World of Sex With Animals

The director Robinson Devor apparently would like viewers who watch his heavily reconstructed documentary, “Zoo,” to see it as a story of ineluctable desire and human dignity. Shot on Super 16-millimeter film, with many scenes steeped in a blue that would have made Yves Klein envious, “Zoo” is, to a large extent, about the rhetorical uses of beauty and metaphor and of certain filmmaking techniques like slow-motion photography. It is, rather more coyly, also about a man who died from a perforated colon after he arranged to have sex with a stallion.

Out west they have sex animals all the time. I don't care but just don't screw with my food.

Written by Mr. Devor and Charles Mudede, “Zoo” is nothing if not artful. Even before its premiere at the Sundance Film Festival in January, it had attracted a fair amount of attention that quickly morphed into a reassuringly familiar drone. Documentaries, particularly the kind shown at festivals like Sundance, tend to reaffirm the audience’s worldview, partly by appealing to its presumptive tolerance and partly by underscoring the artistry of the endeavor (the vision thing). Like many such documentaries, “Zoo” wraps its sensationalistic core in a seductive mantle, an approach that appeals to viewers already predisposed to art and the Enlightenment, “Sesame Street” and all things not Rush Limbaugh. These are films as documents of reason (yours, mine, the creators’), the cinema of indoor voices.

Check out this sexy beasty.

Could Someone Send Some Zombies To My Blog

Best desktop ever?
Originally uploaded by laaauren.
Unseen, unnamed forces are barraging you with lies, and if you weaken and believe them your computer will be turned into a zombie.

No, that’s not a blurb for a bad sci-fi movie—it’s a description of what’s happening on any desktop containing an Internet-connected PC. Before the month is even done, April has set a record for virus e-mails, thanks to a virulent and successful malware called the Storm Virus, Adam Swidler, a manager at Postini Inc., a spam filter service in San Carlos, CA, told LiveScience.

If you have a legal copy of window x, get the updates. Go to comodo and get their free and very annoyingly thorough firewall. It will tell you about every little thing trying to go out through your computer and they also have a free anti-virus. Don't be fooled by the free part.

A Storm Virus e-mail carries alarming news blurbs (originally concerning bad weather—hence the name) in its subject line. Clicking on the attached file causes a Trojan to download, installing botnet software that turns your PC into a zombie, placing it under someone else’s remote control.

Security software vendor Symantec Inc. recently reported detecting 63,912 zombies on an average day, and that during the last half of 2006 it detected 6,049,594 separate zombies—29 percent more than during the first half of 2006. (More than a quarter were in China, where computer security is a relatively new topic.)

Oh and we the U.S. are the spam kings. And don't open emails from people or things you don't know or signed up for.

These days, however, the spam is as likely to tout a particular company, announcing extravagant news that, if true, is certain to drive the stock price of that firm through the roof.

Unfortunately, the news is fiction—the botmaster has picked out a thinly-traded penny stock and has bought a block of shares, sometimes through hijacked online trading accounts. After the barrage of spam goes out, enough gullible people buy shares of the stock to cause its price to move upwards—and the botmaster sells at a profit. The price then crashes, burning those who bought it.

“There’s evidence that some of the people who buy the stock know exactly what’s going on, but figure they can ride the stock price as it goes up and get out when the spammer does,” Swidler said. “But they never can.”

I never got what I was supposed to do with stray stock advise.

Warning Signs

Warning Signs
Originally uploaded by analog_chainsaw.
While Looking for a zombie computer pic. I came across this.

You Gotta be Fuckin Kiddin

Principal suspended over nude photo on Web

VANCOUVER -- A school principal in the resort town of Harrison Hot Springs suspended after a nude photo of him was found on his family website is being asked to turn over his personal computer for inspection.

Yeah right. They want to see more of him naked is all.

The B.C. Principals' and Vice-Principals' Association, which is representing Mr. Classen, has advised him not to hand it over, Mr. Sinclair said.

He said Mr. Classen will not be allowed back into the school "until we are satisfied there is nothing else there that we should be afraid of."

Officials are demanding the computer even though Mr. Sinclair concedes the photo appears innocent and there's no evidence Mr. Classen is any danger to children.

The officials are afraid of man minding his own damn business. I need to know how this is the same as having kiddy porn pics. Using the patriot act they here they found a bunch of school workers had a lot of that stuff in their possession. A nude photo of yourself is not the same thing.

"I think at this point what we have is a stupid, stupid mistake by the guy," he said. "But other than that there's nothing criminal, no indication that children are at risk with this man."

The indistinct photo is 15 years old, apparently taken when Mr. Classen and his wife visited a nude beach in Australia, said Elan Nootebos, president of Harrison's parent advisory council, who has seen the picture.

"You can't see his face but you could tell that it was a naked man," she said. A parent found the photo after a link to Mr. Classen's family website - since taken down - was inadvertently attached to a reply to an e-mail she sent him about a school matter.

Mr. Sinclair said the incident blew up after someone sent the photo to a local television station.

A story about it was lumped in with another item about child molestation, the school official said.

I wonder if Harrison Hot Springs is a community with some money because I feel like suing the fuck out of them.

Wednesday, April 25, 2007


Making prank calls without the puppets...

Ok Dammit!

Start clicking my adds you fuckers! I need to get me a satellite dish quick!

I hear you they did stupid with the camera angles though.


Yes lets talk crap but avoid what is meant by "Obama, the 'Magic Negro.'"

And remember free speech means you get to say whatever stupid thing you want. And then you are free to cry about how people don't accept it as "The Word" and get on with there lives, nah nah hey hey.

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Sleepless In Oklahoma Hello

Lesbian sex book causes 'sleepless nights'

The father of two teenage boys wants $20,000 (£10, 019) from his city for the damage sustained by his sons when they found a book on lesbian sex on a public library bookshelf, KOCO-TV in Oklahoma City reported.

Earl Adams of Bentonville, Arkansas, also wants the library director to be fired, the station reported.

The boys, ages 14 and 16, were searching for material on military academies but came across "The Whole Lesbian Sex Book" by Felice Newman. Adams said that finding the books "greatly disturbed" his sons and that the book caused "many sleepless nights in our house."

Describe sleepless night if you would. Does the book have pictures of women doing some sort of scissoring or something? By the cover it might not but you see how they would end up, up all night.

Testers Wanted Apply Liberally

Adult Toys, Good Food
Originally uploaded by eyecaramba.
I know but what they hey.

THESE women get box loads of free porn, condoms and vibrators.

But they are not sex addicts, they’re making sure you have the time of your life in the bedroom.

Sliding open the package that’s just dropped through the letter box, Louise Sayers delves inside. There’s something in it she can’t wait to get her hands on.

‘Wow,’ she gasps, as her fingers grip a slender, smooth sex toy. ‘This is a beauty. It’s time to get to work.’
I’ve reviewed more than 100 porn films now, but the thrill has worn off a bit.

What I first found sexy and titillating, is now just part of my everyday life. These days, I usually stick them on and watch them while I’m doing the ironing.

Yeh, I bet that watching the same old thing over and over again just about get boring. But sex toy tester now theres a job you could never get bored with.

My fiancé, Mick Brady, had been surfing the Internet when he came across an advert.

It was looking for women to write reviews of sex toys in return for free products.

‘I should apply,’ I thought. I’d never written a review before, but I had tried a few sex toys.

So I logged on to the site to register my details and a few days later, I was accepted. The first toy to arrive was a vibrator – Rocking Rabbit.

How About This

Safe hazing in Europe. I have some vids and pics of um I forgot how it spelled but I think I remember the it looked like it should be pronounced nowling or something. Things are different in places where nakedness isn't considered ghastly.

I Don't Know

The person shooting the video from their window doesn't either. If you live NY, did you hear about this?

Like I Said

If it ain't in English then they don't care if its there.

That Reminds Me

I was gonna put a deck mounted tub in the basement bathroom. But i decided to go with a shower instead.

Monday, April 23, 2007

Wait, What, Huh?!?

So the girl is, fat? The one the mirror? But the anorexic is..., wait. This crap just backs up the whole false body image thing. Is this an ad for eating disorders being ok as long your just trying loose a few pounds?

Quick Question

Why are the stickam people coming over to broadcaster?

Excuse Me

Pole Now Towel

Later on I will search for feathers.

Privately I Would Enjoy A Dance

Even though my reasons for not going to a strip club are, um well lets just say. If can't to the point right away why bother?

I wouldn't mind having a private dance at home and would even be looking for a "pay off" at the end. Strip clubs are about sex. At home its about the thrill and the fun.

Music Break


I Have A Feeling

They don't really search for bad videos in non English language.

I hope no kids view this. They think sex is apart of life or something.

Please Have Your Pet Fixed Or Fixed Up

Here's what might happen when your dog tries to show you how affectionate he is about you. You're hanging out in the living
room and Jimmy comes to you, humps your leg or hand, and starts doing the copulating “loco”-motion like there's no tomorrow.
Hotdoll is made from a plastic structure covered with a 1 cm technogel skin. That's definitely not softer than your pyjamas, so prepare taking measures to prevent possible night rides. It's shaped to let Jimmy grabb it easily using his paws and comes in 2 flavours: one colored in white for horny little wining poochs and a black one for hormone infested big dogs. It's especially designed to make it easy for your pooch to "recognize" it even in multiple legs enviroments. Both "models" (ahem) come with orange colored rubber extremities in order to give the doll a good grip on the floor.

Allright here is a thought. Take him to the park or take him to have a little surgery. I forgot how I did this but, no I ain't about to say I fixed it my own self. I had called the Humane Society and got it done for free. And didn't have to her, it was my cat, in myself. I am such a deadbeatt.

So while looking a dog humping a person video I found this one:

You must read the comments to this video. I mean please people become pet owners or go visit a farm

Teachers Pet Ran Away

Sexy Teacher Anna
Originally uploaded by originalsteve.
If you love someone let them go.

The teenager, who is now 18, was asked by Ann Evans, prosecuting, how many times he had been in Saville-King's bedroom.

He replied: "Loads of times - up to a hundred maybe." Asked to describe the room, he said she had canvas pictures on a wall behind her bed, mirrored wardrobes and an en-suite shower room.

Prosecutors say the affair lasted for more than a year between 2004 and 2005, when the boy was aged 15 and 16. He told the jury how, when Saville-King learned he wanted to end the relationship because he had found a new girlfriend, she bombarded him with emails and MSN chat messages begging him to take her back.
One email read: "If you still love me and want this as much as I do, then contact me and we can be out of here as soon as we like."

"Surely you still love me," continued another. "Please don't leave me."
n another message, the schoolboy told his alleged lover how he had ended the relationship because he had been tormented by the thought of her being with her husband.

"I was second best and I had to think and a lot of nights cry and think of you and him in bed together," read the message. "You never gave me 100 per cent and I loved you more than you ever loved me and you were just laughing at me."

And when he don't come back. Try and punish him.

The relationship came to light after the teenager was summoned for a meeting at his school in Watford, Herts, in November 2005, when he was told that Saville-King had complained he was harassing her. "My mum was being told I was harassing Janine," he told the court. "That is when I told the truth."

Bonking around with a teenager, nothing wrong there. Calling the higher authorities when you can't get what you want. Now thats some crazy shit there.

Anti Hoosier Gay

some colour in the cold
Originally uploaded by wader.
WOODBURN, Ind. -- The column in the student newspaper seemed innocent enough: advocating tolerance for people ''different than you.''

But since sophomore Megan Chase's words appeared Jan. 19 in the Tomahawk, the Woodlan Junior-Senior High School newspaper, her newspaper adviser has been suspended and is fighting for her job, and charges of censorship and First Amendment violations are clouding this community.
School officials in this community say the issue isn't about First Amendment rights, but about a teacher who failed to live up to her responsibilities. They contend Sorrell should have alerted Principal Ed Yoder to the article because of the sensitivity of the material.

You want to show support for something some people don't like and so no first amendment here thank you and good day.

Resident Jim Bridge took exception to Sorrell's actions. ''I own my own business and anybody that did that to me would be fired on the spot. She knew it had to be controversial.''

Why did that guy get to comment as part of this story?

Friday, April 20, 2007

Nope, I Don't Believe It

so maybe the writing was already on the wall and the recent BlackBerry email outages aren't solely to blame, but still, being the proverbial straw to break the camel's back deserves a portion of the censure. While we already knew that most fellas would undoubtedly choose a hot new gizmo over a foxy new lady, this mentality probably changes once you're already committed, and in the case of Rafael Paz, the recent email glitches cost him the latter.

Phone Sex

phone sex 1
Originally uploaded by gerard yates.

Thanks to mobile phones, a fling is just a ring away

Mobile phones have created a sexual revolution in Japan, making the communication devices as much about flings as they are about rings, according to Shukan Bunshun (4/19).

Gone are the days when nervous lovers had to make calls to a family phone, running the risk of an irate relative getting on the other end of the line.

I thought they was hard up for sex over there? And I thought that because of compensated dating they had already started using cells for sex hook-ups.

Mobile phones can also lead to unexpected openings for new love.

"I meant to mail a love letter to one of the women at work, but accidentally mailed it to the next name in my phone's address book, which turned out to belong to another cute woman in the office," a 53-year-old man tells Shukan Bunshun. "It turns out that she was interested in me too, and next thing we knew, we were off to a love hotel. It was an incredibly lucky blunder!"

Then there was the 37-year-old woman who used her phone to contact an online matchmaking site, only to mistakenly send details of a planned tryst to her husband's account. The husband sent a close friend to check up on the meeting, only for it to have unexpected results.

"I told the friend I'd sleep with him if he promised to tell my husband that I hadn't been unfaithful," the woman says. "I'm still playing around with the friend even now."

Others weren't so fortunate in their experiences with mobile phone matchmaking sites.

"I put an ad up on one site and the woman who answered it turned out to be my wife," a 38-year-old man says. "This is the absolute truth! It was pretty hairy after that."

420 Bah!

Prickly Weed
Originally uploaded by joeysplanting.
I wish I could but where I live. I would pick up a bunch of new friends that I would not wont to have. The druggies slash dealers would always seek me out to see if I was "straight". Not that I am a drug user. I have not touch a joint since high school.

Just would be nice to have one without all the hassles or being pegged as trying to be cool.

Must Love Tongue

JERUSALEM (Reuters) - An Israeli woman accidentally bit off part of her boyfriend's tongue during a heated French kiss, an Israeli hospital that reattached the tongue said Thursday.

Nahariya Hospital said in a statement the man, injured while "passionately kissing his girlfriend," was discharged after the operation and advised to sip iced drinks and "avoid wet kisses" until the stitched wound healed.

Thursday, April 19, 2007

OK OK I Know

But maybe she'll do more dancing and not just stick her butt into the camera someday.

This Sums It All Up

What YouTube Is For

This is what youtube is for beefing:

A response:

There Is No Community

Does not want to betray the trust he says.

If only video hosting was more than just video hosting. You can make videos and embed them in your website or blog, thats thats. If youtube was a community then comments would motivate people to do better or try new things. Instead there is just a ton of whining. If you have something to sell make a video then embed it into your website or blog. If you are selling a rival web hosting service. Get some idiot who gets a lot of views and subscriptions to yak about it.

Warmer Weather

Means more bikini girls.

And remember support having fun. And dump on jack asses with empty profiles who make crude stupid comments.

Because Hypocrisy Is The Norm

Why Are Americans Afraid of Being Naked?

But in Europe, and particularly the Netherlands, where bakeries display anatomically-correct marzipan nudes in their front windows right next to chocolate bunnies and chicks, such furor over confectionary draws a complete blank. On this side of the Atlantic, when it comes to nudity, Europeans happily assert they've got absolutely nothing to hide.

"The Netherlands is a liberal country where public nakedness is allowed, and that's the way it should be -- that's why there's a law for it," says Ragna Verwer of the Dutch Naturist Federation (NFN), a 70,000-member-strong organization established to expand naturist activities.

According to Verwer, 1.9 million Dutch regularly get nude, going to nude beaches or stripping down in their own gardens, though she estimates the numbers are much higher as NFN doesn't include sauna-goers in its research. "Naked recreation is well accepted here. But we have to take care that things stay this way, which is why we often discuss these matters with local city councils and recreation areas to create more places."

While trying to find that story about the guy who was arrested for neing naked in his backyard. I found out there is a World Naked Gardening Day. Anyway everybody always pokes fun at us for our double standards and impossible to understand reasons for making everything durty.

Maybe some day we will have a more open way of thinking starting with nude people on TV but in a porno or dead from violent acts.

Time To Go DVD Shopping

I had no idea this was on the Ren & Stimpy DVDs. But from this short clip I want them now.

John Kricfalusi blog

Hmm Time To Update My Myspace Page

Myspace to enter the news business

Unlike Digg and Netscape, which rely heavily on user submissions, MySpace will also scan thousands of Web journals and news sites and group results by categories such as sports and politics. MySpace will go further than Google Inc.'s news offering by letting users vote on items, helping to determine what makes the front or section pages.

Let me see my favorite blog items from some blog called Hard Boil something something. Put out for everyone to see and maybe share. Woo Hoo, ad revenues will be through the roof soon. Soon as I get some girl pictures up that is.

Oh, The Power And The Pasion..., ITS A TRAP!!!

pussy power
Originally uploaded by santa_corazon_design.
"vagina is cold","penis is on fire" Click HERE and view this public access discussion about vagina power verses the penis.

And again, play with yourself a lot, get to know what makes you tick. Share that with somebody you can look in the eyes while doing it. And don't make that the only thing you do together.

Man I have got to get public back in my damn town.

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Ted Haggard Is Out Again

The have better meth and the dudes are more of a dry hot.

Ted Haggard leaves Colorado for Phoenix

The Rev. Ted Haggard moved Wednesday from his longtime home in Colorado Springs to Phoenix, where the minister will join the same church that helped fallen televangelist Jim Bakker.

Haggard, 50, resigned as president of the National Association of Evangelicals last year, after a former male prostitute alleged a three-year cash-for-sex relationship. The man also said he saw Haggard use methamphetamine. Haggard confessed to undisclosed "sexual immorality" and said he bought meth but never used it.

As part of his severance package from New Life Church, a 14,000-member congregation he started in his basement, Haggard agreed to leave Colorado Springs, a city he helped make an evangelical center.

"When he moved out of town today, there was a kind of relief on the part of the church that life can get back to normal," said the Rev. H.B. London, one of three ministers overseeing what has been called Haggard's "restoration." "For the Haggards, it is the beginning of a huge new chapter. It's a brand new start for them, the beginning of a new beginning."

I still say it was all a stunt that was supposed to show gay to be a creeping evil. There is still another shoe that has to drop.

Get Ready For A Wild Ride

Ok, a sex theme park. Watch for the carnies and that sticky stuff on the seat. It ain't ice cream.

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

How Old Is She Now?

I remember when child models were just cuties that got grow up in front of a lens. Not like those webeweb kids who were put in the stripper/prostitute outfits.

So Hyde is like how old now? Man I think they have stuck 16 yrs now. Which so sick. I mean enough with child model crap breakout and do some old modeling. Are child lovers really where the money is at? Look at her she is hot. And I would buy anything even air if she was the spokes person for it.

Any she still has these two unnecessary sites, Hydemodel/Hydemodel, when she should just have the one. They both get a few updates each month making them only worth your waiting several and just getting a one month member ship.

The problem web models is they tend to not give you much reason to hang on for the next bit. They think serial. If they told a story with a series of monthly posts that would do it. but that asking to much of people who don't take the bad shots out of the picture sets they do post.

Steph has moved but does no porn stuff and i wonder what Anna will do now that she turns 18 this year. What they need to is get somebody to make them some slicker websites. How 1990s those are.


Burning Toilet
Originally uploaded by Jason Davis.
I think they need to go back to just plain old porcelain. Or really work on that seat warmer. Japanese toilets smoke some catch a blaze.

Toulouse Lautrec

Originally uploaded by solarlab.
Young women 'seeking vagina surgery'

More young Australian women are embracing "vaginal rejuvenation" surgery, according to one of the leading cosmetic surgeons in the field.

Dr Colin Moore, a cosmetic surgeon who has been performing so-called labiaplasty operations for more than 30 years, says the type of women opting for the procedure to reduce the inner vaginal lips has changed dramatically in the past decade.

"Most of the younger women we used to see were what I call the professionals - the pole dancers, the strippers, whose parts have to be in good shape because it's part of their act," Dr Moore said at the national cosmetic medicine conference in Melbourne.

"Besides them, the other women were housewives in their 30s and 40s who had had a few bubs and felt they needed it."

So I am at broadcaster watching a lady work out with a toy. She had nice air strip with a full bloom going on 'cause she was nice and hot. And then some idiot goes and makes a stupid comment about the way her lips look.

"It just seems that we're seeing a lot more young girls who are concerned that their partners in sex may in fact be put off by the appearance of their vulvas," the Sydney-based specialist said.

"Others just plain don't like them, and that's the reason they're coming along now."

The 90-minute operation costs $10,000 and involves trimming the protruding labia minora, or inner lips, back to the same level as the outer lips without interfering with the erotic nerve endings in the area.

You cut down there you might damage things permanently. All women should spend more looking down there. They would find it a very lovely spot..

Monday, April 16, 2007

Sex shops add touch of pink to fading rural shopping streets

Shibuya Sex Shop
Originally uploaded by jeremiah_owyang.
Japan's rust belt has turned into a garter belt with growing numbers of small cities seeing the mom and pop shops vanish from their centers to be replaced by sex businesses, according to Spa! (4/17).

"It really started getting bad about two or three years ago. Those sorts of establishments just popped up everywhere in what seemed like an instant. There used to be a noodle restaurant and a hearing aid store, too," a clothes store operator located in the central part of the Kanagawa Prefecture city of Atsugi tells Spa!, noting that establishments in the area are now dealing with completely different types of noodles than had once been the case.

"We're still a regular shopping street, but with all those gaudy signs around, people aren't coming here to buy anymore. And there's more trouble. And it's not as safe."

Here we have a few strip clubs and the sex shop is being replaced by an ALDI. We could use this kind of thing at the old Dixe Square mall.

Yoga puts body in touch for sex

Originally uploaded by Liberoliber.
Principles apply in the bedroom
While it's easy to associate yoga with striking contortions - think scorpion and wheel - the practice can also enhance your intimate encounters (and we're not just talking flexibility here).

That's because sex and yoga are a divine pairing. At once physical and emotional, uplifting and challenging, they both use the body to calm the mind and stimulate the spirit. And just as a fulfilling yoga practice is based on physical agility, mental clarity and spiritual openness, every successful sexual union relies on a similar set of artfully orchestrated characteristics.
"The more receptive you are to yourself, the more receptive you'll be to another person," Courtney says. In the bedroom, this increased attentiveness helps you recognize subtle shifts in your partner - a level of focus that will put you on the fast track to becoming a world-class lover.
Take the time to be fully present - no mental grocery list, no daydreaming, no gathering of fears and insecurities. Look your partner in the eye, spend time on every caress and every kiss. If you fall into a pocket of inhibition, consider ahimsa, one of the first principles of yoga, which translates roughly to nonviolence or compassion. Refraining from judgment - of yourself and your partner - is a form of compassion that will help make sexual romps more liberating.

So, the next time you're in downward dog, make it a sensual experience. "Feel each finger pressing into the floor, notice changes in temperature, subtle muscular shifts, and energetic movements," Courtney says. Your yoga practice will become so much more than mere exercise or a simple stress reducer. And your sex life may reap the benefits.

Is it now okay for me to think durty thoughts while watching yoga on TV?

I Still Don't Watch Goddamn American Idol

Okay start searching once the tape is out it should not be long before somebody makes a copy.

Beautiful brunette singer Olivia Mojica just missed becoming a finalist on “American Idol,” but she will now show she can go all the way in another field – the first contestant on the show to make a hardcore sex video.

A Texas native, the vivacious, green-eyed Mojica is the latest celebrity to see a video she recently made with her boyfriend find its way into the public arena and get broad distribution from Vivid Entertainment, the world's leading adult film company. The DVD is titled “Hardcore Idol” and preview footage is available to view at The DVD will be in stores across the country on May 3rd. Vivid is the same firm that is currently distributing the blockbuster sex video made by sultry socialite Kim Kardashian and R&B artist Ray J.

I hear there is a Clay Aiken Ruben Studdard sex tape too. One more year away from that Sangi kid making his were he has to thank everybody who has been voting for him. And I would like to thank Kieth Olbermann for keeping me up to date on that horrible show dammit.

Some More badly Dubbed Stuff

Japanese erotic games coming to the U.S.

This Almost Guarantees You Will Never Have Sex

Can't get none you are supposed to be masturbating then performing air sex. Oh, wait I am not one of those that believes that you masturbate because you are lonely and get none. So I guess what the hell.

And how somebody air sex guitar to this classic:

Screw Abstinence

Screw Abstinence
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$1bn 'don't have sex' campaign a flop as research shows teenagers ignore lessons

It's been a central plank of George Bush's social policy: to stop teenagers having sex. More than $1bn of federal money has been spent on promoting abstinence since 1998 - posters printed, television adverts broadcast and entire education programmes devised for hundreds of thousands of girls and boys.

The trouble is, new research suggests that it hasn't worked. At all.

A survey of more than 2,000 teenagers carried out by a research company on behalf of Congress found that the half of the sample given abstinence-only education displayed exactly the same predilection for sex as those who had received conventional sex education in which contraception was discussed.

Mathematica Policy Research sampled teenagers with an average age of 16 from a cross-section of communities in Florida, Wisconsin, Mississippi and Virginia. Both control groups had the same breakdown of behaviour: 23% in both sets had had sex in the previous year and always used a condom, 17% had sex only sometimes using a condom; and 4% had sex never using one. About a quarter of each group had had sex with three or more partners.

Since his days as governor of Texas, George Bush has been a firm advocate of abstinence education programmes, which teach that keeping zipped up is the only certain way to avoid unwanted pregnancy and sexually transmitted diseases, and that to deviate from the norms of human sexual activity is to risk harmful psychological and physical effects. "Abstinence hasn't been given a very good chance, but it's worked when it's tried. That's for certain," he said.

But even in 1990s Texas, where Mr Bush spent $10m a year on abstinence education, the state had the fifth highest teen pregnancy rate in the US. Over the past six years he has stepped up the programme to more than $100m a year. He recently braved ridicule by extending it to adults aged 20-29, an age range in which 90% of people are sexually active.

The money is not for the program its for the people running the program. Bush and these people don't give shit if you're having sex or not. Should start my own bogus just say no organization to get me free cash to make stupid little hand outs and presentations.

If It Makes You Happy Bruce

BONDAGE and discipline may actually make men happier, according to the first national survey of Australians' fetish habits.

The new sex study has revealed that 2 per cent of Australian men and 1.4 per cent of women admit to enjoying dominance, submission and sadomasochism-type sex in the past year.

But researchers involved in the phone survey of 20,000 people say they expect many more Australians to be engaging in the practice but unwilling to label it BDSM (bondage, discipline, domination and submission).

“There will definitely be more men and women who have sexual tastes in this direction but won't call it this,” said Dr Juliet Richters, of the University of New South Wales.

“They might not like sex magazines but they just happen to like being tied up and spanked as part of foreplay.

“Ask them if they're into BDSM they'll say 'Yuck, no'.”

The survey results, to be presented at the World Association of Sexual Health congress in Sydney this week, give the first snapshot of Australians involved in bondage behaviour.

Wait ain't that like damned if you do damned if you say you don't???

Voyeurism Is Still Voyeurism

Video voyeur catches principal and teacher having at it in his office. Then voyeur(s) start spreading it around. I guess they feel its okay if your just trying to get somebody fired.

(CBS) CHICAGO - A south suburban elementary school has been rocked by scandal after an X-rated DVD showing the principal and a teacher having sex was leaked to parents.

The video reportedly shows the principal, Leroy Coleman, in his office having sex with a science teacher, Janet Lofton, at Sandridge Elementary School. The DVD runs for two hours, during which another woman, also a teacher, appears on the video as well.
The Cook County Sheriff's Office is investigating the case, including how someone got access to a school office and planted a recording device. The school board is interested in having them prosecuted.

It ain't no different than ramming your car into somebody in a fit of road rage.

Maybe This Will Get Them on Countdown

An ass gets branded an ass.

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Hate It When I Miss Stuff

Like be in on it when it first happens but, while looking at booty vids came across somebody's profile with subscription to...

Friday, April 06, 2007

Why Verizon Sucks Ass

There is noone there to answer emails. And even though you login you can't contact them through email from the my account page. You have to go to another page outside of the login area and give your account and password information. But still any email is regard as though it did not come from you.

My name is Renae and I am eager to assist you with your inquiry upgrade 

If equipment is purchased at different times this will indicate the
different eligibility dates for each handset. In addition to upgrade
eligibility for wireless lines billed with monthly access of $49.99 or
higher are eligible to upgrade annually. For wireless numbers billed at
$9.99 they maintain standard 2 years upgrade.

I apologize for any inconvenience this may present and hope you
understand our desire to protect and maintain the security of your
According to our records, I do not show the account holder has added
as a contact on this account. At this time, I am unable to assist you
with your request. I apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.

The account holder may add your name as a contact by calling our
Customer Service Department at 800-922-0204 or *611 (SEND) airtime free
the wireless phone.

Once you have been added we will be able to assist you with your
request to for eligibility information, the account holder will need to
provide you with the billing system password so we will be able to
changes at your request. The password chosen by the account holder will
need to be verified every time you make a request, including using our
automated system for self serve options, such as making a payment,
checking the minutes used or the account balance.

It was my pleasure to assist you today, Have a great day.

We appreciate you taking the time to contact us, and thank you for
choosing Verizon Wireless. Should you have any additional questions or
concerns, please send a new e-mail from our website and include either
last four (4) digits of your Social Security Number or account password
when submitting your inquiry for verification purposes.


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Customer Service

Why do I want to waste minutes wireless or land line time when they could just answer my question?

Note the bold text. My question was about a flyer that has only one phone on our plan eligible for upgrade now. Even though it along with another are up for it in Dec. but the second along with the third, which eligible next year, can have the calling plan changed. And back to the bold um, we are on a two year upgrade plan not a one year one. And I looked turns out we ain't using 1400 minutes a month and that 1400 famliy share II plan is longer offered anyway.

Sunday, April 01, 2007

Googel and Fox "News" Team Up

Heckofa Job Google.

NEW ORLEANS - Google's replacement of post-Hurricane Katrina satellite imagery on its map portal with images of the region before the storm does a "great injustice" to the storm's victims, a congressional subcommittee said.

The House Committee on Science and Technology's subcommittee on investigations and oversight on Friday asked Google Inc. Chairman and CEO Eric Schmidt to explain why his company is using the outdated imagery.

The subcommittee cited an Associated Press report on the images.

"Google's use of old imagery appears to be doing the victims of Hurricane Katrina a great injustice by airbrushing history," subcommittee chairman Brad Miller D-N.C., wrote in a letter to Schmidt.

Swapping the post-Katrina images and the ruin they revealed for others showing an idyllic city dumbfounded many locals and even sparked suspicions that the company and civic leaders were conspiring to portray the area's recovery progressing better than it is.