Don't Follow Me

I am lost too.

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Follow who I follow. Free entertainment. @BrentSpiner is insanely funny

Come On 2012

As a black guy I have been thinking about the same thing in that cartoon. If you talk about the racism you get called a racist. How do these dumb kids not get that? So they are that if you talk about how, if you talk about being called a racist. For talking about racism, your a racist.

And really nooses? Yes that is funny.

It's Not What You [Think]

Brief Peek At The Briefs

Anybody know where there are more up-the-skirts like this one? Cutesy stuff nothing dirty.

Brazil Is So Fake

Brazil - São Paulo - Gay Pride Parade
Originally uploaded by architecturehistory

Chicagoans For Rio 2016 is a phony site put up by Brazil to get the Olympic Selection Comity to Rio over Chicago.

It pretends to be of course residents of the city proclaiming their support for 2016 games to held there.

The site has nice video of people declaring their wish to give it to Rio. There is an animated squad car that give a run down of the recent crimes in the area where the Olympic village would be. And there's a slide show of the Athens games sites empty and abandoned.

At the bottom of the page there is a crawl which features quotes like: "nothing but love for chicago but there's no way we should be going for the olympics. no way." -- steviev, chicago; "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!" -- anonymous, chicago.

For fun read check out the games bids forum. Warning, if you are the type that would fire somebody over all caps. Don't read too far down.

Sexting? From My Local Paper

Sexting?
Originally uploaded by copyrider

Sexting
'One in five teens has sent nude photo'
BY ELISABETH MARTIN
[...]
Both girls are 17. Both just started their senior year at Lincoln-Way North High School in Frankfort. And both have been seen naked by most of their classmates.

"Neither one of us know how many people have seen us," one of the girls said. "It's kind of a weird thing to think about. We don't know who; we don't know how many people and we don't know where (the pictures) are now."
[...]
And while sending a flirtatious picture or two might seem relatively harmless, the potential consequences aren't. Sending or possessing explicit pictures of teens is illegal, and being caught with the racy shots can result in child pornography charges, even if the person caught is also a minor. Southland school officials are starting to monitor the trend, promising serious discipline for students caught with explicit photos, and Will County has already put several teens through its juvenile diversion program after they were caught sexting.

The photos can also multiply in a flash around the Internet, winding up on pornography sites or in the hands of pedophiles.
[...]
"We had been broken up for a while, and then we started dating again, and that's when it happened," she said. "He told me he had shown one friend, and I was like, you're an idiot, but then it was fine. But then it was not just one person-- people were waking up with it on their cell phone."

The other Kelsey's saving grace? She shot her full-length nude photo from the neck down before sending it to her lab partner freshman year.

OK, it's about living out loud or staying in lets say the closet. It's about life style choice and being to young to express it without somebody playing gotcha.

There is more to taking nude photos of yourself than just having a camera. Too bad that wont be discussed. Just a lot of talk about the law. Sex is supposed to be between the people who are having it. Unless you live an open life style... And flirting should never be done nude.

It Took A While Mr. Scott

But finally here is a mouse with a microphone on it. 3 in 1 mouse with speaker phone. Which means it can talk back too.

Unbelievable But Some Will Swallow It

Note is a pimp trying run for congress with earnings of his prostitute.

Salty Sour Apple?

Semen 1
Originally uploaded by gusset

Changes the Sexual Taste and Scent of the Male Body Secretion

And it also is an anti-bacterial, lowers cholesterol, strengthens immune system, and helps in the development of a healthy dream state. Um yeah, but does it really make your spunk taste like apples? That would be the selling point here.

Spider-Man's Window Washing Service

So there I was with the thought of the time in the Spider-man comic. When he went to see if he could get a job with the Fantastic Four. Then I see this comment on the following video.

"I bet spiderman could make a lot of money washing windows." - imbadwrench



For the life of me I couldn't come up with something for him to have done to make a little money for all these years. Now I am going use that idea as my own ;)

One Hundred And Four Years Old

Ivy Bean proving that Twitter ain't for kids. Was interviewed for CNN.

A Spectacular Drunk

Jeep crashes through second level of house

And of course just minor injuries for the driver.

Full On Costumes, Yeah Nice

Yes!

Yer A Tough Crowd I wanna Tell Ya'

GOP health care road show: McConnell, McCain
[...]
In North Carolina on Tuesday, they interacted with something close to deference, unity and self-deprecation.

McConnell introduced McCain as the "famous GOP senator."

McCain answered, "You mean our most famous loser."

McCain: Er um, Any way. A man walks into the club with a woman, with a mans' arm around her...

In Charlotte on Tuesday, McCain cited his credentials as a deficit hawk and faulted Obama for not offering his own health care plan — echoing a complaint from former Senate Majority Leader Bob Dole, R-Kan.

"The president has not come forward with a proposal," McCain said, sounding like he was still on the campaign trail. "He's supposed to lead. Where is his proposal?"

Bipartisanship. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. - Inigo Montoya