Going Commando

There is a new Lindsy Lohan has new coochie shot but I can't find it uncensored. But ya gotta ask the question. Why do they take these pictures and act like the women are being sluty? There is a big gap between wanting some dick or whatever and letting freedom ring.

The revolution has been successfully put down.

U.S. New DST Time Change Settings Screws Everything Up

You computer clock and your cell phone had its time reset OK. Your blog, forums, and worldclocks have not.

Lego My Plumber

Mario Bros. Lego
Uploaded by Bibi-de-Bibopof

Rupert Murdoch

Couldn't pull this off.

Insult Alien

The concept of comedy is alien to this fellow.

There are 18 killer jabs he could have taken on the first 10 secs of this:

.xxx And Silly Things Heard In A Toilette

.xxx Vote Next Week

The decision ultimately could hinge on whether ".xxx" has the support of the adult-entertainment industry — and many porn sites have been strongly opposed.

"One of the criteria is that it (must) have general support among the industry it's supposed to serve, and it does not," said Mark Kernes, a board member with the industry trade group Free Speech Coalition. "I have not met one single webmaster or adult video producer that is in favor of `.xxx,' and I've met a lot of them."

Porn sites are largely concerned that the domain name, while billed as voluntary, would make it easier for governments to later mandate its use and "essentially ghettoize sexual information on the Web," Kernes said.

First off information porn is not. And I think having a clearly marked red light district is a good thing. Advise columns would not suddenly end up in the .xxx side of things unless they were about really cool ways to have better anal sex. In a you must now try this detailed sort of way.

Q. Shouldn't ".xxx" be mandatory then?

A. Mandating the domain's use would raise significant problems, namely how to define pornography. Should any site with nudity be classified? What about artistic or educational sites, such as ones on breast feeding? And who should decide, given conflicts between pornography and speech laws around the world? Even if those issues are resolved, such a requirement wouldn't stop pornography entirely: A child could simply type in the equivalent numeric address to reach a porn site directly.

Silly. The domain is there to be used by choice not assigned out of fear.

Here Ninjas. And News Corp, NBC, Viacom Have...

Why YouTube Will Fail

What the fuck!

Why News Corp Will Fail

Because they can't top this. And this is why YouTube is what it is and not what they claim it to be.

They Knew!

Dead Cat
Originally uploaded by Messiah Divine.

Holly shit! I completely missed this. Those assholes knew the found was poisoned and sold it anyway damn way.

Dawn Majerczyk, 43, said her orange tabby, Phoenix, fell sick last week just two days after he ate a single package of Special Kitty. It is one of 95 cat and dog food brands recalled by Menu Foods of Canada. Friday's recall came two weeks after nine cats died during routine company taste tests of its products, the Food and Drug Administration said.

I guess they figured yeah, but they really seemed to enjoy the taste of our product.

I have had cats the have died over the years after being sick. suddenly. Now I am beginning to wonder about pet foods. I guess it's time to start making our own.

Okay Now I am

Sick of booty videos.



At least ways the ones what only have a booty in them. I mean come on now stop being so one dimensional. Dancing involves more than just a behind wiggling to and fro.

It's The People Generated Content Stupid

[insert joke about missing the point]

News Corp and NBC plan to put their crappy movies and TV shows online. They the reason YouTube is so popular is because of little clips of their shows being on there. When in fact someone might see something there and start watching their crappy shows on TV.

But nope, these out of touch with reality corporation idiots think that people are only on the internet to get stuff that they can get on TV and the radio already. They just have to have control of it all.

The Internet video market is key to the future of media and will be vast enough to accommodate competition, analysts said. But one missing element they noted is the ability for users to upload their own videos -- a function that has made YouTube so popular with the younger audience.

"There's plenty of room for multiple players," said Richard Greenfield of Pali Capital.

"It's still not clear how user-generated content is going to fit in and it's still not clear that all of these companies won't do a deal with Google over time," he said.

YouTube can still distinguish itself with its popular tools for users to share homemade, as well as professionally produced, material.
[...]
While free to viewers, the site will be paid for by advertising and has already signed on marketers Cadbury Schweppes Plc, Cisco Systems Inc. and General Motors Corp..

I think this a clip from that west wing show.

Like I have said. Here they come to make sure no matter what you viewing or listening is something of theirs. I like the fact that they consider YouTube to be a rival and yet the article doesn't point out the fact YouTube ain't a TV or radio station or newspaper.

And My Cracpot Theory

PETA is behind the pet food poisonings. They don't believe you should have animals as pets. Or it was the number one terrorist organization BushCo.

Sex Toy TV!

I don't know what it is or how to work it but I want it. Be an uniformed impulse shopper no more. LoveHoney has it all covered now. With the launch of their Sex Toys TV you can find out how to use that thing the right way. Or go yep I knew that was just very silly. Someone at LoveHoney in search of words called it the QVC for sex toys. Nope just a few clips of devices with some being demonstrated by clothed actors.

Ya know, it would be kinda cool if somebody did a home shopping network thing for "adult" stuff. No porno, I mean like back in the beginning the shopping channels would have lingerie for sale at valentines and mothers day. They never let the models wear anything that was hot and even then covered it all up. And the things they figured was too revealing they demonstrated on torso mannequins. Leave out the porno and the affected voice overs and that would be a great channel.

Advise for cheap bastards like me and oh, hey I thats why she likes to keep her pants on. The G-spot link helps keep the womans legs together while in the missionary position. Pulling and keeping the pants down around the ankles, same thing.

Larry Bud Melman

Calvert DeForest 1921 - 2007

Two things. The day you could say son-of-a-bitch on TV. Him as the peanut salesman in the stands of a tennis match getting hit by the tennis racket. And him giving advice to the woman about her man, "the smell of men enjoying themselves".

I miss that guy and the days when Letterman had some strange and interesting people. But hey the 80's and early 90's have ended. What you going to do?

Oh Looky

Moms Having Sex

Or is that moms playing catch? Another kink in the idea that women don't have an equal sex drive.

Horny Women

Horny Devil
Originally uploaded by maapu.

Don't Exist...?

She's Gotta Have It

So it made me want to cry when I read your column about Joan Sewell's book I'd Rather Eat Chocolate: Learning to Love My Low Libido. How could you write these words: "And I'm saddened to report that, according to Sewell... there's no such thing as a woman who wants sex constantly. They don't exist." Sure, you put the phrase, "according to Sewell" in there, but you NEVER ONCE mentioned that there are tons of sex-crazed women out there.

Most women prefer mediocre sex, men's trouble with sex leads to crisis

Women have high expectations for nearly every area of their lives, but when it comes to sex, they settle for less.

And most women keep their dissatisfaction with sex a secret, leaving their partners (let alone their doctors) in the dark, said Anita Clayton, a psychiatrist who focuses on women’s sexuality at the University of Virginia Health System.

“Whereas men, if they have trouble with sex, it’s a crisis. They run to the doctor and say ‘I need something for this.’ Women don’t do that. They just sort of stuff it down and push it further down on the list,” Clayton said.

Sex education for adults. Covering the how tos and what to do when it don't. Imagine something like those shows that where on HBO and Showtime. Not the Real Sex show where they had people having group sex therapy.

But nothing will help not wanting sex and then projecting for all woman kind a lack of need for sex. Sort of reinforcing the belief that females are just her to catch. Note even when saying yes they want sex. It is seen as strong desire to be a catcher.

People Are Still Having Casual Sex

Casual sex?
Originally uploaded by MauritsV.

'Unhooked' connects with debate on casual sex

Stepp's controversial new book on the "hookup culture" of casual sex among young people _ not to be confused with the 40-something version of meeting for lunch or a movie _ has attracted its share of criticism. Some, like McDonnell, say it overstates the emotional damage done to young, ambitious college women who decide they want sex but are too busy and achievement-oriented for committed relationships.

On the other hand, there is Tasha Studeny, 22, a former nursing student, who said the book is right on target. She went through her own phase of hooking up once she graduated from high school.

"You do it because you're lonely, because it makes you feel good, and because it's easy to do, if you're not looking for long-term relationships," she said. "But I found myself always feeling 100 percent worse about myself afterward. After about six months, I made a conscious decision to stop."

Such mixed reviews don't faze Stepp, 55, who said she has received a handful of negative responses but also more than 100 e-mails from young people _ and their parents _ who, she said, "said, 'Thank God someone finally said this.'

Ever since I was old enuff to be out without letting anyone know my plans. I have been having casual sex. I think more people need to get familiar with the concept of sex among friends. Different name, hanging and bang or whatever. But nothing new. Its just funny how people refuse to believe things have been discussed before.

Too Little Too Annoying

One of the most annoying things about YouTube is the fact that when a video ends. The video player offers up similar videos. Since the player is a flash object you can't open the videos in a new tab.


Me I end going back and forth looking at all the vid's. Here is a little question. How do you end up with different videos than the related videos that are the side?

Okay So Now - beta

I need to get a web page to go along with my blog and install a chat room or use twiter. Then I'll be all web 2.0

Online Videos by Veoh.com

Help Stop The Goths

Barely Clothed Goth Girls
Originally uploaded by ChatOmbre.

How'd I miss this one? Money was given for a program to Combat Goth Culture. And that 132k of it was returned do to lack of interest.

But $132,000 of the grant was returned because officials never found much of a problem with the Goth culture, which some students called a fad that most people eventually outgrow.

Slightly more than $118,000 of the money was earmarked for therapy, assessment and case management, and the plans also included a series of town meetings to discuss the issue.

"It never happened because referring someone for looking, acting Goth is not a concept that ever got imbedded in people's heads," project manager Allyce Ford said of the therapy proposal.

Word

George Bush isn’t some conservative poseur, he’s the proverbial student that’s become the master.

Why Just Plain

Just the ingredients click links to see the directions.

Balinese Cucumber Salad
3 tablespoons peanuts, dry roasted, coarsely chopped
1 cucumber, European
OR
1 large regular cucumber
1/4 sweet onion, large, such as Vidalia
3 tablespoons rice vinegar
1 1/2 tablespoon sugar, or more to taste
1/2 teaspoon salt, or more to taste

Paula Deens' Cold Cucumber Salad
2 cucumbers
1 teaspoon kosher salt
1 teaspoon white vinegar
1/2 cup mayonnaise
1/4 cup sour cream
1 tablespoon chopped fresh dill
Freshly ground black pepper

Cilantro Cucumber Salad
2 cucumbers
2 tablespoons fresh lime juice
1 teaspoon chili powder
1/4 teaspoon salt
1 tablespoon chopped fresh cilantro


The thing is, is that I don't think that video is speed up.

Donate To The Save Deadbeatt Fund

Foreign TV What The Fuck. I need to gets me a satellite.

I Miss The Old Nero

I want the old interface that nero 5 had. I like being able to create multiple CDs by dragging and dropping files from the side file browser. It is the never having to reopen it things part I like. And the way the created burns cascade like that. I have burner drive for one reason. Getting stuff off my hard drive.

But they are trying be your "solution" for your business created CD and DVDs. Its all slick and fancy interface crap and base practical functionality. "Nero Mobile – Transforms your mobile phone into a mobile media center", that is just stupid. Nero 7 is just a lot of garbage. I really don't this idea that you have to try and do everything with one bit of software. They should make two different things then. A burner program, and a multimedia nightmare thing.

And what the hell is up with there Spanish/Portuguese website?

World Clocks Did Not Keep Up With New Time Change

World Clock never sprung ahead

Just happen to use my phones world clock to try to know when an internet broadcast would be live. Thought I had it all figured out when I look at the other time zones I found I didn't. Chicago is still on the old time but the clock in the phone was updated.

I did the over the air programing thing to see if it would change. Nope. Now I need to find me an world clock program that did keep track with the DST time change and has an alarm too. Really need and alarm. I can be siting squat right here at ma machine and miss shows. I know I probably need to use some the to do list functions of the stuff I already have.

Oh and come to think to remember it. My phones time changed before 2am. I don't when exactly or close to exactly because I only looked it to see how close it to time change time minutes before. And thats when I noticed it was already 3:50 something.

Candy

Lawyer bares breasts giving evidence in trial

Ashcroft and a riske-looking Lady Justice
Originally uploaded by Brite Lights photos.

Janet Robertshawe, 36, was yesterday called as a defence witness in the trial of an alternative health professional accused of indecently assaulting three female patients.

The man, whose name and specific occupation are suppressed, is accused of touching the breasts of two of the women and the breast and genitalia of the other during massage treatment.

If it is a massage, and your naked, and I am massaging you, and feel uncomfortable. Leaving aside my drooling, and heavy breathing, and that strange guteral laugh of mine... How do you get yourself accused of inappropriate touching during a massage. Okay maybe it was deep tissue genitalia massage???

The accused then began the treatment, undoing Mrs Robertshawe's bra early in the procedure.

She was moved onto her left side, facing the jury, as the accused continued the vigorous deep tissue massage treatment.

The movement exerted on Ms Robertshawe's body shook her bra free and a towel covering her frequently fell down, exposing her breasts to the court.

After about 10 minutes, the jury was asked to retire while the massage table was packed up. The accused was still massaging Mrs Robertshawe as the jury was led from the court.

Mrs Robertshawe, fully clothed, later gave evidence from the witness box. She said she was referred to the accused in 1998 for treatment on a back complaint, and has received more than 40 treatments from him since.

Okay, got it now. They didn't know what they were getting into. Unless he a the deep tissue genital thing.

'Nude' hostesses on hand to frolic under the sakura

FLOWER LINE
Originally uploaded by purejapan.

It's that time of year again, when kindred souls gather under cherry trees to gaze upon the blossoms in contemplation of the delicate beauty and transience of life

Of course, the flower-viewing ritual, called "hanami," wouldn't be complete without vast amounts of booze and a high-octane party atmosphere.

This year, says Shukan Post, male revelers can look forward to another enhancement to the hanami experience -- "nude companions," who are invariably young, female and "nude."

The women, who are basically hostesses for hire, aren't actually nude but wear thin skin-colored body suits. Strategic markings on the suits can make the wearer, from a distance, at least, appear naked.

"Topless" versions of the suits entered the national consciousness after a group of dancers wore them last New Year's Eve during "Kohaku Uta Gassen," the annual singing contest program on NHK. They provoked a flood of angry calls to the national broadcaster, which apologized.

Okay, my comment is why don't plant me some cherry trees damn me.

Alberto Gonzales

village kids, so poor but very happy and kind.
Originally uploaded by Roy Chen-Campbell.

We Were So Poor

Four well-dressed men sitting together at a vacation resort. "Farewell
to Thee" being played in the background on Hawaiian guitar.

Michael Palin: Ahh.. Very passable, this, very passable.
Graham Chapman: Nothing like a good glass of Chateau de Chassilier wine, ay Gessiah?

Terry Gilliam: You're right there Obediah.

Eric Idle: Who'd a thought thirty years ago we'd all be sittin' here drinking Chateau de Chassilier wine?

MP: Aye. In them days, we'd a' been glad to have the price of a cup o' tea.

GC: A cup ' COLD tea.

EI: Without milk or sugar.

TG: OR tea!

MP: In a filthy, cracked cup.

EI: We never used to have a cup. We used to have to drink out of a rolled up newspaper.

GC: The best WE could manage was to suck on a piece of damp cloth.

TG: But you know, we were happy in those days, though we were poor.

MP: Aye. BECAUSE we were poor. My old Dad used to say to me, "Money
doesn't buy you happiness."

EI: 'E was right. I was happier then and I had NOTHIN'. We used to
live in this tiiiny old house, with greaaaaat big holes in the roof.

GC: House? You were lucky to have a HOUSE! We used to live in one
room, all hundred and twenty-six of us, no furniture. Half the
floor was missing; we were all huddled together in one corner for
fear of FALLING!

TG: You were lucky to have a ROOM! *We* used to have to live in a
corridor!

MP: Ohhhh we used to DREAM of livin' in a corridor! Woulda' been a
palace to us. We used to live in an old water tank on a rubbish
tip. We got woken up every morning by having a load of rotting
fish dumped all over us! House!? Hmph.

EI: Well when I say "house" it was only a hole in the ground covered
by a piece of tarpolin, but it was a house to US.

GC: We were evicted from *our* hole in the ground; we had to go and
live in a lake!

TG: You were lucky to have a LAKE! There were a hundred and sixty
of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road.

MP: Cardboard box?

TG: Aye.

MP: You were lucky. We lived for three months in a brown paper bag in
a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six o'clock in the
morning, clean the bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down
mill for fourteen hours a day week in-week out. When we got home,
out Dad would thrash us to sleep with his belt!

GC: Luxury. We used to have to get out of the lake at three o'clock in
the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of hot gravel, go to
work at the mill every day for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad
would beat us around the head and neck with a broken bottle, if we
were LUCKY!

TG: Well we had it tough. We used to have to get up out of the shoebox
at twelve o'clock at night, and LICK the road clean with our tongues.
We had half a handful of freezing cold gravel, worked twenty-four
hours a day at the mill for fourpence every six years, and when we
got home, our Dad would slice us in two with a bread knife.

EI: Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night,
half an hour before I went to bed, (pause for laughter), eat a lump
of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill
owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home,
our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our graves
singing "Hallelujah."

MP: But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't
believe ya'.

ALL: Nope, nope..

Monty Python is better at it than AG: HERE.

Update:

Mixed or Single-Sex School?

Mixed or Single-Sex School?
Originally uploaded by danbri.

You know you are spenindig why too much time at school when you are comfortable enough to have sex their.

Huffington Post blogger Sally Kohn Says...

What a world we live that it will never go away. I am talking about how people with really bad memories will remember their childhood with kids these days.

A reader comments:
Not being a US citizen - how old is a sixth grader? If it's twelve then I'm sorry it's Not OK in My Book. I don't approve - but I don't have a clue how to stop it either. When pre-pubescent kids are raised on a diet of music videos where their music idols are bumping and grinding like $2 Crack Whores then it's no wonder that young girls these days wanna show just how 'grownup' they are by matching their peers behaviour. (oh for the days when simple cigarette smoking was delinquent enough) School is a tribal battlefield where the ante is constantly raised. A few years back it was oral 'favours' but now it seems they're going the whole hog.

What's next: 12 year olds doing strip videos on YouTube to show how 'cool' they are? Try searching 'Hips Don't Lie' on YouTube and see what you get. You'll see plenty of amatuer bumping and grinding from that 12 year old's not much older sister ...

I know I sound like a redneck but I'm actually a liberal. A liberal with a 5 y.o. daughter who sees dark clouds on the horizon but knows he can't control the weather ...

I wonder if people realize that there are cultures where people run around nude or ornamentally clothed. And there is no little kids run wild. What makes kids run wild is lack supervision. It takes more than emulating a music video to make somebody have any kind of sex. Which in 6th grade I am sure it ain't really something you could call sex. But if you keep saying things like kids these days and giving out scapegoat your way out of any responsibility card statements like the above exaggerations. I mean really if you want to shake your hips you are akin to a two dollar prostitute.

But it's nice to know he is one Youtube searching for them.

World Naked Bike Ride - London

World Naked Bike Ride - London
Originally uploaded by Tamsin Williams.

Naked cyclists decry a bum rap

The vulnerability of cyclists on the road was highlighted in one of the world's "oldest forms of protest" when 70 riders bared their bodies in Golden Bay on Saturday.

Unlike last year, when 200 people signed a petition to try to stop the event, there was no organised protest against the fourth annual World Naked Bike Ride from Tarakohe to Pohara.

However, one passing motorist in a van shouted at cyclists: "Get your clothes on!". The children in the back seat of the van were covering their eyes with their hands.

Well I can't ride a bike and I would have to travel too far to get the neighborhood it happens in here in Chicago.

Isn't That How It Always Is

Bay to Breakers 2006
Originally uploaded by inekeB.

Or at least how women feel? A bunch of dudes ready to go... Or is it ain't that how it always is your ready but she's not?

Anyway I am jealous that there are no public nudity events in Chicago aside from..., next post.

People to stand naked in name of art

Male nude with tree
Originally uploaded by JeroenWillekens.

BERKELEY - A large group of nude people will pose among the threatened oak trees at UC Berkeley on Saturday in the name of art.

At least six protesters have been living in the trees since Dec. 2, protesting UC Berkeley's plan to raze the oaks and build a $125 million sports training facility at the edge of Memorial Stadium.

On Saturday between 10 a.m. and noon, Bay Area photographer Jack Gescheidt, who creates portraits of trees and unclothed people together, said he expects a "very large group to participate" in a photo shoot.

Okay, so I had this thought about being somewhere here in IL where they are taking down treen because of the bugs. And I would be walking by as they unearth some truffles. Ya know they are found around oaks right?

Aniki

Big Brother in other places is kinda wild eh.

Big brother forced
Uploaded by bre8818

They Just Want To Kill It

Okay, so a lot of videos they post get very low rate forcing them to come to terms with the fact that. People are not on the internet looking for the same old crap that is on TV.

But wait, people have clips from TV. So that means the reason they are not watching TV is because they are getting little clips for free. All right lets sue YouTube.

Viacom in $1 bln copyright suit vs Google, YouTube

Sumner Redstone-controlled Viacom has been the most vocal critic of YouTube as it sought to negotiate payment for use of its media programming.

NBC Universal and News Corp. (NYSE:NWSA - news) have also criticized YouTube's copyright protection policies but stopped short of taking legal action.

YouTube does not prevent copyrighted content from being uploaded onto its site, but it will take material down if contacted by copyright owners.

"YouTube's strategy has been to avoid taking proactive steps to curtail the infringement on its site, thus generating significant traffic and revenues for itself while shifting the entire burden -- and high cost -- of monitoring YouTube onto the victims of its infringement," Viacom said in a statement.

Yes the high cost of having somebody search by keywords for videos. I know it cost me like $250,000 to find those booty shaking videos. Its not that they don't get social networking. Its that they just are going to go after and kill anything that seems to be competition.

I would like to see them prove that video hosting sites make their money, if any, off little clips from TV and movies.

Conservative Nanny State

IMGP5548
Originally uploaded by mikek.

WASHINGTON - Attention owners of primitive TVs: If you still use an antenna to watch "American Idol," your picture will disappear at midnight on Feb. 17, 2009, unless you buy something called a digital converter box.

No one knows how much these boxes, which have yet to be produced, will cost. But the government will help you pay for them, at least until the money runs out.

The reason millions of TVs will be rendered obsolete is a government mandate for broadcasters to convert their signals from old-style analog to new-style digital.

The agency responsible for overseeing distribution of the converter boxes, the National Telecommunications and Information Administration, explained Monday how the program is supposed to work.

Every household, regardless of whether it needs a box, will be eligible to receive two coupons worth $40 each that can be used to buy two converter boxes. The coupons must be requested between Jan. 1, 2008 and March 31, 2009.

Congress, in the Deficit Reduction Act of 2005, set aside $1.5 billion to pay for the coupon program. Initially, $990 million will be used to pay for coupons and cover administrative costs, which are capped at $110 million.

You have to upgrade your TV set, or else. And makers of convert boxes get a ton of money. But the digital cable box we have only play some of the digital channels while others we need to get a digital TV for. Conservative Nanny State.

Comedian Suicide

Richard Jeni dead from gunshot wound to the face. Not very funny.

Cuteness

She doesn't do anything nasty for your fantasies, she's why too young to know about that anyway. But here is your chance to be a real Mack. A real "gives" not lends or ask for anything in return for money.

She is smart so that ain't her paypal account so don't stupid. If you don't want to be a stand up fellow then nobody needs to know why. And the reason I gave is because she is cute as so is this Save BunnyMurderx3 With Money. maybe she'll by herself a sandwich or something with it.

Put Down That Booze And Them Drugs

Take a moment and watch the Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show

Sometimes you have to just let things get strange to get round to some funny. subscribe to them too.

I Had This Thought

Several years ago that someday someone would try and kill sex education in schools by bringing in porn and trying to pass it off as sex ed. material.

Jonathan Stacks, campaign manager for Illinois Campaign for Responsible Sex Education, gasped when he heard the details of the 'frequently asked questions' read aloud in the 8th grade class. He said the material was not age-appropriate, and never should have been taught without discussing such sensitive material with parents first.

'This is really getting into the aspect of pleasure ... and the mechanics of how to have good sex,' Stacks said. 'It goes way beyond what the national medical associations recommend for a comprehensive program.'

Stacks said most Illinois schools shy away from teaching anything but abstinence, AIDS and human development, which is what is mandated by state standards. Though his organization advocates going beyond abstinence and discussing some sexual issues and contraception more openly with teens, Stacks said, 'It's really important we don't go to the other extreme.'

So with this story I am going to have to cry, shenanigans! I don't believe for one moment that you would make a student do something that makes them uncomfortable and it being about sex too, without meaning to.

Principal Stephan Harman said the teacher made a serious mistake in judgment by giving the students the handout and having them read the material aloud. Harman said the teacher told him 'he didn't read it thoroughly enough.'

The four-page handout was printed from a British Web site called avert.org. The site promotes an international organization that seeks to educate the public about AIDS and HIV prevention. Among other information, the site offers two links about sex--one 'mainly for young people' and the other one titled 'general questions about sex.'

The teacher made the printout from the 'general questions' link, which is explicit and covers 'G-spots,' orgasms, anal sex, sexual positions and a how-to guide on masturbation. The information for young people covered more standard material on dating, peer pressure, contraception and sexually transmitted diseases.

These supposed questions are reflecting people who are having sexual relations and are old enough to ask the how am I doing queries. Don't see the point in the class having to read the questions aloud...

Help Me

I just don't get stuff like this.

FROM STNG WIRE REPORTS

A man flying in from Turkey Friday afternoon with a layover at O'Hare International Airport decided to allegedly meet with a 14-year-old girl he had chatted with on the Internet. Unfortunately for the man, the girl he thought he was communicating with was actually an officer with the Cook County Sheriff's police.

Members of the Cook County Sheriff's Police Child Exploitation Unit arrested Benerto M. Angel, 41, without incident as he was de-boarding his flight from Turkey, according to Cook County Sheriff's police spokeswoman Penny Mateck.

The engineer, originally from Anchorage, Alaska, had been communicating through the Internet with a girl he believed to be 14-years-old for two weeks, Mateck said. The man had arranged with the girl to meet him at the international terminal after 2:20 p.m., and the minor was to give him oral sex.

Angel was supposed to have a 3.5-hour layover at O'Hare before flying to Seattle, Washington, Mateck said. Mateck didn't know whether the two were planning to leave the airport with each other or attempt fulfill the sexual act in the airport.

Angel is being held at the Cook County Sheriff's police headquarters in Maywood.

He is set to appear for a Bond hearing Saturday morning at the Cook County Criminal Courthouse.

Aren't there places you can go for this over there? Is that in? That this sort of thing happens with local and national governments either turning a blind eye or are in on it. But anyway why in the world would you think you can do this? What are these cops saying to these dudes that makes them toss all reason and common sense out the window.

Here in the U.S. when we are kids we have lots of people that we have to account for our time to. You would have to be in a really bad situation otherwise. And then you wouldn't be on the internet trying to hook up with men for sex.

Becasue Idiots Don't Have A Point

Ever!

Virgin Territory. BRING A PHOTO ID
& CLEAN UNDERWEAR

Okay here is the setup. Some dudes who are "virgins" try and make it with women with have a to soon happy ending. All right give us the story line. Huh, what that is the story.

I would ask why a show like this would make sense to these people win I suspect they don't even go that deep in thinking about it. 18 - 34 yrs. old? Ain't that a target audience age range rather a I'm sure we'll find some virgins in there somewhere? If you are a person willing to be on a show like this then you have most likely been around the bend a few times already.

If they would try for a comedy non reality, reality TV show fine I would give them that. It would still be a horrible show and all. But enough with the TV for idiots who still believe in the tragic lantern.

This is like a wish gone bad. You have just one and you really want something dirty but at the same time interesting and more than just trouser stimulation. Instead you get this. And not only is it something that you wont like but. It will probably keep anything good away from happening anytime soon.

American Idol

I say take the idol off of the name. Unless it turns into the Japanese idol type of show where its all around talent..., not just singing.


Potential career in the toilette or can she go the way of the girl in the blow job pic's? She should since it turns out they used by American idol to generate interest ion the show. I still have no interest in the show.

WTF!

What the hell is up? Or am I only seeing those google ads when I view my own blog? Sorry for luring all you little kids here so I could touch your peepees. Please seek counseling and filters to keep my unwanted advances away.

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Sex Or Pizza

heather
Originally uploaded by www.thejerk.org.

When eating pizza is better than sex

You've heard it before -- even bad sex is good sex, right?

Those words, I suspect, often come spilling out of the mouths of men, as they did earlier this week.
[...]
"Bad sex isn't worth adding another notch in the belt for," I said, recalling a horrifying experience when I'd put the brakes on part way through to order a Hawaiian pizza.

The foreplay was so lacklustre, I couldn't justify completing the task.

But you can justify pinapple on pizza? Oh this is just being mean.

One woman, however, didn't need to fake an orgasm. That's because she didn't even know she was having sex!

"I didn't know until he was finished," the 30-year-old admits.

"It was so small that I didn't know he was inside me until he stood up and the condom had stuff in it."

In Addition: Wha is that Rita Cosby in this Flick Photostrem?

What Oh You Mean Playing Video Games

P5200648
Originally uploaded by doggiesrule04.

Okay, here we go again. Don't try and make a gooder video game try and trick people into thinking they need to play.

"Right now, the (adult video game) market targets mainly straight white guys," said Brenda Brathwaite, chair of the International Game Developers Association sex special interest group. "And straight white guys aren't the only ones having sex."
[...]
One of those design problems, said Noah Dudley, the producer of Naughty America, an online adult game that will launch later this year, is that women don't approach sex in games the same way men do.

It's virtual and completely unreal sex how would a womans approach have to be different? Just make it some interesting and less childish.

There are also the virtual worlds Second Life and World of Warcraft, which, while not overtly about sex, make it fairly easy for users to engage in sexual activity.

And there is your big hint. Look at how people get together not play if I was a e.t.c. If they'd just change their name from Naughty America to something that was about people getting together in a virtual world and having fun. Then people would just eventually start having at it. Allowing people to do they thang is all that is needed. Look at youtube. People will just be how they are no matter what.

Add a little fantasy and not just lasers and dragons. But an alternate world to react in and your golden.

In Addition: I found this Flickr Photostream.

Oh And

I just re did my computer so those mules are going again.

Going Green In The Bedroom

Sexy Mutha Nature
Originally uploaded by Mark Velasquez Photography.

Greenpeace has released a list of strategies for "getting it on for the good of the planet," suggesting "you can be a bomb in bed without nuking the planet."

TreeHugger, an online magazine, has just published a guide on "how to green your sex life." The adult store Good Vibrations announced last week it would no longer sell sex toys containing phthalates, controversial chemical plasticizers believed by some to be hazardous to humans and the environment alike.

And you can buy everything from bamboo sheets to organic lubricant and "eco-undies."

"Green living is getting sexy," says Jacob Gordon, author of TreeHugger.com's recent green guide for the bedroom.

Whats in your wallet or eco-sex kit? Note how they manage to work Al Gore into this story.I guess global warming is do the friction.

In addition: Here is a Vegetarian Porn Site and I found this Flickr photstream while looking a pic' to go along with this "story". You got to love nudes especially when they ain't porn. Pretty decent handling of the camera eh.

Nothing Like A World View

Wow, how about that you can watch things from the BBC on YouTube. What a nice little thingy that is.

You really can get a whole new world view of things by seeing what is going on in another country that speaks the same language although rather badly. All right lets see what the brits are getting up to.

NO BBC FOR U!

Okay, it would seem that they don't get the concept of sharing with the world. BBC channel is only for brits and who they like. What The Fuck! Why step onto the damn world stage with restricted content? Well but if you really think about it. If that stuff was any good somebody would have capped and posted it. So whatever it is, it can't be all that interesting.

Probably a brit cooking show on how boil... everything.

Whitnay-a
Uploaded by pharaoh90

Here is how you share. An old yahoo camer. I will now go looking for brit bashing videos and websites.

Samsung SH-S183

Allrighty I have finaly gotten me a DVD burner. I never had a need nor a system that could handle one. The Samsung Super writemaster lightscribe double layer -+R is a fine drive. I haven't burned any duoble layer or made any labels yet. But for CD and DVD 4.7 burning it does great. My only hang-up is Nero express 6 OEM.


My old drive was a Memorex 40x12x48 CD-RW with a Nero5 OEM. The drive itself has no brand markings on it. It was very noisy and took like three tries to open the drive bay. It did that in the old machine as well as the new one so that now after having it for however many years, I can rule out power supply issues. Nero 5 was so cool. I liked the way it had the file manager on the right and the CD layout(s) on the left. I miss not being able to create layouts all at once. And it telling me what the size of files and directories / folders was, was really helpful when I had lots to burn. I allways had lots to burn ;)

The price at the time was 50 bucks with rebate. I saw somebody selling one on Amazon recently for 98.95... I might ebay mine for 25.00 bucks minus the info about the drive bay.


Got to get some lightscribe discs and try that out some time.

Coultergeist

Coultergeist
Originally uploaded by Buddy Stone.

Sympathy for the devil please.

Transgendered people don't all want the sex reassignment surgery. To better align her physical sexual characteristics with her emotional and psychological identitywould be nice. But the thought that might mean having to give up on having orgasms is scary.

Many myths surround the effects of SRS on libido, sexuality and orgasm. Many preop TS women are understandably concerned about whether they will be able to fully enjoy and eagerly participate in lovemaking after SRS. Of special interests and concern is whether postop TS women can fully experience sexual arousal and orgasm. The ability to easily become aroused, to desire intimate and sensual contact, and to achieve sexual release through orgasm is a precious gift to bring into love relationships, especially when combined with a desire to give full and complete pleasure to one's love partner too. A loss of these capabilities could ruin the woman's chances of experiencing her full humanity after transition, especially for finding and enjoying a passionate, deeply-bonded love relationship. However, as we'll see, SRS can provide those for whom it is right the chance to fully experience the joys of sex and lovemaking - and thus to finally enjoy a full human life.

As for the adam's apple removal surgery[PDF]. I don't see why a chondrolaryngoplasty hasn't been preformed.

Hopefully it's something more serious and this is just a burn up as you go out thing. No I don't think anything that heavy so lets keep it lite by looking at another well known trany.

Here she is in her defense of her pointless remark about Edwards. You know these people are kinda like elementary school kids. Name calling and when someone responds they act innocent as though are being attacked for no reason.

COLMES: Ann Coulter joins us now in her first television interview since making those comments, and also joining us is former Democratic pollster and Fox News contributor Pat Caddell. Welcome to both of you.

Ann, you know, your problem isn't with liberals like me, because I was never your audience, but I am getting a lot of emails from conservatives. Like this one that says, "I am a conservative, used to be a fan of hers" — meaning yours — "you are an embarrassment," this person says, "to conservative beliefs, to the Republican Party, to anyone with a shred of self-respect. Do us a favor, shun her."

What do you say to conservatives who respond to you now like that?

COULTER: That's how all liberals begin letters denouncing conservatives. I've pointed this out many times...

COLMES: So a liberal wrote this, not a conservative.

COULTER: And — I mean, this is the same thing we go through every six months. I say something, the same people become hysterical, and that's the end of it.

I mean, I think the lesson young right-wingers ought to draw from this is it's really not that scary to attack liberals. This is about my 17th allegedly career-ending moment. And by the way, also, again, the left has precisely proved the point of the joke, which was to make fun of that actor going into rehab for using a word. This is like the Soviet Union — if you disagree...

COLMES: It would be better if it were a funnier joke, but...

COULTER: ... with the government, you go into — you go into...

COLMES: But Ann, you're ignoring my question...

COULTER: ... you know, a mental institution.

COLMES: ... which is that you are attacking this letter writer for being a liberal. I am getting a lot of these letters from conservatives. You're losing your conservative base by saying the things you're saying.

COULTER: Well, OK, we'll see. That's what has happened every other time for about a decade now.

COLMES: You continue to say...

COULTER: Every six months, I get the same thing.

COLMES: Your answer is, OK, it was a joke. Would you make a racial slur and just say it was a joke?

COULTER: No. That's preposterous, and I think it's offensive that you immediately — whenever you have to go to the argument, oh, would you use the N word, I mean, that is part of this semantic totalitarianism, to compare everything to the N word. No, if you weren't brought...

COLMES: I didn't say the N word. I said a racial slur.

COULTER: ...and you weren't legally discriminated against — you hear this when people say we cannot use the word illegal alien, because that's like using the N word. No, those are words that are specifically used to demean a particular race. The word I used has nothing to do with sexual preference. It is a schoolyard taunt, and unless you're going to announce here on national TV that John Edwards, married father of many children, is gay, it clearly had nothing to do with that. It's a schoolyard taunt.

COLMES: Ann, you are tap-dancing around my question. I asked you a very simple question...

COULTER: No, I'm not.

COLMES: I didn't ask about the N word. I simply said, you write this off and say, oh, it was only a joke...

COULTER: And I just said why I wouldn't.

COLMES: But you used a word that's very offensive to gays. Would you use a word offensive to another group of people and say, oh, it was only a joke? Where do you draw the line?

COULTER: It isn't offensive to gays. It has nothing to do with gays. It's a schoolyard taunt, meaning wuss. And unless you're telling me that John Edwards is gay, it was not applied to a gay person.

COLMES: Was Isaiah Washington wrong to use that word to — when he used it to describe T.R. Knight?

COULTER: Yes. He used it incorrectly, but I still don't think he should go to rehab for using a word. I think that's crazy. I think all of America outside of Hollywood thinks that’s a wee bit crazy.

COLMES: So he used it incorrectly, but you used it correctly?

COULTER: Yes. Yes. I would say that of pretty much every Democratic politician. It could have been John Dean, but he's not running for president. It could have been a different word...

COLMES: So they're all gay?

COULTER: But that's not the word that Isaiah Washington went to rehab for, which is what it was a joke about.

COLMES: Pat Caddell, I'd like to have you weigh in here. You want to respond to what you heard so far?

PAT CADDELL, FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR: Look, I love Ann. I do think that in terms of that particular — I saw the clip. I mean, I can see why she thought it was a joke. I can see why other people did not and why they would have made the reference point. But sometimes people have a hard time with Ann's humor. But I thought the Republican candidates were quick to jump, and the — what I liked best was the Edwards campaign commenting as though Ann was the right wing of the entire nation forcing down upon their campaign. It was very funny. They were raising money with it. So at least you raised money for them, Ann, but I'm sure it won't hurt any of your book sales either.

People take all this stuff far too seriously.

Signs of Drug Abuse:

• Slurred or agitated speech
• Sudden or dramatic weight loss or gain
• Hiding use; lying and covering up
• Complaints from teachers or co-workers
• Avoiding eye contact
• Running away

I am not saying drugs are involved. I am saying it would explain a lot. You got a druggie for President and he brings along his druggie friends.

The Problem With These Scams

African woman
Originally uploaded by reginald_dlani.

They keep sending them out to people who don't have no money like me. And we end up talking about them exposing them. If they kept it to just greedy rich folk instead of phishing they would never be outted.

Dear Friend,
Compliments of the day ,it a bright and lovely day in Africa and many
good things comes in a day like this ,i am Lucas Tranie from the
Republic of Congo in Africa,son of Late King Tranie( The Morkola 1 of Natama
kingdom in Congo ).

There was a rebel attach on the palace due to the current crisis in
my country and my father was shot in the process which led to his death
3 days later.My mother and i where rescued by United Nations peace
keeping force and we where taken to their base.

Now the reason why i have contacted you is that,there is a
consignment containing thirty million United states dollars that was kept in a
security company in Ghana by my father and i have all the legal
documents to claim this consignment ,the problem is that i need a foreign
beneficiary ,who will help in claiming the funds, invest it and also i will
like to complete my Education in your country if
that can be arranged by you . My mother and i are now in Ghana and we
reside at the refugee camp because we lost everything to the crisis,this
consignment is all we have and our hope of survival.

In return for your assistance i am ready to part with 20% of the funds
in the consignment for any inconveniecies that this may cost you.Today
will make it the 10th day we arrived here in Ghana with the documents
covering the deposit and ownership to notify the Security Company for
the claims.

Note ,the consignment are kept as family valuables so the security
company does not know the content and i will like it stays that way for
security reasons .

I will be waiting for your urgent.

Regards and God bless you.

Lucas Tranie

Lets Just Be Strange

Nothing like chicks and guns. Why I don't know. If gun equals penis then if she has one then there is no need for a dude in the picture.


Online Videos by Veoh.com

Or is this someones excuse to get chicks naked.

Grabbing YouTubes

First get Firefox from some place... Then go to Firefox add-ons and get VideoDownloader. Or search for video downloader and try out others but that the one I use. To convert them to whatever you want, you SUPER it ain't fast but it is free.

And remember sharing is caring. Like this HERE and this HERE too.

Mules And Webcam Viewers

Thanks for stopping by,

Donkeys I will be keeping what I have going for the month but, I will need to stop and re-install windows. I do that opposed to registery cleaning and crap. I stopped right now to defrag.

If you are old enough click on the links, some interesting stuff them. I don't get no money for them but I ain't supposed to talk about the ones that do... Maybe I will find a story you have not heard of. Or a picture you haven't seen before so keep coming back.

Cam viewers I went with paltalk for a month hoping to get some good stuff during Feb. but you see all of what I got. When I get some change to spare I will either try again or go back to anywebcam. If I had of known my lifetime gold would expire I would have done way more vid' capping.

Toxic Toys

dildo mushrooms
Originally uploaded by amaratala.

It takes the Village Voice to cover toy dangerous toysthey never talk about at chistmas time. And these go far beyond a choking hazard.

Dangerous Dildos, Part 2

In "Dangerous Dildos, Part 1" I recounted my experience with a red dildo that left my ass feeling as if it were on fire and I laid out the research on the culprit: phthalates, a group of industrial chemicals found in many sex toys. Mine is not an isolated incident; ask any sex store clerk or porn star: Lots of people are talking about the burning, itching, and other irritation experienced after using PVC sex toys with phthalates.

Another downside to these toys is that they're porous, so they cannot be easily cleaned or completely disinfected (like nonporous materials such as silicone or glass).

Ok what's in those make your own dildo kits?

Real life Tricorder

2006-04 Star Trek Experience Spock's Tricorder
Originally uploaded by cromely.

Purdue University researchers have created a handheld sensing system its creators liken to Star Trek's "tricorder" used to analyze the chemical components of alien worlds. But the system could have down-to-earth applications, such as testing foods for dangerous bacterial contaminants including salmonella, which was recently found in a popular brand of peanut butter.

I need one. I can go into my local grocery store and never go into my local grocery store again.

Unlike conventional mass spectrometers, which are cumbersome laboratory instruments that weigh more than 300 pounds, the new handheld device weighs less than 20 pounds and can be used in the field.

Some is probably already complaining about the weight of it ;)

Naruto

WOW! He ain't all that Homer Simpson takes him to task here.

BBC Coming To Youtube...

So? Does that mean we now get to see clips from programs we don't get because BBC America channel comes filtered to us through the canadian content law?

The BBC said it will offer two branded "channels" on YouTube, the video-sharing Web site bought by Google in 2006.
[...]
YouTube Chief Executive Officer Chad Hurley said he hoped the deal would "open up an entirely new audience for content."

So, But I did find some Dr. Who Memorabilia while looking for a pick to go with story.

Open A Window Plz

Everyone has it. Most people think they have too much of it. And passing gas in the wrong place at the wrong time can cause great embarrassment.

Most people produce about 1-3 pints a day and pass gas about 14 times a day. Flatulence itself, although not life threatening, can definitely cause social embarrassment. This embarrassment is often the reason why you might seek medical help for excessive gas.

• History has numerous anecdotal accounts of flatulence, including Hippocrates himself professing, “Passing gas is necessary to well-being.” The Roman Emperor Claudius equally decreed that “all Roman citizens shall be allowed to pass gas whenever necessary.” Unfortunately for flatulent Romans, however, Emperor Constantine later reversed this decision in a 315 BC edict.
  
  
• In the mid-1800s flatulence took center stage with the French entertainer Joseph Pugol (“Le Petomane”). Pugol was able to pass gas at will and at varying pitch, thereby playing tunes for sold-out shows at the Moulin Rouge. Such was his success that lesser competitors began to appear, including the Spaniard “El Rey” and the female Angele Thiebeau (later revealed as a fake using hidden air bellows).
  
  
• More recently, flatulence was immortalized by Mel Brooks in the movie Blazing Saddles with his bean-eating cowboys.

• Nonetheless, if you are concerned about excess gas, it is not a laughing matter. It is a medical concern that you will want to talk about with your health care provider.

• The primary components of gas (known as flatus, pronounced FLAY-tuss) are 5 odorless gases: nitrogen, hydrogen, carbon dioxide, methane, and oxygen.

Flatulex's Unique Gas Formula is used to relieve stomach gas distress, intestinal gas and diarrhea. Flatulex's Unique Gas Formula relieves Gas Pain, Bloating and pressure. Flatulex also includes activated charcoal to absorbs poorly soluble substances that may cause gas. The activated charcoal can also reduce the fowl smell of bad gas.