Sunday, March 16, 2008

Hand Picked By Putin

Is this why Putin picked him? So he could get laid?

Boning For Medvedev

On Friday,(like Feb. 29, 08) a group of Russian performance artists stripped off their clothes and started fucking in the middle of Moscow's Biology Museum in an act they called "Fuck For Medvedev!" (Actually they used the word "cub" as a play on Medvedev's name, which means "bear" in Russian.)

The performance artists are from a group called "Voina." They managed to gather a few photographers and a banner, popped a bunch of Viagra, and fucked on the floor for about 10 minutes before getting thrown out. As you'll see in the photos, one of the chicks was pregnant, making this an "extreme hardcore" show. The dudes are hilarious looking, real porn star types, especially this one hairy little bald dude who looks like Isaac Babel, and the flabby dude with the ponytail. There must be some skank requirement for the International Performance Artists' Guild...

I will be holding a fuck for Obama activity in my basement soon. Ok there wont be a lot of press. And there might not even be anyone there but me... But they popped viagra. Dude can you imagine being hauled away by the cops while sporting a boner?

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