Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Testers Wanted Apply Liberally

Adult Toys, Good Food
Originally uploaded by eyecaramba.
I know but what they hey.

THESE women get box loads of free porn, condoms and vibrators.

But they are not sex addicts, they’re making sure you have the time of your life in the bedroom.

Sliding open the package that’s just dropped through the letter box, Louise Sayers delves inside. There’s something in it she can’t wait to get her hands on.

‘Wow,’ she gasps, as her fingers grip a slender, smooth sex toy. ‘This is a beauty. It’s time to get to work.’
I’ve reviewed more than 100 porn films now, but the thrill has worn off a bit.

What I first found sexy and titillating, is now just part of my everyday life. These days, I usually stick them on and watch them while I’m doing the ironing.

Yeh, I bet that watching the same old thing over and over again just about get boring. But sex toy tester now theres a job you could never get bored with.

My fiancé, Mick Brady, had been surfing the Internet when he came across an advert.

It was looking for women to write reviews of sex toys in return for free products.

‘I should apply,’ I thought. I’d never written a review before, but I had tried a few sex toys.

So I logged on to the site to register my details and a few days later, I was accepted. The first toy to arrive was a vibrator – Rocking Rabbit.

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