Charlie Gibson's Sarah Palin Interview Questions

OMG! I can't think of anything funny in response. See what you can come up with. Oh and these are beauty pageant questions. Does that me sexist?!?

• Charlie Gibson: What famous person does your personality most parallel?
  
  
• Charlie Gibson: What quality do you like most about yourself and why?
• Sarah Palin: My ability to stick to the script.
  
  
• Charlie Gibson: What is the biggest challenge to young people today?
• Sarah Palin: Teen pregnancy.
  
  
• Charlie Gibson: What is the one feature you'd change about yourself and why?
• Sarah Palin: The demeaning why I talk about community activist. I think it makes look like an uncaring asshole.
  
  
• Charlie Gibson: Which celebrity would you invite to a dinner party and why?
  
  
• Charlie Gibson: Do you think professional athletes are overpaid?"
  
  
• Charlie Gibson: What is your definition of success?
  
  
• Charlie Gibson: If you could change one thing about the world what would it be?
  
  
• Charlie Gibson: What bothers you most about what is happening in your country today?
  
  
• Charlie Gibson: If you could be on the cover of any magazine, which would you chose and why?
  
  
• Charlie Gibson: What has been the most significant accomplishment in your life? Why?
  
  
• Charlie Gibson: At what point does a girl become a woman?
• Sarah Palin: When she gets pregnant.
  
  
• Charlie Gibson: What do you think about the growing number of foreign investments in the United States?
• Sarah Palin: I thinks it's great.
  
  
• Charlie Gibson: Do you consider yourself to be a giver or a taker? Why?
  
  
• Charlie Gibson: Who do you feel is the most popular person in the world (the United States, your state, your community, etc.)? Why?
  
  
• Charlie Gibson: What would you like to see done to improve the public’s understanding of the importance of organ donation? Why?
• Sarah Palin: Maybe have some comunity organizers work to get the message out.
  
  
• Charlie Gibson: How can we better promote volunteerism in America?
  
• Sarah Palin: Again community organizers.
  
  
• Charlie Gibson: What do you want to do in life?
  
  
• Charlie Gibson: What would you say is the biggest problem facing our educational system today? Why?
• Sarah Palin: No prayer in school and creationism.
  
  
• Charlie Gibson: What are the best qualities a parent could share with their children? Why?
  
  
• Charlie Gibson: If you showed me around your state (county, city, community, etc.), where would you take me? Why?
  
  
• Charlie Gibson: What do you expect to gain by participating in pageants er. I mean this election? Why?
  
  
• Charlie Gibson: Tell me about recreational activities in your state (community).
• Sarah Palin: We shoot wolves from helicopters a lot.
  
  
• Charlie Gibson: Tell me about cultural activities in your state (community).