Monday, May 04, 2009

Good News Everbody

Masturbation 3
Originally uploaded by bhk
Even though the masturbate-a-thon is over. It turns May is masturbation month. So carry on as usual everyone. Unless you are Catholic, then just don't because you will spreading aids and killing millions of babies.

Merry Masturbation Month :-)

Brothers and Sisters, Lovers and Sinners, Spankers and Wankers, Lovers and Friends: Come, Let Us Play…

May is National Masturbation Month, having been so declared by the Godmother of Masturbation herself, my mentor and friend, Dr. Betty Dodson. Why bother to have a National Masturbation Month here in the Mastubation Nation? Since just about everybody plays sexual solitaire at least sometimes, it's virtually the country’s—and the world’s--preferred leisure past time, regardless of the time of year, far more popular than playing football (either kind), blackjack or even the lottery.

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