Sunday, April 30, 2006

And Here I'm Worried About Ordering HP4

A 62-year-old retired schoolteacher is fighting with a cable company over a hefty bill for porn and gangsta rap programming she says she never ordered.


"They are harassing me and trying to make me pay for something I didn't do," said Lee, who lives alone.

She said she has been forced to pay $779 to the company and was told to pay $652 more or face having her services cut off.

Tip Never pay! Call or email the better business bureau. I know they are week but they will put fear in 'em and will give lots of advice on avenues to take.

What's That Mouse Doing In Your Soup?

Nothing its head is cracked but it does and a little tangy flavor.

If you are going to do it. You are gonna have ta think about the reward and let the wait staff find it. And you are gonna have ta catch a mouse live then cook it in some soup at home.

A woman and her adult son have been convicted of trying to extort money from the Cracker Barrel restaurant chain

Read More HERE.

Saturday, April 29, 2006

Guide To Grafenberg

So this is what I heard about the G-spot. It's either just behind the vulva up and to the right. And also I heard it was inside the vigina up and to the right. And when I was younger I heard it had died in Vietnam.

I am so confused but, I've never been told to quit doing whatever I was stimulating so. Anyway here is a page all about it. Or maybe it's just a page all about selling toys. Either way it's still a load of fun.

Its The Soft Shorts

And the energy. Gotta love the energy.

Masturbation Month Activity

Masturbate-a-Thon 2006 will be held on
Saturday, May 27th!

The Center for Sex and Culture's National Masturbation Month plans include Masturbate-a-Thon San Francisco. Founder and director Carol Queen, Ph.D. announced that the Center for Sex & Culture will hold its fifth annual fund-raising Masturbate-a-Thon on May 27, 2006, doors open at 5:00 for regular participants and at 4:00 for those attempting to set this year's time record. The event is one of many National Masturbation Month events planned around the US and Canada, including many sponsored Masturbate-a-Thons. Unlike most of the others, the CSC's Masturbate-a-Thon is a live group event at which participants will raise funds by getting others to sponsor them for each minute they masturbate. CSC will hold the event at 398 11th Street in San Francisco.

Founded by San Francisco's own women-owned, worker-owned sex toy company Good Vibrations in the wake of then-Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders' firing for stating that masturbation "is perhaps something that should be taught" about when discussing youth sexual options, National Masturbation Month seeks to raise awareness and dispel shame about this most common and natural of sexual activities. Good Vibrations and its sister sex toy stores and sex-positive nonprofits have been celebrating National Masturbation Month since 1995. Information about Good Vibrations' role in NMM will be available on GV's website,, in early May. The Masturbate-a-Thon became the centerpiece of National Masturbation Month when it was added to Good Vibrations' slate of activities a few years later. GV sponsors the Masturbate-a-Thon as a private event, as most masturbation is; the Center for Sex & Culture followed the lead of a private organization in Salt Lake City in celebrating it as a group activity.


Not Another Stolen Sex Tape

Norwegian big brother contestants have their sex tape swiped and posted on the interwebs. If you find it let me know if its any good K.

Friday, April 28, 2006

Oooo YouTube

Hey they updated their embeded player. looks nice and has a VOLUME setting.

Yahoo Pains

Ok, so now yahoo has gotten rid of java chat. The last bastion of

Have you noticed that that the chat rooms are packed full of bots? More bots than usually are there. I feel that these bots are realy advertising partners of yhaoo. So there is no way of getting rid of them.

And since you could make a yahoo group then hold chat sessions you could escape for a time the bots. Plus recently they did bust some child abusers who were using video conferencing chat rooms to share their evil. That made the decission easy for them.

There is no way to report bots. You only can report if they send you a spam pm. Since most bots have sequential made up names. How hard can it be to get rid of them?

Thursday, April 27, 2006

Masturbation Month is Co.. Is Next Month

May is national masturbation month, please do your part.

Just A Little Note About Yahoo

do not go to Since yahoo got rid java based chat this been floating around the chat rooms.

You login you'll give out your ID and password

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

A Slow Moving Big Target

Q. Why do most guys like big butts?
A. Because they feel good.

Anyway I have to say that the qulity of pop music today really sucks. Or is it just that nowadays you can't escape it? Booty booty rockin everywhere... WTF is that supposed to mean. Is this childish lyrical BS supposed to come off like that? Or is there deeper meaning that I am just not packing up on.

Hey, it's okay to express feelings about sexual relations. Well just so long as they are real. And aren't sick. But if this stuff makes a few women shake it. Then whatever I got a mute.

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Naked College Punks

University of Chicago trys its hand at erotica.

a campus renowned for intellectual rigor rather than raw libido, and where, according to a popular T-shirt, "fun comes to die." "We're the ugly campus, and damn it, we're hot too!" declared Rutherfurd, 21, a junior and Vita's editor in chief. "It's distinctly U. of C. There's no Miss January. There's a hot girl and she's reading a book!"

Sex sells, these kids these days blah blah blah. When it comes down to it, you just can't do it. You have to dig deep to find what realy turns you on and inspires you. Plus you have to be willing to toss off the social morays that are mostly made up of your own feelings and projections.

Instead your sitting in the 21st century with no idea that they ever had been a 60's and 70's and 80's.

One pose seemed more sleepy than sexy, with the model, a public policy student, splayed on her back under an open paperback. Another caught hardly any cleavage above "The Craft of Research." The student looked washed out. Scared. Not particularly hot.

I wonder wny the pictures can't be hotter...

Its pages are reviewed three times by administrators before publication, and student-models must sign releases before they shed their clothes and again on seeing the photos, when many balk

Delve into the art or the technique. You can't design a good anything by committee. What's that one about a hosre designed by one... Oh how about an all camell toe issue. Explore why we find them so hott or something. Hey wait maybe I should do that.

Read More HERE.

Story About A Girl

Just a little story about youngin.

I am 12, [...] They were really angry and say I am too young to sleep naked

Weak sike out on my part. Lost the desire to continue trying to make this is into something racy HERE.

Saturday, April 22, 2006

That Anal Pear Could Land you in Jail

In SC at least. HERE. Hopefuly this just stays in the south. But at least you have a longer growing season so you can like have a fresh supply vegies.

In March 2004, the Mississippi Supreme Court upheld the constitutionality of the law and ruled the advertising of the sexual devices is not protected by the right to free speech. Such advertisements, the court said, promote an illegal transaction.

Reading this at gives me an idea of a work around for those who live under the ban.

A store in Cobb County, Ga., that desired to sell vibrators and dildos filed suit in federal court challenging the law's blanket prohibition against advertising of devices designed or marketed primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs. The lawsuit claimed that the prohibition was unconstitutionally overbroad, in violation of the store's right to engage in lawful commercial speech, because the Georgia statute expressly allowed the sale of sex toys to several groups of potential purchasers.

Ever since I was a kid I've seen them ads for personal massagers. When I got to be an older kid I found out they could be used for sexual stimulation. So how about this? A line of dual use items that also work as personal masagers. But seriously, their is something very wrong with thinking of making masturbation in the privacy of your own business a crime.

Friday, April 21, 2006

You Bjerke

I just love stories like these. When the little does the thinking you always will end up in an embarassing situation. Should have just rented some movies bjerked off to them...

Burlington lawyer Alan Bjerke, who served three terms in the state Legislature, pleaded no contest Tuesday to charges filed under Vermont's year-old video voyeur law.

Police records say Bjerke was tanning at Body Le Bronz in Burlington on Feb. 9 when he reached up over the top of a wall and started taking pictures of the woman in the next booth.


So I Had This Idea

I Have some space in the house maybe I should fix it up and rent it out. But only to hott chics who are will to trade, well um.

In Atlanta, an online ad offers a room in exchange for "sex and light office duty." In Los Angeles, a one-bedroom pool house is free "to a girl that is skilled and willing." And in New York City, a $700-a-month room is available at a discount to a fit female willing to provide sex.

On the widely used Web site, some landlords and apartment dwellers looking for roommates are offering to accept sex instead of rent money.

"They have to be attractive. I don't let just anybody come into my house," said Mike, a man who answered the phone at the New York City listing but declined to give his last name -- and refused to say whether he has, in fact, collected the rent under the sheets.

Ever since that episode of Penn&Teller Bullshit about hair I have realy liked craiglist. Read more HERE

Here i've been looking for dates with it. All along I could have just used it to find somebody to not only pay me rent in sex or less in rent but maybe also. Wait if I have a tenant that's paying less for rent while maybe getting paid for sex from um friends of hers. Does that make me a ... Nevemind.

Up In Smoke

Wow, What, Uh, Oh.

A festival at Macalester College for the reformation of marijuana laws went up in smoke Thursday morning when college administrators abruptly canceled the student-organized event, just hours before its scheduled start.

Bummer man, the cancled CHEEBAdanza man. I wonder why man?

The poster touted CHEEBAdanza as "the Twin Cities premier marijuana festival" and featured an illustration of two squirrels passing a joint between them while sitting next to a marijuana plant.

I guess you have to be a little more political about getting stoned. And don't make up your flyers will high. LINK


I just think these two are so adorably cute.

Movie LINK.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Now I'm Really Uneasy

Yikes, I had no idea the little ones do that. Um let go unsubscribe to thier videos. HERE I was going on about the ID name.


Some people seem to think that YouTube is a dating site. Last time I checked it was a vid' holding site that was about expressing yourself. I had no idea that subscribing to someones videos or inviting them to your friends list was like hitting one them.

Er..., 'xcuse me I have to go delete some dudes off my list...

Ooo looky Photobucket has videos too.

Thatsa dead cat. Maybe they saw the fluffster as have a little bit cuddly fun left in him. Well they ain't cuddling him Maybe they were trying to just bit of fun out of him his sweet meats...

Or maybe I need to get better videos and better jokes. Don't worry I am working on it. Anyway don't ya just dig the film strip thingy?

Saturday, April 15, 2006

Emergency Kit

My Nephew went to Belgianiastan. Wonder if he could have used the old survial kit.

"Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find:

- One forty-five caliber automatic
- Two boxes of ammunition
- Four days' concentrated emergency rations
- One drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine,
vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills
- One miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible
- One hundred dollars in rubles
- One hundred dollars in gold
- Nine packs of chewing gum
- One issue of prophylactics
- Three lipsticks
- Three pair of nylon stockings.

Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff." Major T.J. King Kong

Also wonder if he can can confirm or deny some thing about the Belgianiastans. Seem they need a little defending.

PB & J

The comedy of entertaining youself

Thursday, April 13, 2006


Which came first the chicken or the easter egg? And what Easter Bunny taste like?

Why did the Christians take over so many lovely "pagan" holidays? Like Lupercalia becoming St. valentines day. Which was really celerbrated in the spring and had more to with making birth happen. Can't you just see it now um maybe? I don't know something with like half naked virgins celebrating our ascension out from under the snow and cold. A nice pay-per-view thingy event. Ok so my idea of pagan is just a bunch naked chics. I haven't really studied up on things. And whats wrong with naked chics?

"Before the egg became closely entwined with the Christian Easter, it was honored during many rite-of-Spring festivals. The Romans, Gauls, Chinese, Egyptians and Persians all cherished the egg as a symbol of the universe. From ancient times eggs were dyed, exchanged and shown reverence."

I like the story were eggs turned multi colors better but I think red is just a lot cooler. So this year I will go all red.

"When she tells him the story of the resurrection, he replies that a man could no more rise from the dead than an egg could turn red. Mary picks up an egg and it turns bright red. Icons often depict her holding an egg, and Orthodox Christians still color their Easter eggs red."

Don't got no kids around no more so I wont be making many or else I'd have to extend this receipe.

Some of the boild eggs
3 potatoes diced
A few blobs of mayonnaise
squeez of mustard
A few blobs of sweet pickle relish
A little bit of dice onion
A little bit thin sliced celery
A handful of stuffed olives chopped up
A sprinkle of paprika and cayenne pepper

Mmm good easter.

The egg came first BTW. To birds got together and had baby that was a chicken.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Ooo I fund some hula

I like the hula vids I saw this one usenet group. There ain't been none posted lately so I am to found this one

It still Makes me very uneasy

But they are just kids. Check this YouTube member HERE

What ever happen to...

The Taco Bell doggie has fallen on hard times. And has to sing on the street for its supper. "Where is your PETA now, see?" Said E.G.R. After tosing the little fella lamb bone. But actually I wouldn't cantact if I was you. They tend to do alot more euthanizing as form of setting free.

I luv YouTube ;)

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

I luv my neighboorhood

So here is this guy out on wide open busy street trying negotiate a little sum sum. There was more happening before this but I only started taping when he got in her car. They finally decided to go somewhere instead of doing it in the car right there. All thanks to half blind Jiminy Lumox who decided to hoble out of our house right then and scare them off. Aside from the coochie tweak note how he hands off a little something on the sly.

Carny Balarny

Okay this just a turist thingy not a real carnaval/carnival. But I allways strike out when searching for Samba and Carnaval stuff. I either only find tiny pictures or the dudes who had some surgery.


A while back they would have been way more curvy females slatherd in oil and wearing rio bikinis. I think I have something on tape some place...

Blank Fest is what they called it....

Silly silly silly girls. I think they have been watching to much porn LOL

Sunday, April 09, 2006