Best Dancer Of The Year

This is what YouTube is for. Now I guess you should call it GooTube, Ooo don't that sound so dirty?

YouTube Community? wha wha whine

renetto, FilthyWhore, boh3m3, GregSolomon, loganq.

Currently the whine is about people asking for money. Some people don't know they can make wepages and embed videos about anything there and put as many links to wishlists and stick a bunch of paypal buttons all over and maybe even some google adsense.

Ok what this place is is a video hosting website not a commentary hosting site. Or should I say YouTube itself is nothing. What it is for is converting videos into embedable media that you don't need to set up your own server or some junk. These people are very funny, sometimes intentionally.

But ya know if they did turn it into some kind of community it would be nice. Of course these people would have to go hehehe.

Anyway it looks like the U will be going the way of Yahoo. Ads will be everyplace now to cash in on all the viewers. And that means they will have to make a communal thingy to make sure people stay around. They need a better way to sort the videos and the posters or channels. It has to be something on the subscribers end. Playlists are nice but they don't really offer much control. Plus if I put something on a playlist I am calling it a favorite.

Anyway I ain't checked over what I just wrote you know what was trying to say and all. So here look at this on-line model's video.

I Can See It Now Lots More Ads

Google rumor was true they bought YouTube.

I Wanna Play Video Games Again

Faking Orgasms

A Durex sex survey of 2003 found that a lot of Canadians fake orgasms. The survey found that 70% of women did so while 20% of men did the same.

Yep I have done it too. Sometimes you are with someone who will leave when you are done and things ain't going like you thought so you just call it. And then if you move the muscles that use to keep from going pee pee. They will make your weeny jump up and down a little. When they feel that ...

Every woman also knows there's nothing less erotic than a lover endlessly pounding away trying to get that elusive climax from her.

It's a subject that's been looked at closer in recent years. Sex books and experts now make it clear a good orgasm for a woman is clitoral, not vaginal, although there are some women who can have both.

Ok sex myth number ..., people don't cum at the same time. I would never fake it with somebody who was not just letting me have some. Sex partners get it? Ya ain't done until ya both get something out of it.

Memo From Hastert

SPEAKER DENNIS HASTERT DISPATCHES EMERGENCY MEMO TO CLARIFY COMMON CONGRESSIONAL TERMINOLOGY FOR HOUSE PAGES

n lieu of recent events, it is imperative that all pages be clear on their respective Representative's intent when communicating by e-mail, instant message or via traditional verbal form. Unfortunately, it is not uncommon for inexperienced and highly-expendable teenagers to misinterpret the sometimes ambiguous codes and complex shorthand used by Congressmen since the time of our great forefathers.

Below you will find a list of commonly misunderstood phrases, accompanied by their literal meanings. Please commit these translations to memory, as any alternate interpretations from this point forward will be considered a mistake on the part of the page and may result in disciplinary action up to and including premature termination and/or spanking.

Message: "R U hard?"
Translation: Be sure to get a receipt for the stamped mailings you sent to members of the League of Women Voters.

e.t.c...,

A must Read. And Don't forget if you are a page and want to report inappropriate behavior towards you by a congressman please call:

1-800-i-am-aformer-or-current-page-who-would-like-to-talk-about-
a-congressmen-approaching-me-for-or-having-sex-with-them-so-
pick-me-up-for-rendition-and-whisk-me-away-to-a-cia-secret-
prison-where-odly-enough-i-will-be-most-likely-sodmized-until-confess-
to-being-a-member-of-democratic-talybun

Hold Your Noses

Farting Video, sounds a bit runny and I think you see a wet spot on dere.