Hmm, It Was Nice But...

I was hopping for the battery to explode.

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I wonder if there are other idiots putting lithium batteries in microwave ovens...

Facebook Backs Down, says Stupid Things As They do

"People over time need to come to appreciate that behavioral targeting reduces annoyance and clutter, when done properly," said Chuck Richard, lead analyst at market research firm Outsell Inc. "I don't think this is the way to do it, to spring it on people."

Spam is spam. People don't social "network" to talk about what they think people should be buying. Advertising will never play any different role that it does now.

They should work on being around but not intrusive. This crap is the fault of too many people getting into the business of spin. Somebody spun the job of adman up too much.

Countdown with Tom Tomorrow

This Modern World makes it on to Countdown.

Amtrak Still On Track

One of these days I will still do it. I will be in a sleeper on a Amtrak train Going out west. Another accident today.

My Luck Cotinues

rencher_buck2
Originally uploaded by SingletonFactory

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Crap! That Video Makes Ya Want To Puke

So there I was back 1980 something or another. I had just gotten into BBSing and found this one called Windy City BBS. It was a for paid subscription access one. But you could still download files and read some message areas.

So I for some .gif (jiff) files... adult .gif files and low and behold there are three of three people eating each others turds and stuff, um whatever.

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Proposed Causes
Coprophagia may result due to various medical problems. Primary among them are exocrine pancreatic insufficiency, pancreatitis, intestinal infections, malabsorptive syndromes, and over-feeding (especially high fat content diets). However, with the majority of these conditions, many other signs beside the coprophagia will be prominent, particularly diarrhea. Coprophagia is usually only a small aspect of these medical conditions.

I like it how these youths are reacting to the 2girls1cup and 2girls1finger videos. Paraphilia? Sort of I guess. I don't feel like looking up elimination fetishes. I will just stick to my masturbating women fetish thank you very much.

I am A Sucker

sucker fish
Originally uploaded by lahierophant

Woo Hoo I'm rich punks I won 500,000 pounds. Thats 1,031,350 bucks. And even though I don't remember playing the lottery hey, I won it so I'll just fill out the information and claim my prize. LUCKY ME!

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What can jebus do for me. Get rid of bush and all the democrats who support the institution over the constitution.

And he can get me a nice place to live so I can get back shagging, or he can get rid of the idiots who chase the cam women offline. Feel free to write my friend and ask him to pray for me. But remember don't use your ISP email go make free one at yahoo.

Boom..., Shuffle It's Called Boom..., Shuffle OK

Thats my playlist I am there as Pharaoh90 add to my track list.

STUDENTS: A CHALLENGE FOR YOU

Well...

Some Music For Sunday

According To South Park

You should not buy guitar hero but instead get some game about some assassin.






Writers strike, their running commercials now. Oh and Al Qaeda are gonna take the Internet down Nov. 11, 2007.

BUll SHit

BUll SHit
Originally uploaded by drewsta

FBI: Al Qaeda may strike Chicago mall.

Whoops!

L.A. terrorist threat discounted.

Asian Love Dolls

Tabloid Tidbits: Love doll photo contest a Dutch wife treat

One of Japan's more innovative companies has come up with a photo contest that is frankly full of hot air -- and the organizers wouldn't have it any other way, judging from Nikkan Gendai (10/24).

Orient Industry, purveyor of plastic love dolls that the Japanese once universally referred to as "Dutch wives," is calling on owners of the sex aids to submit snapshots of their silicone sweethearts.

Nikkan Gendai says Orient is hosting the Candy Girl Photo Contest to mark its 30th anniversary of operations.

Previous photo contests the love doll maker has organized have seen entries where the blow-up babes have been posed portrait-style, dressed up in all sorts of costumes or adorned with expensive make-up. The lowbrow afternoon daily says expectations of high quality surround the current contest.

One love doll snapper will be rewarded with a cash prize of 200,000 yen (1,775.73 USD) if their work is judged the winner, while the Candy Girl Photo Contest runner-up will be able to claim 100,000 yen (887.94 USD) in cash.

The doll in the photo is from Orient Industry.

Rabbit Recycling

15 Rabbits - Nov 1st
Originally uploaded by killaypetshop

See how the rabbit vibrator sex toys from LoveHoney's Rabbit Amnesty are recycled. Today they're rabbits, tomorrow they're garden benches, car doors and bathtubs!

So Jesus Was, Black?

Naked Chocolate Jesus The Proposition.

Living In Porno World

What is she licking?
Originally uploaded by DIgital DI

All Righty I have said this in my head and in chat a few times. But reading this article makes my believe more. Those dudes have no real contact with women. And think every woman on cam is like the ones in the pornos they watch way too much of.

Pornographic positions

(1) all women at all times want sex from all men;
(2) women like all the sexual acts that men perform or demand; and
(3) any woman who does not at first realize this can be easily turned with a little force. Such force is rarely necessary, however, for most of the women in pornography are the “nymphomaniacs” that men fantasize about.

[...]

It really is that simple because pornography is that formulaic. Whatever the level of plot and character development, the focus is on the sexual acts, and those acts proceed in predictable fashion. In the more sedate features, a short period of the man performing oral sex on the woman is followed by a longer period of her performing oral sex on him, followed by vaginal penetration in a variety of positions. In some features, vaginal will be followed by anal penetration, before the “cum shot” or “money shot” — the man ejaculating onto the woman’s body or into her mouth. The vocalizations in features vary somewhat. Women almost always ask/beg the men to fuck them, often encouraging them to penetrate them harder. The men’s performance can vary from relatively benign vocalizations of their pleasure to the more aggressive “take this /you know you want it” script.

In gonzo, those same acts are featured, but typically are performed in rougher fashion, often with more than one man involved, and with more explicitly denigrating language that marks women as sluts, whores, cunts, nasty bitches, etc. In gonzo there also is an expanded repertoire of sexual acts, including several distinctive sex practices that are, if not unique to pornography, certainly far more prevalent in pornography than in the world off camera. Those include the double penetration, double anal, double vag, and ass-to-mouth.

I Need To Open A Store

Why we're happy to go naked in public

Rachael, a former student at Lewis Girls’ School, Ystrad Mynach, and A-level student at University of Glamorgan, is mum to Ethain, 20 months. She says: “My brother Craig came up and told me about the competition because he had seen it in our local newspaper.

“I’ve always been confident with my body really. I modelled in just a bra in Newport town centre with another girl when I was younger – I put it all down to experience.

“I would love to do more modelling. Since becoming pregnant, I haven’t been able to go for many modelling competitions, but this was a laugh. The only time I thought, ‘Shall I do this?’ was when I was driving down there.

“My ex-boyfriend Andrew Dunphy told me I looked nice enough even though I was pregnant and encouraged me to go down there and do it. I think he was a bit shocked when I actually did.”

Rachael bought jeans, shoes, top, cardigan and jeans for her brother Craig with her vouchers. She and Craig drove there with Ethain and Craig’s three-year-old daughter Courtenay.

Oh Happy Day

Soon you will be able to use a laptop as portable DVD player...

PCs could run multiple operating systems

User will be able to boot in a few seconds straight into the DVD player, skipping the longer Windows startup, or switch to the DVD player from Windows. If Windows is running at the same time, it can be put in sleep mode, prolonging battery life.

Laptops with a media player separate from Windows already exist, but the players don't run parallel to Windows (you have to boot into the player, then shut it down and boot into Windows to switch tasks).

No this must be a good thing and not more lateral development. I am just missing the point.

Oprah Will Be Just Another Drop In The Bucket On YouTube

Her real objective to being on YouTube is to be able to watch stuff on YouTube and ad content to her TV show period.

And kids, Don't Do Drugs

O YouTube Channel

All Your Youtube Belong To.. No comments for Oprah. She ain't come to YouTube to hang out with you. You don't talk to Oprah, Oprah talks to you. And then you go buy whatever book she's pimping.

About the dispatcher. What the fuck does fatness have to do with being a dick.

Catty but, he needs to learn to self edit better....

Catty

But no real claws on this one.

Your Pretty And You're Hott

past april follies
Originally uploaded by fotogail

It's okay to shake your booty, Dancing is a social thing. Just because you do it on YouTube that don't make you a whore. And as far as getting attention goes. You'd get more if you are an ass to people because they are video blogging.












And sperm comes from tube steak. I think once you taste the meat it don't matter if you swallow. So no you are not a vegan.

So They Selling Booty On Ebay?

I am sorry but, that is what it looks like to me. I heard google had some image mix ups with news stories. But, I think maybe something went all wacky with their adsense images too.

Oh Snap!

Success with popping it video

Webcam Virgin Black Kitty

First time for everybody

Tainted Halloween Treat?

A smoothie MilkyWay bar.

Yes This Is Interesting

KRAP ch69 News:

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