Witiling Down Your Wood

Do you know if penises shrink over time? I ask because I swear my penis (when erect) has shrunk in the past five years. Not by a large margin, but somewhere between 3/4 to a full inch. I'm 35 years old, am in good, good shape, I don't take steroids and I've been very careful handling knives and scissors while naked. So what's the deal? Is it a condition? My diet? The soy-based (i.e., estrogen-laced) hand cream I use to masturbate? I am a little perplexed. MICHAEL

Answer HERE.

But I say pounding your meat down will make it go down. Pulling on it will make it longer.

Puff The Magic Region

Me I like it naturally kinky. Nothing like a good bit of bush. I understand why people shave it down. But I don't think that people who insist that it must shaved even when it is not theirs don't. It's about showing more and more without showing it.

Now, if I had facial hair, I'd be that guy with the uneven beard who eventually has to shave it all off and start over. There's just something about shaving with an electric razor that makes you want to keep going. Next thing you know, there's much more gone than you'd planned.

But fear not! For pubic hair, I still have. I have: The Puff.

Please Avoid The Dark Brown M&Ms

No really they is actually rat dookey.

Health Violations Force M&M/Mars Factory To Close
Candy Factory Shut Down After Inspectors Find Feces, Fruit Flies

(CBS) CHICAGO The M&M/Mars candy manufacturing factory was shut down Thursday by the City Health Department after inspectors discovered a fruit fly infestation in the West Side building.

The factory at 2019 N. Oak Park Ave. -- which produces candies and Snickers bars -- was shut down after plant officials failed to comply with health violations issued last week, according to a release from the Health Department.

The factory was cited for a fruit fly infestation in the candy production area, and for overhead doors with gaps that allow rodents and insects inside, the release stated.

Thursday's inspection revealed Mars officials had not cleaned up the factory or taken steps to address the violations, which reclassified the violations from serious to critical, therefore forcing closure of the building.

CDPH inspectors also found mouse feces in the food processing area and several food items improperly stored on the floor -- they are required to be elevated, according to the release.

"This candy facility will remain closed until these health violations have been corrected," Terry Mason, City Health Commissioner, said in the release.

In addition to being closed down, M&M/Mars officials will have to explain their failures at an administrative hearing on July 27 and pay a fine expected to total $1,500, the release said.

This location is one of seven candy and snack factories for Masterfoods USA, which issued a statement Thursday evening:

"Masterfoods USA's Chicago plant has stopped production and is working with the city to immediately resolve questions following a routine inspection by the Chicago Department of Public Health today. Masterfoods USA is committed to upholding our stringent quality standards arid consumers can be assured that this brief stoppage will not impact the quality of our products. We expect to resume normal operations within 24 hours."

(CBS/STNG)

Hey, Brittany Ain't Bad Lookin

Never thought she was anything other than pretty. But man look at her on that cover she is really hott. I don't pay attention to the all the "pop will eat itself" comments about her. Mainly be cause I ain't a big fan of pop. And I hate it when a news broadcast includes celebrity gossip. But I gotta say I am surprised how the little person looks now. Yeah yeah a lot of air brushing and all. But still.

YouTuber Caught 'baiting Away

This guy says what's what and the twits respond. But he leaves out is. 30 seconds is the fair use rule. No really 30 seconds of a song or video from a copywriten source. And also that word of mouth advertising is a good thing. And as for adult content I think it should have a category that you can only get into with an age check. Personal submissions cool. But without some control it would all end up like Veoh was. Just full of porn clips. Its funny how many rubes there are out there. Tags like homemade, caught, webcam, amateur and schoolgirl will get you lots of views and lots of positive comments. I thought was supposed to be everywhere now. But still there are these people hitting on fake video posters.



YouTube has been making changes so they can stay on top of the video hosting game. During that, this, these time(s) a few things stopped working. A few things that they uniquely do and had just started. So people was panicking. Some people just like to be in a panic. Shirtless here was trying to say to everybody to just Cowboy The Fuck Up. Click on the video twice to be taken YouTube and view the response videos.

A Spunky Little Upgrade

I always used to feel so guilty about it. Back when I would not use a condom. They'd always make that face and with saliva that made for a large amount of um stuff. And you're usually someplace she can't just spit it out. Switching to flavored condoms and flavored lubes has helped but. You still will run into somebody who will hack and spit. That's right brings up a loogey like my weenie wrapper or maybe my pubes is activating her allergies.

There is UK company that is looking for taste testers for a new supplement to change what you taste like. But, don't they already have pills to change the taste of your spunk? "The test product is 100%", Hmm I guess the others have some pork in 'em.

The pill, which is taken as a twice-a-day for 30 days, claims to mask the traditionally salty taste of male ejaculate with a refreshing apple-like flavour. Successful applicants will take the pill for 30 days and will use an online blog to provide a blow-by-blow account of how the taste of their partner's sexual fluid changes.

It needs to be sour apple, a very tart sour apple.

WOW H e Looks So Much Like Her

Someone posted this pic of their day at the Gay Pride Parade in NY. I wonder if they know wiether this a Kathy Griffin impersonater or just somebody that came looking like her.

Did ya see her show where she drop trou'? um back end is nice.