Hurricane Hits Alaska!

Would it funny, not to the people who live there of course, if this turned into a hurricane? The religious kooks would just try and say it's a sign that the devil doesn't want Palin as VP. But are they still listening to Cheney nowadays?

I See Gustav

Two storms and one eye.
And what does moving the republican convention back or Bush not speaking there do? Well maybe if he don't show up it will..., naw 'cause Cheney will still be there. Let's face it the reminder that they (republicans) are dismal failures ain't in this hurricane.

Pander Harder

What does Sarah Palin have in common with the current administration? Hint it has to do with the attorney generals office.

Let's all watch as the main media not bring this up. But she is a woman so let us all go on and on about that but, don't call it pandering.

Um, Why Am I Watching msnbc??

First Up Anrea Mitchel

Working an old lady's tears.

Hilary's Speach

Will it be enough to shout the MSM up? Funniest thing I heard from a fake Hilary supporter. She said she felt like they don't have a voice in the Democratic party. The rest just she didn't win lets have a temper tantrum.

Have You Heard The Joke About The A-Team?

Yes a movie version. This has got to be a joke right.

MSM on Obama

Dammed if he does. Dammed if he does.

West Coast Sucks

Oh, so it was Joe Biden all along.

iPhones Made By Slave Labor In Asia?

Somebody says theirs had pictures already on the new iPhone when they bought it. They seem to be of some factory worker.

Or is it a factory where they are making knockoffs? Or a good publicity stunt?

McCain's Running mate Is

Rudy 911 Giuliani, cause John Voigt told him so.

Worst Illusionist Ever

mini camera on minox lx
Originally uploaded by Eli the Bearded

I am just saying how can you be a magician and not know how to hide a camera.

Cops: Magician secretly photographed girls

A magician who lists "Lolita" as one of his favorite books and claims to be affiliated with BOCES, according to his MySpace Web site page, has been charged by police with hiding a video camera in his Central Islip photo studio to tape a mom and her daughters as they changed clothes.

Drew Peterson's Attorney Says

His attorney now says that Drew's motive for killing his wife is proof that he didn't kill her but she just left him.

I like that he shows proof that he knew his wife was going leave him. Which has been the reason for many stalkings, harassments, and killings.

Democratic Party

Why do they sit back and wait for Obama to make moves against McCain's lies? And do they consider any response by Obama to be negative? Is there now way to respond to something bad that is being said about you.., oh wait then they say he is being too soft. But, if he did come back hard they'd say he was scaring the white people ad will lose votes.

John McCain's Temper Cost Wife Use of Her Arm

The little angry old man went off on his wife twisting her so badly she has to wear a brace. No word on whether it's broken.

There I said it first. It's cast for cripes sake. Oh, an over zealous supporter shook her hand to hard. And broke it?

Get A Brand New Ipod Now!

Upgrade to a new ipod touch or apple will kill you. The nanos are blowing up big in Japan.

This Is Not Me Being A Smartass This Time

From an AP story on the vice presidential picks.

His top contenders are said to include Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty and former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney. Less traditional choices mentioned include former Pennsylvania Gov. Tom Ridge, an abortion-rights supporter, and Connecticut Sen. Joe Lieberman, the Democratic vice presidential prick in 2000 who now is an independent.

Now he is his own prick. Read copy aggregate.

I Luv People Having Sex With Objects Stories

His penis got stuck while he having sex not on a but, with a park bench.

I was just thinking about the guy who stuck it in that pool drain thingy.

Ooo A Nice Quiet Terrorist Attack..., sorta

TERRORIST CAPTURED
Originally uploaded by cletusfedspears

And they is using Jebus to boot. I bet a lot bible thumpers will fall for this. Ok, I know they ain't that stupid but I bet McCain probably has sent his information. Ok, I know he hasn't. But, people do fall for this kind of thing.

Mrs Esther Prakash
P.O.Box: 20581, Safat
13066 Safat Kuwait

Dearest in Christ,

Greetings in the Name of Our Lord Jesus Christ, I am Mrs Esther Prakash. I am married to Mr Prakash Anderson who worked with Kuwait embassy in Ivory Coast for many years before he died in the year 2006.We were married without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days.

When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of (($2.600.000.00) Two million six hundred thousand Dollars in a Bank in Ivory Coast . Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next Eight months due to cancer problem.
I Have decided to donate this fund to you so that you will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct you.
I want you to use this fund for orphanages, school and, widows, and to endeavour that the house of God is maintained. I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians.

I don't want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly way. This is why I am taking this decision.

I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health and hence the presence of my husband抯 relatives is around me always. I don't want them to know about this development.

As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Bank in Ivory Coast .

I await your soonest response with your full information, example.
Your full name.......................
Address......................................
Age............................................
A copy of your int'l passport or ID card.............

I will use the above information to obtain an authority letter that will prove you the new beneficiary of this fund from Royal Court of Kuwait.
.
Any delay in your reply will give me room searching another church or individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein. Hoping to receive your reply with the above information.


Take care,
Your Sister in Christ,
Mrs Esther Prakash.

雅虎邮箱，您的终生邮箱！<-- I think this is Chinese ??? It was link to someplace I ain't gonna go to.

M83 - Kim and Jessie video

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M83 - Kim and Jessie video

The One Funny As Hell Ad

This old man has to get in his digs while he can. Again I bring how he will be eaten alive in the debates.

John McCain Is

A South American. He was born in Panama.

Bernard Jeffrey McCullough 1957 - 2008

After being thrown under the bus by Obama. The comedian best known as Bernie Mac has passed away.

Clay Aiken Has A Baby

Ok, which one is the one who receives?

Ha!

I see cases like yours every four years, though you seem to be particularly afflicted. I do believe you have a full-blown attack of DEAD.

Let The Games Begin 12hrs Later

But by working with China we can help make things much better for the people.

See how much better it is?

M83 - Kim and Jessie video

8:15 pm Aug 4th - 10:54am Aug 6th

Power was out and once again I am too lazy to go out looking for storm damage photo ops.

Click on the thumbnail to the pic of my poor old neglected apple tree what got knocked over.

I am Sorry

I forgot that Murdock owns MySpace. That make the debate coverage real fun. MySpace Partners Up for the Debates.

What Da OLPC Needs

Is OS/2 as an operating system

Tires And Arugula

These elitists haven't got a clue how the real world works. Because they don't work and never will. The fundamental disconnect.

Loss Some Bone To...,

"John McCain doesn't have a racist bone in his body" - Lindsy Graham. Oh God so many jokes can be out of that one.

Like the one about John McCain's run in with a gorilla that one time. O r the one about him leaving something behind and "can't" face going back...

I didn't say they are funny jokes.

The Olympics Will Be Fun Man

Too bad them fuck nuts decided to go with a 12 hour delay. Nothing like having an ass load of technology and saying. Eh, lets not get all instant with the communication.

BEIJING - Two men rammed a truck into a group of jogging policemen and tossed explosives
[...]
About 20 people upset at having been evicted from their homes staged a brief demonstration near Tiananmen Square, Beijing's heavily guarded political center. Uniformed police quickly surrounded the group until members of a neighborhood committee came and pulled the protesters away, scuffling with some.

A lot of people were displaced by the Olympic. By displaced I mean beaten then had their homes torn down. I love the idea of somehow involving a dictatorship country in world events would make them change their act. Even after the construction of all the Olympic stuff they are still grabbing land like that there.

Grumpy Share Holders

Keep Yahoo! stock price low.

Beer Money Doesn't Get Ya' Much These Days

Even Obama's campaign plane is better than McCain's. CBS Weeps for him.

Abu Khabab al-Masri was responsible for the USS Cole bombing??? Does this mean BushCo and McSame are going to be crowing now?

Was Thinking About Global Warming Truth

Before you go mocking Al Gore and his sideshow presentation Oscar and Peace Prize wins.

Remember who made it all possible, BushCo. After everybody found out about their attack on science. He seemed to sticking up for us true believers.

Maybe they did it as gesture for to make up for stealing the election.

Metered Internet

Fuck you!

For some reason when ever this come up people always talk about porn and bittorrent. Do you see my massive use of the internet? This is my porn along with watching old TV shows on hulu. I don't really care anymore. If they meter it I will just say goodbye.

The McCain Ad

Is there some reason why "they", didn't go with a George Cloney or Denzel Washington, Brad Pitt, or a Will Smith?

Why Britney and Paris?

If You haven't Picked Up On It, I am A Black Guy

I like to wipe my butt after I go poopies. And I even wash my hands afterwords. And I don't like gangsta crap.

Does that make me an uppity nigger too? Oh don't forget I am a blogger.