Tuesday, June 27, 2006

A Spunky Little Upgrade

I always used to feel so guilty about it. Back when I would not use a condom. They'd always make that face and with saliva that made for a large amount of um stuff. And you're usually someplace she can't just spit it out. Switching to flavored condoms and flavored lubes has helped but. You still will run into somebody who will hack and spit. That's right brings up a loogey like my weenie wrapper or maybe my pubes is activating her allergies.

There is UK company that is looking for taste testers for a new supplement to change what you taste like. But, don't they already have pills to change the taste of your spunk? "The test product is 100%", Hmm I guess the others have some pork in 'em.


The pill, which is taken as a twice-a-day for 30 days, claims to mask the traditionally salty taste of male ejaculate with a refreshing apple-like flavour. Successful applicants will take the pill for 30 days and will use an online blog to provide a blow-by-blow account of how the taste of their partner's sexual fluid changes.


It needs to be sour apple, a very tart sour apple.

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